Best Greentexts thread; I'll contrib 3 after this

Best Greentexts thread; I'll contrib 3 after this.

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bump ,dont have any tho

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So was there ever a part 2?

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Posting the king of god-tier greentexts

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This is my favorite.

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kek

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part2?

I believe that it was never saved. The legend of the Don keeps on returning in greentext threads. To bad nobody kept it.

contributing one of my faves

Fucking lost it.

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see >learn2lurk

Bump

Here ya go OP

Holy fuck my sides

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>it was a pretty impressive jump

Looks like a fat Ethan

Just read through the whole thing and this is M Night Shamalamanigger levels of wtf bro?

I wanted for him to get with the nerdy chick, but understand that used goods are a terrible thing. Just the whole story lead up to a short fast loud redemption arc and then sucker punched me.

This glorious bastard deserves applause and a punch in the face.

Fantastic.

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>tard stories
>best
pick one

refer to faggot.

My sides...I've also been reniggering since it started too....gotta be careful

I would've fucked that retard too

>thinking tard stories are anything other than boring and lame
jfc. so many faggots in this thread.

That, is fucking magical.

My sides

>taking not receiving
pls explain

>Not laughing at tard stories
Who let the faggot in here?

He'd get fucked in the ass

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You tell me, faggot

No you tell me, faggot

>Bitches about content
>Doesn't contribute
Are you a nigger?

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>found another tard greentext

Kek

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Contributing

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JESUS.

Holy fuck

I lol'd

Holy fuck same

You're both faggots

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