Real Australian hours

>real Australian hours
>not safe to browse Sup Forums without getting bullied

its never safe to post for americans

Should have not been Am*rican

its truu
:(

>seppos

>be French
>get shot
>flee concert
>get hit by truck

>real American hours
>not safe to celebrate Easter without getting arrested

>get hit by truck
>go to hospital
>get bombed

>be American
>eat too much HFCS
>get fat
>buy gunz
FUG :DDDD

>be Australian
>go outside
>get skin cancer

>that flag
Oof

>frog cunt using reddit aussie slag

Nice """bants""" Jean Pierre

>be Australian
>have slow internet

...

>be yank
>have slow weight loss

>be Australian
>get bit by 6 foot long spider
>get bit by world's most venomous snake
>get stung by poisonous tree

fake story

>get raped by emu
>get mugged by petroleum huffing bogan/abo
>have to learn Chinese because of changing demographics
Use your 1mb of Internet to shitpost on Sup Forums

didnt happen

>tfw have .3mb download speed middle of nowhere internet so i cant make fun of aussie internet without being a hypocrite

haha, just banter friend :)))

>be Australian
>lose a war to a bunch of birds

xD LE EMU!! I saw that on rebbit too

this fake news has to end.