How fucked are you Sup Forums?

How fucked are you Sup Forums?

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I stopped watching movies and television shows back in 2009. I haven't torrented a thing, ever. How fucked am I? Well, not counting how pathetic my life is, how fucked AM I?

Why the fuck are you even here?

>public trackers
>in 2016

none because downloading torrents isnt a prosecutable offense in canada, only hosting it

also
>downloading torrents rather than streaming it once

why on earth would i watch an episode or movie more than once?

I shitpost. That is what I do.

And I'm damned good at it.

>seeding

Well, I'm not some Slav who runs a torrenting website, so...not fucked at all?

Unless you mean I will have to go through the massive, painful effort of googling for a different website from which to obtain torrents. In that regard, on a level of 1 (not having to google to obtain torrents) to More than 1 (having to google to obtain torrents) I am more than 1 fucked.

Fucked in what way? There are other torrent sites. And I'm sure Kickass will return in one for or another. It's just too big.

According to my contacts in the scene community they started serving no-knock warrants tonight around 2am eastern time on private residences. Anons from CT, NY, NJ, RI reporting warrants being served and computers being seized.

Allegedly there is a deal in place for the US Govt to get half of all the civil fines if they do the collection work.

what the fuck is up with government agencies having a hard on for birds
birds are shit

>Not using rutracker

Nigger

I live in Finland, so not at all.
R-r-r-right?

I believe I torrented a harry potter film off there last month

I'll be f

I don't get it the Navy pirated that shit and now they are going after citizens

They have been known to shut off the electricity and gas of known pirates in Finland but I think you are safe from prosecution. Just go buy a diesel generator if you haven't already.

Money from whom? Just because they "distributed" one billion dollars doesn't mean they have that. Americans aren't that dumb are they?

Will Criterion sue me for downloading some obscure Japanese shit from the 50s?

In the US copyright infringement is punishable by up to a 250,000 USD fine so the US govt would get 125k of fines for every person they catch who is able to pay.

If they are not they just dock their paycheck for 50% of takehome pay until it is paid off or the person kills themself due to poverty.

Americans really are the worst fucking people on this planet, aren't they?

By far, user.

By far.

According to my contacts in my sweaty, steamy bedroom you are retarded.

>Will Criterion sue me for downloading some obscure Japanese shit from the 50s?

They'll sue you but they can't win unless they find the file. So put the laptop or external HD in a bug out bag and bury it or lock it in a locker for a while.

If it was non Criterion jap shit you'd be fine but since it is a gold-level release by someone trying to get people to pay for the movie they will probably execute a warrant on your house by monday morning.

As a nigger, I wouldn't expect you to understand the reverence and majesty of certain creatures or why, throughout all of history, invoking the image of predatory animals was out of the notion of intimidating enemies or revering certain deities or simply out of respect for a continent's fauna or in more contemporary times, signalling nation state sovereignty.

Perhaps you should go back to Africa and eat hippo shit whilst not having any higher level of thought to why we do certain things in white, civilised society.

>According to my contacts in my sweaty, steamy bedroom you are retarded.

look at any torrent discussion forum there are reports coming in. also you can check twitter if you don't believe me.

>Taking even more money from the middle class.
The world is seriously going down the shitter. Hope it's just a rumor.

plus a copyright fine is not dischargeable in civil bankruptcy so your only hope is to pay it off slowly over 25 years or to just always work for cash. They'll take your tax return every year too.

If locker is in your name they can go through that too. The only sure way is to dunk the hard drive in a bucket of water. And your RAM too, to be safe

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>mfw I live in a third world country

I looked. There's nothing. What you said makes literally no legal sense.

You don't need to seize the servers to obtain users information. They can just check the swarm. If they had changed the law to make this possible. they could have just left KAT up and gone shopping for years on the users.

>The only sure way is to dunk the hard drive in a bucket of water.

If this worked they would never recover black boxes from airplanes under water.

You need to corrupt the actual plates by either shattering it, arcing it (microwave or welding iron), or burining it.

