Spit a verse Sup Forums

Spit a verse Sup Forums

STOP don't do this
i spit coffee all over my laptop
report

Thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand
Million ain't enough, I'd bet a billion on the hood
If I lost that's just the cost of conscience; weigh it, know you should
Got no poker face, just joker taste and legendary knife
Hope you not around to hear sound when I stick it in my wife

I like your attitude, no gratitude for hand out, money piss
And I drink a lot, so save a spot: a shot before your briss
Ain't no doubt, this game in drought, meanwhile I'm sitting on a lake
Fuck your name, your janky fame; you only worth what you can break

If you think imma bitch, then imma switch my gender (social hymn)
Ice apocalypse, I touch her lips and nature take a swim
Hawkeye, hoping hackneyed hostages can hold my holy hand
If I get caught, I'll be on TV! watch me Brando on the stand

Never erradicated, glad you made it--fuck you hope you die
Hope your momma and your children see it, oh how long they cry
When they bury you, I'll be there selling flowers in your name
When the lights go out, your family fight: I'm pissing on your grave
I got that divine-right-of-kingly DNA

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my bitch ass bigger than a Kardashian's
when she ride this dick she cave the mattress in
Yall fuccbois lookin but you'll never get on top of it
Go back to yo skinny bitch, tell er to take some vitamins - ahh

Playin Pac Man Rally Kart, yah
ya bitch feed me Pop Tarts, yah
Yung nigga you swimming with the sharks
I'm a Picasso nigga, you just a Bachelor of Fine Arts

I ain't a mumblin nigga I'm articulate
I ain't a British nigga I don't eat Fish n Chips
I ain't a track nigga I don't run from shit
I ain't play your mixtape and I'm already done w/ it

yo y.yo YO, yeah, okay
listening to Everything Everything right now
bout to spit a verse and youre going down
going off the top and everythings noise
clean up your act stop the faux poise
open the door
get your ass out Im not asking for more

IM SO FUCKIN SICK AND TIRED OF THE STRETCH MARKS
PLEASE SEND ME A SELFIE SO THEN I CAN OPEN PHOTOSHOP

kek i dunno what im doing

I went overboard on the booze cruise
and never thought to use loos to do poos but who knew?
That, shall we just have a few dude,
consumes two brews and then he's spewed on ur new shoes

Rude,
But not too rude to abuse youths when the brews fuse with them groove tubes
I'll move through a huge group of jews like scuse you's
Im poppin off bcause its what i'm used to,
and think i need a vodka and an orange juice too because i've got a few screws loose

OPERATION FAT FUCCCK
OPERATION FAT FUCCCK
WE VALUE HIS EXPERTISE

lost in my mind again, gotta find a map
gotta get to the door before I snap
been stuck for days, just me in my head
left my house the other day looking like i was dead

shit's real, never knew it could be
feelin like im walking into infinity

im sorry, i'm a drunk englishman and i feel bad i just attempted to rap in a forum. disregard this please

Hoes on my dick cause I look like Matlock
Bitch kiss my radio, yo' baby daddy is a mascot
Hoes on my dick, cause i'm white like Asher Roth
Bitches on my dick, cause my rims chop like applesauce
Fuck what it's costin', flossin', bossin'
6 pinky rings and yo bitch wanna toss em
Ridin' wit' no mask on, dat pussy take dat hanky pank
Boy talk dat fye den i'mma hit em' with the laser
Gran Turismo ho she suck my dick then I raced her
10 karats on my ring I got dat folk wit da plater
Hoes suck my dick cuz I'm finna' be a baber
Ya bitch kiss my ass n' I ain't fuckin' wit' dem' haters

I wasnt born, son i crawled from this earths dirt surface
a worthless nerd yearning for purpose
I had to curb my urge to burn churches
and turned slurred words in verses

I wasnt born, son i crawled from this earths dirt surface
a worthless nerd yearning for purpose
I had to curb my urge to burn churches
and turned slurred words inTO verses

Chugging that 40
Getting dumb like top 40
Like I'll die before 40

UNAPOLAGETICALLY MASCULINE
I SLAP A FAGGOT THEN i LAUGH AT HIM

DANCING ASS RAPPERS GET BASHED THEN TWATTED IN
AND BRO I'M ON-ROAD LIKE MARILYN

*ONLY RHYMES IN SCOTTISH ACCENT*

That's cold son

We're all chemicals, vitamins and minerals
Like Vicodin with inner tubes wrapped around the arm
To see the vein like a chicken on a barn
Top cat chat lets begin another yarn
Thats flying saucer cheese or is it chicken parm
But roosters dont buy like roosters dont fly
So what powers cowards to get em to the top
Just to fall asleep listening to Bach

this actually isn't that bad

dig byte stray fight gym dough dig
yo yo duderino check out my ol dick
Gretel highway try crufty on root slotted
Jagger aerate kart orgy Yuri Sigurd fudge rick

TWO LINES TWO STANZAS
COLDER THAN TONY DANZA
SHOOT UP MY SCHOOL WITH A FUCKING PANZER

TANK
MY RHYMES IS RANK
THEY FILTHY LIKE FRANK
THEY WORSE THAN MY OVERWATCH RANK

D.VA IS BAE
MY MOM CAN BE MEI
BUT FUCK IT MAN WE ALL KNOW I'M A HANZO MAIN

Sorry...