Trips names my bong. Make it something red related if possible

Trips names my bong. Make it something red related if possible

red rocket

I never understood why people give names to inanimate objects. Do you also name your socks?

Something red it is op

winrar
something red related if possible it is

Lol Roll

tfw you get trips and have to name your brong

"Trips names my bong."

lol

Dank Senatra

Just take the initials SRRIPII

Sound liek agood name op

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nigger blood

Blody nigga

Dildo

Red Rocket

Big fat nigger cock

Since that's what OP is used to sucking on everyday already.

Roll

Red Five standing by.

My bong

Juicy nigger smegma

Kill yourself faggot

Blue

Dog penis

Bloody Mary

Big fat throbbing dingaling

something red related

ass juice

Oooh socloseeee. Reroll

monkey butt

reeeeeee

dogdick

OP polishes boners

Anal prolapse

Shit filled dickhole

crackbinge or dog cock

Harry Bongick Jr.

Your mom's Tampon

Big floppy donkey dick

Butternurs

>333
Melania

Red Fuck Nigger Shitdick Faggot Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Fucking Faggot Nigget.

This. It just doesn't make any sense.

Roll again

Goatse squirt

red leader standing by!

Rollarino

Pussynuts

Shitty nigger balls

This

Red Skelton

also kill your stupid fucking self for even thinking about naming a fucking piece of glass, you moronic pile of actual shit

Phallus

Communism

God fucking damn it!

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Stretched cum incrested asshole

Why do people even try to roll when the posts are clearly nowhere near the next trips? At least use some amount of basic logic and try to time it.

OP's beast dick obsession

canine blubberstick

Red dildo blood cock

Blown-out Asshole.

Name it nigger

Cocklover

Diarrhea covered nutsack juice

Re

Deadpool

Roll

Keks Dong

Name it bong. Since that's what it is. You fucking jackass.

Name it this. It's trips.

Throbbing bloody shit dick

Rolololol

I'm done.

bupper

rolling

garooongle

Scroty mcBoogerballs

Throbber

Dildo bong

Name it "I'm 27, what the fuck am I still doing on Sup Forums."

red rocket

Lmaooo

Gaybar the Red

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mom dildo

Poop shitter

Red Rocket

oll

ASS Gas

Dr. Sandra Lee (aka Dr. Pimple Popper)

Tonsle tickler

Tonsole Tickler

red rocket .

rollin

Satan's anus

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Fleshlight

It personifies the object and makes it more lovable.. think about old cartoons and stuff, who wouldnt wanna imagine their bong (or any other object) has some sort of personality.. its just whimsical fun

Also
Checkd and "Red Dawn" for waking and baking

Tenga Party

Ahahaha drugs. Call it red rocket because it gets you high and it's red ahahaha

Red