Better option would be to start a life of crime and save enough money to kill a senator

A dead senator is a good senator

If people are torrenting it's very likely because they have no money to spare outside basic living expenses. Then again it's not like government gives a shit about that and just wants to keep the poor miserable and poor.

LAND OF THE FREE

>they could have just left KAT up and gone shopping for years on the users.

That's exactly what they did. Don't you remember the KAT takedown in December? How they got people to sign up for the site?

Those people are getting warrants served first, with a specific list of all files downloaded.

Copyright infringement has both civil and criminal penalties so that is how they justify using the FBI to execute these warrants.

As if there was ever any doubt. Too bad those in charge of leading this country don't give a shit how hated they are by everyone else and their own citizens.

It's much more safe to register your name, password, email address and credit card information, cops will never catch you that way

That only goes for black hard drives, you dumb-dumb. For silver ones you can just dunk them in water

>If people are torrenting it's very likely because they have no money to spare outside basic living expenses. Then again it's not like government gives a shit about that and just wants to keep the poor miserable and poor.

Any amount earned over the federal minimum wage is garnishable in full. They can also seize property to pay debts. You get 2,000 in exclusions depending on the state but if you own a car or some collectible figurines it gets up there pretty fast.

>Don't you remember the KAT takedown in December? How they got people to sign up for the site?

No.

Who signs up for a public tracker?

>Those people are getting warrants served first, with a specific list of all files downloaded.

No they aren't.

>Copyright infringement has both civil and criminal penalties

top kek.

This is funnier than when I was a kid and we heard urban legends about the guy who got arrested for owning two VCR's.

>tfw deleted all of the content I got from there

Thank god I did it in time.

>tfw off to debtors jail with the deadbeat dads and Mexicans with parking fines.

>we live in a world where there's a possibility of common people getting fucked by the government for download movies on the internet

I think thieves are worse

>no-knock warrants

bad idea tbqh. I'm legally allowed to shoot back

You sound like those guys who complain every time the cops set up a speedometer

>Wha? I have to follow the law? This is fucking bullshit!

>Land of the free implies you can steal with impunity

Hey faggot, last I checked violating other people's rights with thievery isn't enshrined in the Constitution.

Enjoy your fine and imprisonment

who invested america with the authority to close the site for everyone?

if you don't like it, just block it in your retarded country.

burger here.

the average american is not too bad.

the american government is apocalyptically awful

114 warrants served in Fairfield
155 served in Hartford
52 in New Haven (none at Yale)

this is from an user working for the CT state police dispatch

But what about all the content people downloaded from YOU?

Watch out user, when they arrest Johnny Dindu, they'll see you contributed exactly 0.01% of a cam rip of Ghostbusters 2016 to him. Now, since Ghostbusters SHOULD have earned 2 billion dollars, but won't because of your deviousness, you officially owe Paul Feig an apology and Sony 200,000 dollars.

I hope your parents credit cards have high limits user.

See ya in three days.

America rules the world dude. They can do the fuck they want and all the other countries can do is not get in the way.

See ya in 500 days, criminal

How many people are killed by illegal downloads every week user?

(inb4 dozens because hollywood can no longer afford to make 400 Ernest movies a week, which means the guys who cleaned the trailer toilets are out of work, and can't afford to pay for their kids, so they go into state care, get abused, come out angry, develop drinking problems, then crash their cars because they're drunk and speeding).

This.
Copyright warnings have been in movies for decades. Can't really get pissed about them actually following through.

They are executing the warrants in the name of the person on the internet bill. So if your parents are on there they can take nearly every asset they have for something they never watched.

Hope you enjoy caring for your destitute parents because Sony seized their 401k.

>America rules the world dude
Mad Europeans in 3...2...1...

Golly maybe people want to watch the shit they like in HD fullscreen instead of a 480p window split in half with Sup Forums.

>violating other people's rights
and what god given rights are those?

Streaming is still downloading you fucking retard

I'm a eurofag myself btw but I'm not fucking dumb. There's always a country/nation/whatever that is above the others, and in our current times is America.

Robin Williams killed himself because his career died due to his movies being pirated. So stop being ignorant and come clean with the police, and maybe you'll get some leniency from the judge

>How many people are killed by illegal downloads every week user?

