>comfy holiday and Champions League tonight edition
Beşiktaş vs. Napoli
Atlético Madrid vs. Rostow
FC Basel vs. Paris SG
Ludogorez Rasgrad vs. Arsenal
Man City vs. Barcelona
Mönchengladbach vs. Celtic
Benfica vs. Dynamo Kiev
PSV Eindhoven vs. FC Bayern
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
>holiday
huh?
gooood moooorning
>Allerheiligen
Holiday in Bavaria and other /bundes/states aswell afaik
not here tho
Allerheiligen, du Ölauge.
That's what you get for being a heretic fucking shit: no holidays and an eternity in hell.
JUNGE!!!AUF SPORT1 HEUTE 10STUNDEN FUßBALL BIS DER ARZT KOMMT HIPHIP HURRAAAA
>DSF
not even once
Anfänger
>dsf
???
close enough
Who /atheist/ here and celebrates only Tag der Arbeit?
gooooooooooooooooooood morning laaaaaads
hello
gladbach - celtic 2:0
basel - psg 1:3
man city - barcelona 1:1
psv - bayern 1:2
no hope for basel swissbro?
night
>klose
>an who
i dont think so. they regressed under urs fischer
>going to bed at 11am
fucking burgers, man
Isnt it noon there?
I will probably still be asleep when the champsl eague come on
Whats the holiday?
Champions League starts in roughly 9 hours from now.
Holiday is called "Allerheiligen", some Christian holiday... Noone knows the meaning of it but we all enjoy the day off.
something to commemorate the dead
Bomb UEFA
no more GEMA block lads
?
yeah, the good guys (gema) won
huh?
You don't see anything wrong with that image???
i think it's because one flag is red and the others are yellow, but idk
bomb denmark
Earth plates moved Denmark away from us. I can live with that.
kopenhagen is in sweden! you mean that?
Yes!
And also Denmark apparently only consists of the Jylland peninsula. No Fyn or Sjælland.
that whole image looks like shit either way
>Fyn or Sjælland.
never heard of them
Yes it's a very ugly design.
in german its fünen und seeland. im sure you have heard of those
>Borussia Monchengladbach fans were so desperate to get hold of merchandise referring to their club as 'A German Team' that 2,000 scarves sporting the branding sold out within two days.
bbc.com
execute all football fans
The official Euro 2020 host city logo for Copenhagen.
The motive is Olafur Eliasson's Circle Bridge on Christianshavn.
A meme logo for a meme country I like it
Well we love our bridges here.
Hillary Clinton.
Sorry m8, it's over. She's done.
saw the same post 6 months ago
Rand paul
And what makes you think it got better since then?
well nothing got worse obviously as she's still in the race
She will be President, my friend.
There is no doubt about it.
g'tag
Legs edition
Morning
Morning
the German Trump will win
Germans always win
Morning
Legs edition
Hello?
>not sure if CTR or just retarded people who listen to mainstream media
Yes, continue fapping to Hiloli Clitton. But she ain't going anywhere near the White House. Just keep in mind to sell you salt stocks before election, the tears will be delicious.
lol
Thank god my eyes can recover now
stop talking about politics
Fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK?
imagine typing a post like this and then posting it haha
this
Are the roos attacking?!?
Did you not see the deleted post?
Check this threads archive m8
>Bobby Wood vom Hamburger SV ist nach seiner Tätlichkeit gegen Dominique Heintz in der Partie gegen den 1.FC Köln für drei Bundesliga-Spiele gesperrt worden. Der 23-Jährige ist mit zwei Treffern aktuell der einzige Hamburger Torschütze in der 1.Bundesliga.
tobihannes, it was typical nigger behaviour. Straight unnecessary and out of place aggression.
It's ridiculous that more has received the same ban.
germans, are any of these good
goethe.de
Try Hördur. It has at least Hilmi Sözer. He's can be a funny guy.
with the exception of playing video games and masturbation, what do you do to kill time?
Imagine if this had been a German club whose name somehow fit in with what the pope said.
They'd have been sperging out all over the place with reaction gifs, "memes", scarves etc. and other German club accounts would have "bantered" with them about it for about a week.
Instead, Southampton do a single restrained, dignified tweet.
haven't watched a german film in ages
was gonna say that's weird but i guess i don't watch australian shit either
Yes, "E""P"Lel clubs are subpar memers.
going to other boards, play darts, take lewd pictures of myself, go to krautchan and you
Train edition
watch tv/movies
watch sporting events even if i only have a vague interest in them (like nfl or nba)
Hello? I'm still on the train. Talk to me.
why are you on the train?
>kurze Hose
fake
he's being brought to a death camp xDDD
xDD
i r8 this joke 14/88
grand stuff jester
>Wählen Sie alle Bilder mit Zügen aus.
lel
PSV 0 - 2 Bayern
Gladbach 1 - 2 Celtic!!
>Bazi Fashion
>Hamburg's only league goalscorer suspended 3 games
>the burnt ground beef of the city of Hamburger
Riding home, I visited friends
Got ideas for christmas presents: Puzzle, ring, Saving pig in the form of a pug
Sounds boring. You sound boring.
time for beer
Okay
Okay
Alcohol is absoutely haram and against Allah's will. It shouldn't be allowed in New-Germany anymore
Allah will punish your sins user.
I honestly reckon I'd be happy if someone gifted me a puzzle
i thought he said pretzel
me too
Hahaha yes this whole thing definitely warranted several weeks of constant memes and shit lamo, but joke's on me because we all know Germans gobble up this kind of "humour"
Sorry that last part was unnecessary. Don't know why, but I'm in a real foul mood today.
ugh
BREAKING: Bolivia forfeits two World Cup qualifiers for fielding ineligible player. Chile and Peru are awarded 3-0 victories each.
Bolivia brought on Nelson Cabrera, formerly of the Paraguayan team, in both games.
denmark you are drunk again aren't you...
How do you fuck up that badly?