It's a David Boreanaz statutory rapes Sarah Michelle Gellar episode

>it's a David Boreanaz statutory rapes Sarah Michelle Gellar episode

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that was spike

Spike didn't rape Buffy.

Remove statutory and that was definitely Spike.

David Boreanaz is the American Hugh Jackman!

Your exclamation mark pisses me off so much

Wat

>cuckifornia with it's 18 year old consent

Haha, what a story!

KYS faggot

>thousand year old dark handsome vampire falls in love with 15 year old girl

That was such fanservice for the female viewers. It just creeped me the fuck out when I was watching at the time. Also, his acting in Buffy was so horrendous compared to his acting in Angel.

Angel was less than 300 years old, but you're right it was creepy especially how he "fell in love" with her the moment he saw her which happened to be long before he actually met her

Pretty sure he had never acted before, he was just some guy a producer pulled off the street.

Doubt it, he was way too handsome to be some random dude.

That was it though. I saw an interview with said (female) producer where the story was that they wanted some handsome 20-something looking man and she was like "there's this really hot guy that walks his dog past my house all the time, we should totally ask him" and that was that.

And now he's rich, living off of Boners.

He was a bit part male model before Buffy. The scene in the pilot of Angel where someone says
> "you're an actor"
> "no I'm not"
> "you are now"
Was supposed to be a joke referencing how he got the job

God that show is awful. I can't name another show that pushes the feminist agenda harder than that show. I admit, I fell for "beautiful couple" trap/fantasy and watched 6 seasons of it, but damn that show was bad.

It started out decent and got steadily worse.

I think it was the episode where Bones was parrying longswords with the palm of her hands when I realized how ridiculous the show was and how I couldn't believe it took me so long to realize it. Literally the biggest mary sue in tv.

it was a different time

there was an episode of malcolm in the middle where he was like 14 at burning man and fucks a 35 year old woman

>it's a Buffy gets a job to support all her freeloading friends episode

This sounds fucking hilarious. I've never seen a full episode of Bones, but now I want to.

When does she pay for her friend's stuff?

Angel was a vampire, human laws don't apply to them

Should I finally watch this show? I heard season 1 is unwaatchable shit, but I have an open mind and really fuckin love vampires.

season one is dull but only lasts 12 episodes. Season 2 and 3 are the peak and any praise the show deserves rests mainly on the shoulders of those 2 seasons with a scattering of standout episodes in the rest. Things go downhill in season 4. Season 7 redeems the show for how bad it got in 5-6.

Thanks man, guess I'll just brute force my way through s1 and enjoy the rest. Buffy seems pretty cute tbqh.

Season 1 is good if you can deal with the fact that the vampires can be corny and growly, especially the ones that aren't major characters. I dunno why anyone would call season 1 unwatchable if they enjoy the rest of the series. Although keep in mind that the acting, effects and stuff do steadily get better as the show goes on, season 1 does have a noticeably lower budget feel than season 2, although I dunno if that's literally a budget difference or not.

Its pretty good for at least a season or two but the decline in quality is really noticeable. Its the only crime-investigative drama show I've ever actually enjoyed.

Season 6 was a mistake

>Once more with feeling
>tabula rasa
>naked spike
>mistake

Good episodes that could have been apart of a better season m8 :^)

Once you fall in love with the characters, they got you by the balls anyways. You'll keep on watching no matter how shit it gets.

haha nice!

>Buffy seems pretty cute tbqh
She's like 60 now, though. Fucking grandma.

Raged so hard when they threw Buffy out of her own house in S7. I mean wtf.

Like with anything there are positives and negatives. I don't remember disliking season 1 the first time I saw it. I have seen others complain about some of the baddies in it. In retrospect it's probably true. Whether it's one of the weaker seasons or not doesn't matter much. It's the beginning of the show and it's important to watch. Personally I found some of the later seasons annoying to watch. Muh slayer females so powerful gurls rule!!1 Really felt like thinly veiled feminist propaganda and that's fine if it's what you signed up for. Until then I never thought the show was about that.

60? She was in a show called Ringer not too long ago and she looked fine.

It's written by Joss Whedon, I mean what can you expect?

I actually stopped liking a lot of the characters in season 6, they tanked a lot of them for the sake of gritty ""realism"".

Except it's a felony to cross state lines for the sole purpose of skirting age of consent laws.

>Season 7 redeems the show
good one , m8. Season 7 was even worse than 1. But I blame season 6 for how bad it was alsom because season 6 pretty much destroyed every bit of fun and sympathy the characters had, that by the tine season 7 rolled up, I couldn't care less about any of them. And it didn't help that the actors (especially SMG) looked like they were phoning in their performance.

>it's a Clark makes out with a hot girl in a heated 5 minute scene that borders softcore porn, for no reason episode

These were always the best episodes, watching the show as a kid.

