Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

^.^ -brings you tea and a dish of sweet raspberries with cream-

Thank you~ How have you been?

...

-has been playing with his kitties and is tired. Wonder how you are?-

Sounds pleasant~
I'm pretty tired myself, going to go to bed very soon. But, other than that, I've been good.

カラミチーマス

...

-scurries ahead of you to change the sheets and fluff the pillows-

...

What girl honestly doesn't want leagues of men fawning over her? Enticed by her body and subjugated by her will?

How kind of you~
What are your kitties' names?

No girl doesn't dream of subjugating hordes of men and bending them to her will, but I don't want to use my body to do so, and it's not like if I post a picture of my tits I'm gonna suddenly have minions.

>tfw your husbando will be in HD, their series will be popular again and they will get more content.

Feels good men.

I have to be awake in at most 7 hours. So I can open work for our first weekend shift. Help me sleep.

>and it's not like if I post a picture of my tits I'm gonna suddenly have minions.

In the immortal words of Lex Luthor.

WRONG!

I had such high hopes of that happening when they announced Season 4 of my waifu's anime four years later, and...nope.

That movie was terrible.

Also, I don't believe you. People post nudes to Sup Forums all the time, and they don't have minions.

I would like to recall a certain Tiff... Ask Chara about it. Great story.

You don't want to be the next Queen of Sup Forums?

I'll ask her about it tomorrow, but care to explain until then?
To be honest? No.
Also, I really wouldn't be just by posting tits in a waifu thread everyone hates.

No. Itd ruin the surprise.

...

You could turn /waifu/ into your minions.

You would also be the very first female to expose herself here.

We've had plenty of dick pictures and face reveals, but all were male.

Well the Novels have been selling well in the west and they are going to next two volumes. The manga (appears) popular considering my nip Reuenthal column on tweetdeck isn't filled with just bots like my Ciccolatta one is.

It's just a shame LotGH gets hit with the "lmao Sup Forums" tag.

...

But I don't want to upset her by bringing up bad memories, so..
Please?
That sounds like a lot of effort.

And, that's a crown I think I'd be ashamed to hold.

If you're trying to convince me to post pics, better start with a face-reveal, because I'm never posting lewds. I wouldn't want to do that to Chara~

Well, that's good to hear! and it should get bigger soon, right?

It's okay, mine gets hit with a lot of 'lol fanservice'

...

Chara posted lewds.

Before we were together, yes.

I hope so. I like my sci fi space dramas and it's a shame the genre sorta died out.
Watching it fall from Rank #1 on MAL was a little saddening, regardless of my thoughts on MAL.

...

I still haven't really watched any, to be honest. Cowboy Bebop is on my list, probably second, if that counts.

>

Ok, I'm done for today. Have a good night. Or morning. Or whatever. Post lewds.

You know I never watched Cowboy Bebop. Back pre-2010 my full tilt weeb friends really hyped into so I just pushed it in the back of my list thinking it was just another overhyped flavour of the month thing.

It's been sitting on my hard drive too

You too, other tomoko poster.
Won't do~!

I know how that can be, it was ages before I got around to watching quite a few things.

You should watch it soon!

Flavor of the month in 2010?
CB was released in 98 though. It would still be considered a classic by then.

Its far from a bad memory.

You'll cave one day.

Don't worry, I'm selfish and won't share.

Promise.

And I don't make promises lightly.

Heading to bed now, goodnight everyone.


But it might not be something they want to look back on..

>Won't share
>wants me to post them on a public forum

As the one who broke the news to Chara, I believe the phrase used was...
HOLY FUCKING KEK REALLY

Don't act like half of the thread doesn't use some third party messenger.

Well I meant more as in whats really popular at the time.
Things like Durarara, Death Note, Madoka didn't get popular in the weeb euro land here untill 4-5 years after they originally aired. CB came over with lots of the older GITS stuff and such. THis was back when the biggest con over here was one unit. Now they hire out the entire center,

Aye aye!

>Want to sleep but need to resolve tomorrow's plans first
end me

>Talked to Chara
Ahh, so you're trying to imply I'm male.

True, but that makes it worse IMO in regards to 'I don't want to do that to Chara'

So send them to him too.

You have very bad excuses.

Nope. Just wanted to share a funny story.

