>real Australian hours
>not safe to browse Sup Forums without getting bullied
Real Australian hours
its never safe to post for americans
Should have not been Am*rican
its truu
:(
>seppos
>be French
>get shot
>flee concert
>get hit by truck
>real American hours
>not safe to celebrate Easter without getting arrested
>get hit by truck
>go to hospital
>get bombed
>be American
>eat too much HFCS
>get fat
>buy gunz
FUG :DDDD
>be Australian
>go outside
>get skin cancer
>that flag
Oof
>frog cunt using reddit aussie slag
Nice """bants""" Jean Pierre
>be Australian
>have slow internet
...
>be yank
>have slow weight loss
>be Australian
>get bit by 6 foot long spider
>get bit by world's most venomous snake
>get stung by poisonous tree
fake story
>get raped by emu
>get mugged by petroleum huffing bogan/abo
>have to learn Chinese because of changing demographics
Use your 1mb of Internet to shitpost on Sup Forums
didnt happen
>tfw have .3mb download speed middle of nowhere internet so i cant make fun of aussie internet without being a hypocrite
haha, just banter friend :)))
>be Australian
>lose a war to a bunch of birds
xD LE EMU!! I saw that on rebbit too
this fake news has to end.