>mentions 2 episodes and a meme

yea, god tier season, amirite??

He was cast because he was a total hunk but even more so than Xander and Xander they had to make him into a big loser for the show. Seriously props to Nicholas Brendon for playing that loser character so well cause fucking hell he was hot back in the day no homo but he was probably surrounded by fresh tight, wet pussy everyday.

I really liked Season 1 but most people don't and find it hard to get into from there. Seasons 2 and 3 hit you from out of nowhere though. Best shit man.

he's aged like a god tbqh it just sucks he's a fucked up alky who can't get his shit together

3>2>4>5>6>1>7

Worst casting ever. Gray hair by season 3.
>I'm 17
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

>It's an "Angel calls Buffy 'Sarah' during an emotional scene" episode

Xander was the biggest success of the group m8

>stable relationship (even after the not-marriage)
>good, well-paid job
>own big-ass apartment
>gets a cool eyepatch

Compare that to the rest of the gang
>Buffy only is dysfunctional relationships and forever doomed to shit jobs because slayer duties
>Willow an eternal college student leeching off Buffy
>Giles forever alone

taking HD Buffy webm requests :^)

any buffy panty upskirts?

His career has gone to shit and he's suffering from alcoholism, depression and getting arrested frequently. But damn his body has only gotten better with age he's a goddamn intimidating motherfucker. Still a hot dude.

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can you make one from doppelgangland when buffy and xander hug willow after thinking she had become a vamp?

Spike didn't rape buffy. He tried to but it was coming from a weird place. He did bruise her though.

Admit though spike and buffy was good times because he brought out her inner slut and it wasn't all that lovey dovey shit that went on with angel.

Now that was insufferable.

It was feminism with decency and without misandry which I can appreciate. Compare it to today and your pretty much dealing with hitler feminism.

When they hijack her house, food and what not. They also hijacked her house and kicked her out towards the end of the series.

Honestly I hope he gets his shit together. It's kind of depressing.

It was a male producer who saw him walking his dog and asked him to be an actor, a gay male producer

So, why didn't Angel ever bang Fred? Is he some kinda faggot or what?

She got BLACKED, he didn't want any part of that

>300 year old vampire
>i-i-i can't stay abstinent in a romantic relationship
>brb LA

fine, then he "fucked her violently without her premission"'d her

I mean before that, he could have had that primo early, still crazy Fred poon, but he didn't go after it. There is literally no possible reason for any straight man to turn that down.

So its confirmed Angel was gay then, right?

he was a model who got lucky. potentially better than some literal nobody who worked in a grocery store or something

he was all about cordy at the time man

Exactly, thats what I've been trying to say. He's a faggot.

>unironically not liking cordy

I don't know man, something about you seems off

Cordy's just fine, but when you got a tip top qt like Fred throwing herself at you and you choose Cordy over her then there's a serious problem with you.

this is inaccurate, age of consent here in Texas is 17

Haven't you ever heard that old saw "Never stick your dick in crazy"?

Fred was as crazy as they come at that point why do you think she let herself get BLACKED

Do you think that negro had a big dick?

statutorily*

>have supersmell sense and a weakness for drinking blood
>meet a smelly cave hobo who tries to feed you blood she just happened to find/have
>leave for a few months because your mary sue waifu dies
>come back
>she smells just as bad, but now with the extra smell of old stale tacos
yeah, real catch for angel

>he didn't watch Married with Children
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How could anyone possibly prove what someone's "sole purpose" is legally?

Are you just making thing up?

I'll rape you with a statue, bitch.

Julie Benz also walked through that door. And Xander was one of the gang guys who beat Al up.

Buffy laughing after she's told Harmony has minions.

My god you're right, I never really thought about that.

The reason Angel never went for Fred is because he knew his tiny white dick could never satisfy a goddess like her, so he did the right thing and stepped aside so that the bull could have her. Do you think Angel ever prepped Gunn?

Whatever the case I think we've finally gotten to the bottom of this mystery. Good talk, gang.

I bet she smelled like heaven tbqh famalam

>You will never be raped by David Boreanaz

Mexican heaven

Thats the best kind, hombre

No bueno muchacho, no bueno en absoluto

>I'll take away your bucket
This is now a Wesley, sorry, "Angel" thread

Wesleys origin was that of a bitch. But he ascended to best character status.

Fuck you and your conjugation, niggerfaggot. Get into memespeak.

Say what you want both shows knew how to cast hot women. Nowadays it's chunky fat sluts with man thighs because they have to appease the 'down-low' gay negro..

But the women of both buffy and angel series were fucking hot.

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Suits me just fine, Angel is the superior show, and Wesley is best boy.

why couldnt he have a happy ending, bros? ;_;