Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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dullahan.com
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a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers


Dogfuckers belong in the oven :o

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Still here

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I think youre the only one posting
Hi

hi

How is your night?

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> lewding your waifu in chat

That's hot, mind if I keep her?

okay i suppose

Cool cool. Anything planned out?

well i plan to go to sleep soon but other than that no

Ok im bak

She's mine but you can keep Rita.

Well have fun with that

No I'd rather keep Georgette, she's a lot cuter.

whalecum bacc

Hi

Ty

hello~
where is your waifu from~?

Bleh at least post solo shots of her or with a human or something. Not into that stupid cuck fetish. I get jealous at the thought of my bitches with another dog.

Do you plan on getting Halo Wars 2 for pc?

Highschool dxd

Ugh, it just won't ease up. Freezing cold but sweating from how hot it is... At least my strut bars came in today, but when I went to bed I had a dream they were fake and made of plastic. Spoopy.

How's everyone's night?

have fun sexually harassing someone

Inb4 they're fake and made of plastic

it's morning -_-
dead on the inside like me -_-

How are you?
No the first one was boring

what's it about?
weird, i was just thinking about you

i don't know, how about yourself?

Basically a war between devils, fallen angels, and angels

You dont know? Just hanging out playing some games

Well she asked and I gave her permission, so what do you want me to do?

okay that sounds like fun

and why did you choose the red head as your waifu?

idk anything anymore.
what games are you interested now?

I thought it wasn't a dream for a while, it was real suffering. During the dream as I was packaging them I was bending them no problem cause it was hot out. They did have a ton of spider eggs on em though.

i'm dead on the outside. Antibodies fighting on the inside...

Why were you thinking about me? Usually only Ikarous wants to kill me that bad...

im worried about your throat is all

>Spider eggs
>Hot
>Plastic suspension parts
Pls no

you should try dying on the inside, it's fun -_-

Lol I don't get the cuck thing. Kind of a retarded fetish bro.

You played the first one?

Any good normie animes on Netflix you'd recommend?

I tried watching Duradura but couldn't get into it.

Intelligence, we both have red hair, cute/sexy, ect

Hm. Ok then. Im playing a lot of For Honor

If you didn't like durarrara i have nothing to suggest to you

Yeah I had a 360 before I went PC.

why aren't you posting anymore imgs of her? what's her name?
For Honor? sounds like a military game~

Will you take care of it for me~

There were actually spider eggs on em, I just plucked em off outside with a stick. I wanna clean them before installing but I'm not sure how.

Claiming best girl

>"Her hands... they're chapped, and stained with blood!"
>"She must have cleaned and dressed his wounds hundreds, no... thousands of times!"
Speedwagon pls

This place a zoo now?

Rias gremory and because i got a bit lazy

Well my Georgette gets whatever she wants.

Its Knights Vikings and Samurai deathmatch kinda thing
Hi

Just purge the bars with fire already.

only if you let me rub my hands all over your body

here use these imgs
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=1&tags=rias_gremory
okay that sounds difficult -.-

Hai! Have you finished the single player yet? How is it?

But they're fine now! Besides the dirt, they're used so of course...

You risk getting sick...

no dogfuckers are just being retarded like always

why is there... blood... at her feet?
i dont get sick

Nty i dont Really like lewd photos of my waifu I prefer to keep her clean

FUCKING! PURGE! BY! FIRE!
And clean them at least!

Its either scary or difficult huh?
Single player is mediocre only entertaing thing is realistic difficulty where they get rid of the UI which is great. They could do some modes for multiplayer if they wanted to.

Rias is super slooty though

lol not all of them lewd!
... i guess they are, nvm.
yes...

I just didn't get it like Death Note.

Everyone said putting it on xbox was a stupid idea. I'm glad it's going on pc this time.

Finally some human dick going into dog vagina. That's the natural order of things.

>"Maybe it's just fate that we meet the people in our lives..."
Speedwagon stahp, pls!

Ehh, it's just a shadow. Yep, just a shadow.

You can co-op that, right?

