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twitter.com/mma_kings/status/793223913685848064
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Schaub is God

>a sneaker expert

NICE


IT'S HALLOWEEN BOYS

ONLY SCARY IMAGES ALLOWED

Upcoming events:

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News:

>UFC investor documents
mmajunkie.com/2016/10/what-investor-documents-tell-us-about-the-ufcs-past-and-its-future

>Khabib's dad: Khabib cost Conor millions of dollars
mmamania.com/2016/10/31/13480622/nurmagomedov-eagle-contract-cost-conor-mcgregor-half-his-purse-for-ufc-205-mma

>Joe Soto replaces Guido Canetti on Mexico City card
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/793223913685848064

>Kevin Casey signs with Bellator, makes debut on Bellator 170
olimpomma.com/ex-ufc-kevin-casey-assina-com-o-bellator-e-estreia-no-bellator-170/

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thanks pussy

If you don't like Brendan Schaub, fuck you.

You are all just jealous of his success. He is a certified badass, a self made multi millionaire, a t-shirt mogul, a sneaker expert and one part of one of the most successful podcasts in the world. On top of all that he is an extremely talented up and coming stand up comedian with a sickening work ethic. Whilst the people that hate on his success are just cheeto fingered nerds.

no u

>UFC investor documents
>mmajunkie.com/2016/10/what-investor-documents-tell-us-about-the-ufcs-past-and-its-future

interesting

Schaub bless.

What a beautiful sign. So welcoming. Shame you have to draw an arrow on it.

>interesting
i skimmed through it and it doesnt have alink to the 50 something pages (useless) and only discussed revenues (and not margins) ((double useless))

>MMA """"journalism""""
>MMAths

>wake up
>check /heem/
>OP isn't quite my tempo
>have mild anxiety attack while collecting relevant links
>fail the captcha multiple times in a floater to get your important news through further heightening the sense of panic
>finally: 100% - post successful
>Now I can breathe again

whew, scary dude

lucky for you he was here to update you

The breakdown of income and reliance on Conor and Ronda are interesting, although not surprising

Is there anything i have missed after the last UFC i can watch while waiting for another UFC?

a bellator card and a glory card

YouTube.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>Peru
First you need running water.

Thanks except you didn't link me to the previous thread so I can properly take the picks.

Just imagine being such a raging sperg that you just HAVE TO post a washed up sneaker expert or news that nobody reads in EVERY SINGLE THREAD

>tfw heem

so let me get this straight. you are an american op and it didn't occur to you to call this thread "/heem/ Halloween Edition"?


you are a fookin disgrace to your country. GET DA FOOK OUTA HEYAH!!

You find a picture of an MMA fighter in costume, and we will renegotiate.

nobody over the age of 14 (unironically) cares about halloween, you spastic

RyanBaderasViking.png

very true; good post

Here you go lad

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>americans complaining about the OP

>coral springs

Rafael dos Anjos vs. Tony Ferguson
Martín Bravo vs. Claudio Puelles
Diego Sanchez vs. Marcin Held
Ricardo Lamas vs. Charles Oliveira
Beneil Dariush vs. Rashid Magomedov
Alexa Grasso vs. Heather Jo Clark

>The name of your town is Johnson
'nuff said

Who /JOANNA/ here?

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>Pls respond

how is he so tan?

Cody Garbrandt's mom is Bethe Correria?

Doesn't even look like Betch
Awful post man seriously

>Doesn't even look like Betch
don't lie, that's the first thing that came to my mind too

Have you ever seen someone wearing UFC/Reebok gear?

only in the mirror ;-)

Yeah, many UFC fighters and associates

I shit you not. There's this one guy at my gym who wears the goober reebok shirt.

The guy is honestly cool af tho. I sometimes banter memes to him when he's around.

Those hoodies are ugly as fuck

UFC store has some nice t shirts however, don't know if reebok makes them

ew

she legit looks just like her

she probably thinks it's golumpkis

oh I didnt see the pic

>golumpkis

DONT BRING THE DOG OUTTA ME BRO

what are you doing up at 3 AM?

This image scares 95% of white bois

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>Still mad he got paid $750k to let Brock lay on top of him for 15 minutes

You gotta be kidding me with this guy. Everyone knew Brock was gonna come in roided to the eyeballs.

no one who meets her on the street would ever guess she is a horrifying war angel once she enters a cage

yes

YASS QUEEN!

Not sleeping because I had 2nd coffee at 9 pm and internet is the most interesting late at night

she's the champion we need but don't deserve

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Which fighter are you most like and what would be your walkout song?

Me:

Maia (except a better striker than he is)

youtube.com/watch?v=JLmD1krXvB4

Anybody have that Krazy Horse .webm of him just jumping out the ring and running away?

Middle is grossest

Keep saying that.

*alligator clapping in the distance*

Wake up Luke, it is all over.

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Why do you like Jacarei bro?

>le huezillian alligator man has best guard

How do I achieve platinum mode natty, /heem/?

live the platinum lifestyle

He's an entertaining fighter who always finishes fights and has been getting screwed out of title shots ever since he came to the UFC.

Show me someone else who has 16 submission finishes.

show me someone that gives a shit

What a cute family

youre so fucking weird bruv

>parents dressing up too

Why is this allowed?

>some people still unironically think Eddie isn't going to get heemed

>fjordposting at this hour

you're this socially retarded

>actually thinking partaking in halloween makes you 'socially normal'

i bet you still unironically play xbox and your screename is pussyslayer420

NO

MUMMY WAS NOT ON STEROIDS

idiot

The Earth's crust is 3.7x(10^-6)% Platinum, only one man - Mike "If he's dark, I'll leave a mark" Perry is natty platty

damn dude do you not go outside or something

your posts just shows how fucking young you actually are

>he picks against my fighter
>shitposting

heem yourself goof

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have a webm friendo

Zoophiles should be banned from spee.

Reminder that Nathan "Nate" Diaz is a 8 foot 11, 650 pound Gorillion Weight Class Fighter™ and Conor is not only a hero for fighting him not once but twice. But also for surviving through 5 full rounds with an inhuman killing machine.

Truly a master.

Gotta give props to CM Punk for agreeing to get in there and fight another man in a fight that has rules and a referee to stop the fight for $1 million dollars total.

Not a lot of people would agree to do that.

easy for you to say sitting in your office chair shitposting on Sup Forums
if you were actually in his situation that isn't how you would act

>if you were actually in his situation that isn't how you would act

Literally everyone who posts on /heem/ would take that deal against a jitz artist.

How exactly would I act buddy?

fuk u goof

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