G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

cant suck cock if dead

it's friday.

I just stopped taking care of myself until i eventually do die

Let the dogs out.
Let the dogs in.

huh?
sounds slow and painful.
how about just take care of yourself until you die of old age ?

I dunno Alice, you tell me?

you want to live ?

Because I must provide for my children.

nice.
sounds like you are a good father.

Because I will see the woman I love on sunday

congrats man.
i hope you two have a good time.

bc it's Friday and life is generally ok

I just got a very good job

it is good that it's friday.
wknd plans?
congrats man, it's good to be employed. and having a job you like is even better.

Because I have a chick coming over later who will have my cock inside all her holes. Which ones I cum in are up to me. I love submissive women.

congrats man, i hope you and her have a good time.
how did you meet her?

I don't have to kill myself since I am already slowly dying.

At what time is ur anime body pillow arriving?

how so? I hope you're ok user.
kek. i hope he has a date with a real woman tho.

'cause my gf wouldn't appreciate me being dead, not paying my part of the rent.
Also she looks like the girl on the left, which means she's hot as fuck in my personal tastes

those quads are gawdlike.
Congats on having a good gf, hope your relationship lasts.

sauce please

Because I'm getting my final check of $7,000 from my old employer today.

n/a
how are you today?
nice. spend it well.

As someone slowly wasting away from cancer this is a shitty way to die bro. Its a bitch when you went from being called fat jesus to looking like a meth head with no strength to do anything.

nice dubs.
sorry you have cancer bro.
I'm sending good energy you're way. Hope you beat the odds. If not, I hope you're suffering is minimal.
fuck cancer.

Because i'm addicted to Porn and it just feel so good

Who is this?

Why would I choose certain nothingness over uncertain anything? Seems like a simple choice to me no matter how shit I feel.

so i guess this thread helps you.
glad to be of service.
how are you today?
a woman.
that's good choice.

nah, only OC works

my bad on failing you.
how are you today?

not great, got anything of yourself?

because i don't really want to

Because I'm waiting for a much better gofs of a hot man fucking a bitch. No homo.

Thank for being so nice :3 , not really i'm trying to stop since it sto me from getting anything done my dick own me and i'm tired of it but considering that i'm unable to stop that explain why i'm here

Those calves, those hairs and that dominance feel. What an alpha. No homo.

Wish I could have him in my bed. That manly thick stubble. No homo.

that's good you don't want to.
that's wasn't too homo.
that's homo.

Turns out she wasn't playing with my feelings, but I did play with hers in finding out.. Gotta see if I can fix that

trips say you will be successful.
g'luck.

I get paid today, my vape juice order comes in monday, gf will be pissed if I am dead and late for dinner due to being dead. Creed cologne comes in on the 4th.
I don't want my family getting my assets, I enjoy eating too much to be dead
Top 10 warlock on my server, finish paying off my Jeep in 5 months, Lord Commander President Trump will be disappointed and I'm comfy.

Why haven't you killed yourself OP?

Samefagging with very stupid porn concept ad. Fuck off.

Might get to fuck asians like those blokes

>gf will be pissed if I am dead and late for dinner due to being dead.
kek. have fun at dinner.
>Why haven't you killed yourself OP?
Don't know.
i hope so for your sake.