Be me age 17

>be me age 17.
>go on blind date set up by sister with this cute redhead, but says she is kinda shy
>was kinda nervous but liked what sister told me about her
>sister says that he friend will be ready around 7 o'clock
>I leave a little early and stop at the gas station on the way there
>pick up a single rose
>get to her house and knock on the door
>she answers the door, I say hello and she just gives me a big smile
>tell here I wanted to take her to a movie and she nods her head yes with excitement
>I start to ask her something, but she is already reaching for the radio
>one of my favorite songs it on and I ask her if she likes it
>she looks a little confused at first but them shakes her head yes
>when we get to the theater she points at the popcorn
>i pick up a large popcorn and a drink for us each
>i didn't want to be to presumptuous with the single drink/two straws
>We go into the theater and she is looking at me
>She looks so cute and I must have smiled because she smiles back at me
>the movie starts
>previews
>she leans over an gives me a kiss
>then she takes my hand and start pulling it under her skirt
>she has a very cute little trimmed bush it feels like
>she puts my hand lower and i start rubbing on her pussy
>we mess around a bit and then leave the theater

>shy
>leans over for kiss on first blind date
that's not shy at all m8

>she looks a little confused at first but them shakes her head yes

>shakes her head

>yes

>sitting back in the car it is dark and most of the other cars are not there
>she starts smiling at me again
>then she jumps over to my seat and straddles me
>we are kissing an making out
she unfastened my pants and then grabs my cock
>she pulls her panties to the side and puts me inside of her
>feelsgoodman
>she starts riding me harder
>as she is going she is starting to make strange sounds
>and she is loud, real loud
>then she says, "oh yuaa fffoookk maaayy" in a deaf voice
>she has her eyes closed and I am asking her if she is okay
>feels so good though and i start moaning
>i get louder until i am almost shouting
>i fucking cum inside her deaf pussy
>she is breathing heavy but gives me a big smile and then climbs back over to own seat
>we sit there for a bit and then finally I ask her why she didn't tell me she was deaf
>she just smiles again and pulls me in to a kiss
>I drive her home and walk her up to the door
>she turn to me and theenk yuu foooa aa loaavly eevvneen
>I ask her if I can see her again
>she smiles, gives me another kiss and then goes inside
>the best night of my life and nothing has even come close

Are you asking a question or just bragging that you fingered a girl at the movies?

You're gross by the way. Other people have to sit in those seats.

But go on, saturate them with your goo.

Degenerate.

you didn't really mention it but im assuming she is 100% deaf?

you jelly cause OP got to fuck a redhead that doent have muh feminism on her mind?

redhead
deaf
cute
sexy
want the dick
fucks like a tiger
enjoys quiet

wife her OP.

Read-head nymfo, well done OP. Now get urself checked for STDs.

Plaayss gavvvvv miiii cooook

Stares you right in your eyes and says

>oh yuaa fffoookk maaayy

I want to fucking kill myself

so much jelly in this thread.

i want her to ffoook maaayy too

not every cultur has the same habits

Well, OP, that sounds like wife material... What's wrong? Why can't you just be happy?

Maybe he means shakes her head up and down while saying yes

>oh yuaa fffoookk maaayy

what?

would you like some peanut butter with that?

This might be the most boring green text I've seen.
>ur a fag OP who fucks a deaf girl

Making moves like that on the first date? Must be a complete nympho.

Not OP. Get bent like you have ever had anything remotely that interesting happen in your life.

>oh yuaa fffoookk maaayy like one your french girls

>falling for shitty bait
>thinking this green text is real
You have a lot to learn user

you don't know that. just you never fucked a deaf chick you think they don't fuck.

I should call for underage b& but nigger you hit the jackpot you win freedom

Does it really matter if a story is fake or not?
If it gets you hard then what's the big deal

Totally a keeper. You should keep dating. :)
And hope she's not as loose with other dudes while you date.

OP, we repeating this story with what really happened.

>OP gets set up on blind date with sister to get him out of the house so sister can fuck her boyfriend
>OP puts on his best fedora, memorizes his best lines from his favorite manga, and buys an overpriced fake rose from the gas station
>OP knocks on her door
>qt redhead opens door
>OP "H-hello m'lady, my sister said you were cute but I think you're ravishing."
>Redhead smiles and in deaf speak says to excuse her she's hard of hearing cause she's deaf
>OP thinks, "Oh man, she's disabled, this is my in for free sex. It's like a hentai!"
>Go to OP's car, luckily he cleaned out all of the McDonalds and Tacobell bags from the passenger side
>Metalica starts playing from radio
>Redhead doesn't care whats playing
>OP "D-do you like this song?"
>Redhead looking out passenger window, doesn't respond
>OP thinks he'll be awesome and romantic
>OP buy some popcorn and drink
>Thinks they'll share the drink
>Redhead never touched the drink
>OP and redhead watching movie
>Redhead looks bored
>OP tries to hold her hand
>Redhead pulls away and in deaf speak says she has to go to the bathroom
>Movie almost over
>Popcorn finished, drink finished, OP thinking maybe she'll come back
>Movie ends
>OP sitting there alone
>OP thinks "Maybe she'll come back."
>She never does
>OP goes home and jerks off to the sound of his sister getting fucked

These two greentexts fit together like a dick trying to fuck an equally sized dick

I fucking lost it, good job m8
>It's like a hentai!

thanks for saving this shit thread

...

And 404

You mean like..... That thing called nodding?

> Shakes my head up and down

Nods my head side to side

bapsss

gee.su/2NGPz