I'm a Japanese guy. feel free to ask me some questions

I'm a Japanese guy. feel free to ask me some questions.

Yes?

U still hate America for the great shame of surrendering to round eye?

what is it?

nope, we blame ourselves, the chinkyeye.

日本に住んでいますか

why are japanese suicidal ?

もちろんですよ～

Do you think 2 nukes were enough?

where should i visit in japan if i also want to go fishing

Do you have sex with vending machines?

whats it like to live in the cramped citys

where do you get your pocky from?

Do you even know what nukes are?

They were ATOM bombs you retard

Can you please tell me how to say this in Japanese?

"Hi, I'm selling chocolate for a trip to Japan. They're 3$ each. As you can see, I've spent a lot of time learning Japanese so I could go on this trip. Please help me achieve my goal."

the intense pressure at work, home, or school leads us in the path of suicide.

The Japanese appear to be experts on the subject, so what is a good way to kill myself

>もちろん
どこですか自分は横浜に住んでいます。
何をしていますか。

NOPE! HAHAHAHA

how hard is it toearn multiple signs for each word/syllable?

you know like katakana and the sorts

Best city for sexual turism (only english speaking)

really? Does the newest generation seriously not hate America for dropping the bomb? Don't they want to avenge their nations honour with their katanas and shuriken and shit?

Ever bought used panties from a vending machine? How much do they cost and was it worth it?

You should go on a deep sea fishing trip off of the coast of Ibaraki and catch those creepy ass deep sea fish.

go to the Biwa river.

>this thread
weak bantz

nope.

R u japs racist? What's the jap version of a nigger?

it is pretty good, actually.

R u allowed to grow weed for personal use?

the store.

>You aren't helping

God /b is cancer meow

Who is more racist, the Japanese or Australians?

WHY U KILLING SO MUCH WHALE! RETARDED?

If you're not going to answer the questions then at least post dome dank memes LEL XXDD

that kind of childish retro hatred is common only in Muslim countries and the US. The people of other nations don't care about past wars.

im not op
but
ive met australians online
and by god they are fucking rude and annoying

I'm actually learning japanese. Any tips ?

こんにちわ。日本旅行の為にチョコを売っています。チョコはそれぞれ３ドルです。旅行の為に日本語を数時間尽くして勉強しました。私の夢を叶う為にご応援よろしくお願いします。

Where should the next nuke land?

hanging. just hang yourself.

how small is your dick?

俺も横浜に居ます。

Strayans are stupid and brash, Japanese are smart and subtle

Thanks.

the best way, in my opinion, is to write the symbols while remembering their sounds. Works for us, and it should work for you.

Yeah; don't.

Tokyo is the way to go.

Then why do u guys hate China so much? I would have thought u guys would have all seen the world the same way

Is your pussy sideways?

the old faggots hate America, but most of the new generation know its fucking Japan's fault.

Why r u japs so fuked up with sex?

a kokujin

looks like lake biwa has largemouth fishing, and some salmon which I do here in canada, and lots of ocean fishing opportuunities for tuna.

cause of their behaviour now, not for past grudges, troll.

Not OP, but hating China is universal... Even the Chinese hate each other.

nope. Japan has one of the strictest weed laws in the world.

TNX for the Tokyo tip

i don't fucking know.

WE KILLU WHALE BECAZU WE EATTU DEMMU

I dunno mate. I've fucked some pretty brash Jap whores that come here. They are always surprised when they're talking in front of me to each other as if I'm not there, and I can not only understand them but tell them to not be so arrogant and rude.

I speak German and Russian too, and every time I've fucked one I've never been disappointed. They are amazing people. Asians, including Japs, are in my experience both vapid and naive.

get a tutor

Mexican here, even we hate china for no fucking reason.
>Also: Build the wall

fucking 9fags

ask Trump.

日本人本当に？
外国人と思います。

dunno. ask your mom about that.

Why are you guys so racist against blacks?

nope, just seen the weird shit they do.

You're not qualified to have this discussion, isn't it time you catch the bus to school soon?

i personally have no issue with the Chinese, but most Japanese people find them "annoying", maybe because of how they talk.

Not OP, but a black version of might be pretty accurate

no. I'm male.

Hah! Insulting slimeball, I got moved up TWO grades in school. Clearly YOU are the one lacking intelligence here.

Don't have a JL keyboard on my phone but noobs that don't know the alphabet and kanji will appreciate:

Nihon no go wa muzukazhi arimasen. Minesan wa benkyoushiraremasu

we are sex-starved, m8. GIVE ME SOME PUSSY

Then is your boipussy sideways?

Do you live in Japan and if so where?

hows that japan workaholic culture treating you ?

まあ、俺はハーフたけど
お前の方が外国人でしょう！

not really. gotta admit, we are sometimes insensitive towards black people, but not even close to racism.

nah, it's upright.

I live in Yokohama.

im fine, mate. I even passed my highschool entrance exams last week.

is apple really popular in nippon?

that's for sure, but whenever I see this association "japan=nukes" it just pisses me off that those wannabe funny guys think this is a great joke.

For the same reason anybody is...

yep. i own an iPhone, but this laptop is a PC.

have you been to Osaka?

yes.

>Does the newest generation seriously not hate America for dropping the bomb?
not everyone is a kike or a Pole

Thanks for the reply man. One of these days I want to plan a trip out there. Can you name of some interesting places to visit?

Also I'm very cheap so it's there any kind of home stays that are worth going to? If not then saving as much as I can will be plan B.

Because look what not being racist against blacks did to the West.

I've always wondered, and its not a troll question.
What is the general publics opinion on what is known as "Crazy Japanese Inventions and Crazy Japanese TV Shows/Porn"?

Is it accepted as part of the culture without being frowned upon or questioned. Or is it just another exagerration made by the internet?

Pic not relevant, wanted to nostalgia a game I used to play.

How big is your dick

hmm... there is the best Chinatown in the world, the Landmark Tower, and Minato Mirai. the cheapest but best stay would be a "Weekly Mansion".

yeah, it is commonplace in our culture.

How often do you go to pink salons?

as long as half of a footlong sub,and as big as a tennis racket's handle.

pic of your 10/10

not even once. AIDS isn't common here, but i just don't wanna get a fucking STD.