/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

It's Friday, my dudes!

Got weed?

any reliable lsd dealers in dunedin?

Nah, but I got the same colour lighter

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It's bad

>Christchurch

Fire out yet? Haven't seen the news.

Dunedin reporting. thank fuck it's friday.

sorry i wouldn't have a fucking clue about lsd mate

Try Sketchy Gary, his mobile number is written on the wall of the rightmost cubicle in the men's toilet at South D Maccas.

It was on the news, it's out I think, but they're still at work making sure it doesn't start up again.

They said it's under control.

They could have put out the fire out this whole time, this is just a shakedown by the fire department.

South D Maccas only has one cubicle, you bimbo

Sick quads
You could say that you're on FIRE hahahahaha

Sorry it looked like there was 2, I was really drunk.

dunedin here. lifes pretty good fam.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Hey bitches

I miss drunk friday nights with IDBro ;_;

No

welcome back from your like two month hiatus.

that gif was so comforting.

Best two months ever. Not cause I was thinking here but I had fun lmao.

Fucking auto correct... Meant to say wasn't here.

Choice thread aye bro

Fair enough, did you finally find a man or something?

Fucking quality

I wish.. so badly. Nah just had a good Christmas and got busy doing stuff one day bled into another and here I am, bored on a Friday night.

retard

Good to hear that, nice devils trips.

The Fire Department is a fucking bullshit racket, they made up the lie that asbestos was dangerous so people wouldn't fireproof their own shit and put them out of business.

I hope you used your time wisely and got a full face and body tattoo of better face and body. I assume you didn't do anything about your rancid personality, because two months just isn't long enough for that.

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quercy pee on my face for chicken nuggets

Glad you're well :)

Settle down, Uke

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10/10 Prices

solid prices would def pay for the third option

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You're late

still have this folder on my old hard drive

lol I got all the unreleased OC fam

paypal or visa?

Anyone source an O in Dunedin?

'unreleased OC' i don't actually give enough shits i just found this looking at my old hdd.

hmm

godfuckingdammit uke

settle down there pal

orgasm?

not even Uke lmao

Working on my plans.

t. uke

you're thinking completely wrong.

Wrong island nigga

t. uke

IDBro greetings, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Harley and I'm kind of new here. I've observed these threads for some time and it's clear you're the man to know on these parts. I'm from Christchurch myself and think we should collaborate our talents and we could be running this place in no time. Give it a think over, I don't need a reply right away. I'm here most nights lurking from 5pm until bedtime. I think you're pretty good on your own but together we would get work done.

Classic.

It's like a throwback edition

How did you find the whole text to copy and paste? Don't tell me you wrote it out from the screenshot....

Some of us are really dedicated to our craft

You bet I did

its more autistic seeing it actually laid out in a post..

A true shitposter.

Quercy do one of your famous nzg style timestamps again

Gonna see that shit looking chinese Matt Damon movie next week. Should be fun.

mfw I can smell by balls right now

nice

Satan checked


also anyone here want to hook up?

I also mean sexually if you're a femanon

What have you guys learned from lurking /nzg/?

That I might think I want my life to be better, but being miserable is easier so I'll just do that.

how to love.

As least being miserable feels familiar, right?

Yeah, it's pretty cozy.

that we like nudes and are generally welcoming to other countries in our thread(s).

I learned about teamwork

wish this was our new flag that key failed miserably with

women will touch your penis if you are mean to them

Try new shit, user. My life is a little better sometimes for it, but when it all becomes too much for me I can always sink back to rock bottom where I belong.

Fuck yeah, motherfucker.

Yeah I did that, it was fun for a while but I couldn't leave my old familiar shit behind so it fell apart. Whenever I try something and fail I end up feeling even worse off than before.

how long do you try at something before you think you've "failed" at it

I learned, as homo as this sounds, that I'm not alone in the big, wide world. There's a gang of other fuck-ups and outcasts chilling in here every night, and I learnt that most of them are good for a yarn. Helped me understand a lot of stuff better than any shrink ever did.
I learned a lot about interacting with people, holding conversations, shit like that. Never really done it before. I unironically owe quite a lot to this shithole. My friends, my missus, my life. I was supposed to be in the ground last year but instead I'm living with a nice grill and not entirely fucking everything up.

So cheers, guys.

A number of months these last few times.

ily2 big D

we love you D-diddle.

>mfw we gonna make it.

tbh I feel if I lived in any other coutnry I'd be fucked, NZ is truly special, fuck buying a house doe

I wish I could take credit for creating this place.

We have Him to thank for creating this place

>tfw you will never be moot

sure IDbro started these threads and got them popular, but it's the effort of all of us that made this place what it is.

Where's Quercys Asshole

No Sup Forums is shit. I was talking about /nzg/ exclusively.

>implying /nzg/ isn't just as shit

you must be new

that we dont have.

this is all we have from that 'area'

I have finger in butt

and penetration

post it then

her butt is so huge she can't bare her hole

Feels friend.

like i'll ever be able to do that