Moving into new house

>moving into new house
>"hello we're your neighbours"
How would you react? Would you play it cool, pretending you don't know who they are?

who the fuck are they?

Who tf are these people and why should I care?

GET OFF MY LAWN

Pornstars

Yes... pretending...

Oh yeah i would play it cool until Manuel left me and Kayden alone..

Uh....yeah totally I'd play it cool and act like I didn't know them....

Agents for the Jewish Defense League

I Seriously have no idea who they are

I don't know who they are and I tell neighbours to fuck off and mind there own business

I would perv on her thou

ha had this shit happen the other day. was in the middle of a project on my car. I never act cool to the neighbors because they are all renters and are never areound for long. and they almost always have some loud ass bullshit they like to do. My current neighbor liikes to drive his truck aound my property at night. literally driving all wround the outside of the fences at 3 in the morning, shooting a gun or maybe firecrackers off avery couple of days or so. Renters are garbage.

>"Stars".

>not watching porn
Stay straight edge faggot

Like as if they were normal people, since I don't know who they are and don't really give a damn.

I think there is a porn site about this very phenomena

i would move ASAP as soon as i realized i lived next to poor trash like this

>Caring about slags
Basement dwelling faggot

I wouldnt even have to pretend. And dont come back knocking on my door either. We're not friends because we live next to eachother.

Dick goes half Way in... Zzzzzzzz.

"Ooooh yeah, that feels so good.", moans the bitch- when titfucked.
-can't wank to such unreal shit.

Better go to sleep. Can't even reply properly.
Ye win.

At this moment I'm euphoric...
Congrats you have figured out what everyone already knew.

You're just watching shit porn m8.

I would not have to pretend I don't know who they are.

all porn are shit.