Please, that wouldn't help, it'd still be sending lewds to someone else.
Obligatry
>I'm pure though

I see.
I knew someone like that on my maplestory days, they claimed to be a girl named..um..Alison? Ally? They had plenty of pics, but they were of a friend of his. He was a fat asian man.
Of course if I ever did post a facepic (and I wouldn't) then I would timestamp.

K, well, I'll just ask Chara for permission for you then. No problem.

Leave it to me.

Ive posted face here. Apart from my constant Slavbrow I think I look normal. I have no need to hide myself.

Plans resolved, heading to bed now for realz

Feel free to, I'd love to see the chatlogs from that.

Well, that's good!

Everytime i see people talking about chara, i think you're talking about me but i know that's not the case because i don't even post here.

Sleep well.

...

You should post here. Its pretty chill.

Sure. No problem at all.

Just gotta wonder when I will talk to them next. I seem to be on the opposite posting schedule as them.

Also, good night.

>I'll work on something for 30 minutes then watch some anime
>2 hours later

I don't have a waifu

>tfw your name is close to a touhou character and people miss pronounce Cirno enough that /jp/ feels like they are trying to lewd me.
I've even gone to a D&D group and got hit with a "Like the touhou character"

That's why you gotta finish what you are working on and THEN watch anime.

I still have JoJo S1 and KinMosa to watch. But I've had homework for the past week.

So I'm still within the first cour of JoJo.

Gotta have priorities man.

>get Knighted
>change family name to No

>Sir No

And then you win the free ticket to Gensyoko. Or whatever.

True. I got shit loads done though. Good feels.
What homework?

Or I could just portal.
I miss portal threads.

Getting Knight would sound nice, but I'm to busy trying to contribute to society rather than present knock off of American gameshows and dance shows for decades.

>mfw this entire thread

I had to fit 4 chapters worth of Statistics information on a 4x6 inch index card for a test, I have a bet with Syndra that I did well.

I also had to make a logical topology of a computer network.

AAAAAND I had to do a few worksheets on converting Decimal to Binary and Hex, Binary to Decimal and Hex, and Hex to Binary and Decimal.

Not hard work, but tedious. I think I spent 4 hours on all of it.

Wat?

That last part sound really monotonous.

It really, really is.

But only because it's all math. Just math math math math math.

But I gotta know the binary and hex values of 69 so I can work on them there 'puters.

Btw,
B 01000101
H 45

I did about 5 minutes of binary exercises ages ago, felt like a year.
110100100
I'm proud of this.

What's the bet with Syndra?

DUDE WEED LOL

Nothing really. He just thinks I will do poorly.

...

Could be worse, you could be an insufferable Akko-fag.

Lotte is just boyish.

Sucy > Ursula > Diana > Lotte > Amanda > Constanze > Pig Demon > Every Other Background Character > Akko

00101010
Good luck, then. I know I always used to scrape through maths, just barely.

The meaning of life. Nothing, something in-between, eventually back to nothing.

It's easy, but fractions and big numbers muddle things up.

>The Universe, as has been observed before, is an unsettlingly big place, a fact which for the sake of a quiet life most people tend to ignore.
Imaginary numbers, or just pesky real numbers?

Real numbers.

There are just too damn many of them.

...

...

No grade yet, want to make a wager on if I pass or not?

What would the wager be?

Dunno, you have any ideas?

No, not really

Well, I'll still let you know.

Claiming best girl

>Stay up for 28h
>Sleep 2h
>Stay up for 16h
>Sleep for 2h
>Stay up for 13h
>Sleep for 3h

Still hoping for a fail.

Also, that picture doesnt look.. right.

She is eating a chocolate banana. What are you thinking?

And I'm super confident that I aced the test.

You'll pass, but with a score you aren't quite happy with.

Of course I will. But it will actually be a score I AM satisfied with.

But only if you lower your standards.

Ehhhh oh nothing, nevermind.

Imposible.

Nope. Can't do it. Too confident.

Alright, if I ace this test you must post your most embarrassed Syndra.

Alright.
Not that there is a chanse of it happening.

You better find a good one.

What should Tomoko do if he doesn't ace the test then?

Not sure, maybe post his angriest Tomoko?

Sure.

When do we find out the results? ..I need to make some popcorn.

Chances are not until Tuesday, since that is my next class.

Claim

shit waifu