Homeland security just released a pink page report on how VPN technology is being run by Russian and Chinese hacking firms so you are literally supporting the enemies of the US government. So yeah good luck with that.

>Google Kickass Torrents + Warrant

>Pic related

fuck yeah.

youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng

Am I being trolled?

they don't like birds, they like eagles

The government is godawful and the average person is fucking retarded. I want off this ride.

>my contacts

copyRIGHTS you stupid thieving faggot.

Guess I can just walk into your home and fuck your daughter, then say "Dont worry, other men can have sex with her too"

Pretty sure the enemy of the U.S. Government is Terrorism.

And as far as I know, it's only Obama giving money to ISIS.

So yeah, good luck with that.

Do americans really see other countries as "enemies of the US government"?

All trolling aside, that's actually a pretty good idea. If I was a Sheriff I would totally implement that.

247 served in Annapolis alone (with 8 being served at the USNA)

another 89 served in Cumberland (western Maryland)

No figures on Baltimore yet but I bet it is going to be bad.

You are on Sup Forums, what do you think?

Yeah, we should treat them like our best friends, just look at France and Germany ;^)

What does the Bible say about Torrenting?

It's honestly hard to tell in 2016, isn't it?

Are you illiterate. That literally means you have a constitutional right to copy. That's what the founding fathers intended when they wrote the Bill Of Rights - That you could copy it. So everyone in their respective states could follow the rules. Jesus get some education.

turn on youarelistening.to/

go to Baltimore you can literally hear them chattering about the hard drives now and whether to charge someone who microwaved one with criminal destruction of evidence.

Theyve been doing that a decade ago. I remember reading a story how a grandma got fucked by the govt for $250k because her basement dwelling grandson was torrenting through her account. It was all over the news. When Obama got elected he had the DOJ back off but now that he's a lame duck they're back at it

It's 3am

>No figures on Baltimore

Who has to go down to the piracy den's to serve warrants on bootleg pushers?

Fuck that shit.

>the reverence and majesty of certain creatures
male birds are colorful and have extravagant plumage to attract mates. how we get the word peacocking. it's about sex. which is something the government shouldn't dabble in

>throughout all of history
WE WUZ KNGS N SHIT argument, nice

> invoking the image of predatory animals was out of the notion of intimidating enemies
pretty sure we're beyond being a superstitious cowardice lot, Batman

>revering certain deities
what is separation of church and state?

>respect for a continent's fauna
>signalling nation state sovereignty
kek like Europe's respect for lions, wolves,and bears? hunting to extinction and habitat destruction aside, real fucking 'independent' when every two-bit nation claims a brown eagle for their standard

i think the real issue is that you're just a boot licker

There's nothing on the bible about it so it's not a sin and totally okay to do.

Are they just arresting people who downloaded a ton? I'm actually paranoid as fuck now

>incinerating one's own property
>"criminal destruction of evidence"

It's just so fucking hilarious that you Americunts have been cucked to such an extent!!! When are you going to stand up to these cunts, you limp-dicked faggots?

>>It's 3am

>pretending you are a grandfather clock so they don't search your basement

gutsy move user but I don't think it will work

Oh shit, they are now talking about "drawings of child porn"

That guy is fucked

Really think about the tens of thousands of people that they'd have to go to. No, they are going after ring leaders

I do have education, kid. A law school education. Copyright is the right to PREVENT other people from copying your material, not the right to copy your own material. Stupid child.

Nah, don't believe any of these faggots, if there was a major operation like this going on, it would be on the news. Plus they don't care for the downloaders, only for the big fishes. You COULD be sued though, but it's rare.

Not at all, downloading torrents isn't illegal in Sweden whilst uploading is.

>Europeans gets raped and murdered by muslims
>Turks and slavs get raped and murdered by their own government

>Wow, America arrests criminals? You guys are soooo cucked haha

>nothing about this on twitter

i seriously hope you guys dont do this

Sup Forums userbase cut in half lel

I don't live in niggerland so I have nothing to fear. The most the government here has ever done to combat piracy is ban the URL of certain websites, which can easily be circumvented by using a proxy.

>criminals