How should I clean metal bars that go in my engine bay?
I tried looking for vinegar to clean my bulb sockets on my bike, thinking maybe the corrosion in them is causing em not to work, but literally no where on base sells vinegar~ I sure love our advanced military.

I hope not, because I'm very sick right now, and need a cute little meme to comfort me.

Let's not get into this...
Np I appreciate the gesture though
Durrara is too good to pass up, if you dont like that i just can't help you man...

>Usually only Ikarous wants to kill me that bad...

More than you'll ever know

Fucking water, soap, and a sponge. Dish soap works really well surprisingly.
GG Military stronk

Thats ok im sure ill play something that suits your tastes
Everything worked fine it was just boring is all
Yeah you can do coop

The hell are you talkin bout? All she cares about is watermelon and her master

i cant wait to play this game, i hope its not too scary
are you calling me a meme?
is she really going to eat that whole loaf of bread?
nymph is best girl

Ayy senpai

>play
>tastes
>suits
-//- im such a virgin

Shit she's cute. Now that's going to be my new waifu for sure.

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It's okay, it's only because she loves me more than she'll ever love anyone else~

Man, sure am glad I'm legally bound by a contract that does't allow me to do any "heavy maintenance" or "wash cars" in the dorm parking lots, and am required to go pay to use an on base hand washing lot. Guess I'll try to clean it in the sink.

A very cute one, since this is the internet after-all, and I can't take anything seriously here~ Though, memes tend to become a reality in my presence which Mako can attest to.

I was just talking about games

Why don't you just leave, because she doesn't fucking want you pal.

I just ate a brownie

brb brushing my teeth!

Ayyyy, sup Kitten.

>Picking a waifu based off looks
Absolute haram.

>Can't fucking use a hose and soap
What kinda fucked up contract did you sign?!

Saya no Uta? It's ehh, horror, but it isn't scary horror really.

If you beat the campaign as co-op on hardest difficulty, do you still get the special reward things?

kill me kikelice

Nobody asked you. Heck off you flipping Nerf Herder.

I kind of got lost at the headless motorcycle driver with smoke coming out her head.

I really enjoyed Death Note though.

Yes because xbox players aren't as competitive as pc and strategy games are only fun with very hard opponents.

Too late I already have her. And I don't share.

Yeah you get the rewards, but not the one's you'd think you get. I was a little disappointment to be honest.

As far as im aware. I beat it solo on hard and it gave me lots of goodies and lots of the in game currency like 4 or 5k
Myths. They are about the same normally unless you go into pc ranked modes that arent normally on console

..it's a bit lewd too..

It's just bullshit military. It sucks ass, both other bases in japan allows SrA to get moved off base, however I'm fucked and can't move off till I am a SSgt, which even then has a long waiting list. Military treats people like children and then forces us to follow ridiculous rules. Can't wait to get out. Only 2 years 1 month left.

I'm gonna die watching Matrix I think...

Jesus dude, how long do you plan on fooling yourself? Knock knock! Who's there? It's not Georgette, that's for sure, because I know she loves me dude, and she wouldn't cheat.

So co-op and single player have different rewards?

Do you get any steel to start with?

It's just a dullahan >>dullahan.com
deathnote was great till "L" died
Maybe? Idk

Yeah you can get a few characters or whatever. After beating the campaign I had enough to get all of them and did a little bit of things and got premium

Yeah, they are a bit different. Shit can be random though, so you might get one of the same items or a completely different one, but whatever you get, if it's different, you will not find it in single player, so unique items abound, and to be perfectly honest, I complain about them, but that's me, they are useful and you would probably not mind at all.

Nou.

And this is why I tell my cousin to sod off, and I don't want to military.

Not much

Found a girl though and I'm actually gonna go up and see her in the summer

Not at all pc players tend to be older.

Sucks, Id never join since they don't let you take your dogs with you.

She doesn't cheat obviously because I don't give any of my hot bitches reason to cheat.


Probably makes more sense to a japanese audience. Im not familiar with Japanese folklore.

How do you feel?

>Dullahan
>Japanese folklore