Would you fuck a horse for $500?

Would you fuck a horse for $500?

I will do it for free faggot

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>Sure, I could afford 500.

your mom charges less

Fuck no, that's chump change

BAZINGA!

idk $500 is alot of money to spend on just one horse. id definitely pay $50 tho

Sure I can afford $500

Are you kidding? Sup Forums would fuck 500 horses for $1.

On my own conditions
-White horse with pink puss
-Extremely well cleaned and with girl shampoo
-legs are tied or on a safe place where it couldn't kick me
-Condom is a must


HellYeah$500.tiff

absolutely
im a 2 pump chump
easiest cash id ever make

Has anyone ever done it? I've always fantacized about doing it

what about this?

yeah but I don't have $500

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No, the farm down the way lets me do it for $200. Why the fuck would I pay you an extra $400?

your photoshop skills are worst than lady gaga x metallica

Post more horse pussy!

sauce?

Cows are much more fun. Plus they don't kick.
Their shit acts as lube.
Almost as slippery as NuRu massage gel.
Plus it comes out at 101F like a warm flood.

just searched for it

>no hooves
>no coat
I mean, she does have a long face, but you're kind of confusing my boner here.

>200 plus 400 equals 500
user...

Mmm... Beefy!

heh

>Plus they don't kick.
confirmed for never being around a cow

heres one whithout that stupid watermark

is there more of this?

yes

unfortunately, it's a rare treat

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I heard in a thread once that a mare can try to mate with you.
Is this true?

she is hot as hell

Top? Or bottom?

wait do I pay 500 or get paid 500 ???
either way yes

Can you get diseases from it/eating horse pussy?

itt
people having an excuse to post horse vaginas

Depends on the breed

Sure. I'd fuck about anything for $500 though.

Agreed! I wish all women had plot like dat.

No

I would pay $500 to get such an opportunity

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Not that specific horse.

A girl horse.

fuck yeah if it's free

can the horse be dead but still warm?

boi horse butt is the tightest

im afraid of disease or getting kicked. Ive licked it though. They move around too much its hard to get in them

being afraid of disease, but licking it...
genius

I know. It's like these losers don't even want hundreds of pounds of pure muscular stallion pushing back into them.

double it and ill consider it

But if know one knew?

You'd pay me 500 bucks you fuck my girlfriend?

no