> you get home
> open your front door
> walk into your loungeroom
> see this
> wat do?
you get home
tell her to get the fuck out of my house
"COME OUT CHRIS HANSEN"
moan loudly cause my daughters will grow up to be butterfaces.
Call to the manager. My order of lolis are too old.
>Ready to grab and fuck
No, really, she must have something broken inside
Help her back up, using the centre of gravity as a point of support.
Check the IKEA instructions again.
She is Russian.
unfortunately this
that can't be good for her body
Oh you!
>do the limbo dance
Grab 'er by the pussy
The fuck you doing in my loungeroom
turn 360 moonwalk in
no
Kek
None of you faggots are funny. Just stop trying. Fucking phoneposting cancer.
DING.DING,DING!!!!!!!
Yell at her.. Tell her she's supposed to do this with her shorts off, not on. And only when daddy is laying underneath of her.
"Hi user, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat for me?"
NORMIE GET OUT!!!!
NORMIE GET OUT!!!
Commend her on her flexibility.
I can't even get a normal split thanks to my shitty sciatic nerves.
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>shitty sciatic nerves
all up in this muthafuka
>can't ...it's standing
JailBait
WTF LOOK AT MY AMAZING NEW TV!
You got them too? Trying to stretch hams is the worst, genuinely feel sick when the nerves start stretching, even when really warm
Burn her at the stake for witchcraft
wonder when I got a loungeroom
don't you have work to do donald?
360 degree turn and run straight away
ask what the fuck they've done with my house
I'd be surprised to see that I have a loungeroom
You're fucking sick bro. She looks too old
>"wow these new fuck dolls look so real"
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Lift her legs and break her bones
Free loli fleshlight
easy.. rape time
Run over and praise her and give her lots of attention while I secretly snap candid pics of her tight, sweet preteen pussy
wait there is TV in the pic ??
Jk please no FBI
Ned
Non-consensual sex, not in missionary position, not for purpose of procreation, WITH THE LIGHTS ON!
This
use her as a bow
Friendly reminder, I will be monitoring this thread and won't HESITATE to report any content I deem inappropriate.
You have been warned
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chill mate
WOAH
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaah
Watch out guys, it's the cyber police niggas hahahahahaha
He gonna report us nigga hahahah he gonna send the FBI and CIA and FDA and FCC after us hahaha better delete that history hahaha he gonna throw us in jail ahaha wow so scare
Tell her to get down before she hurts herself.
you just grab her by the pussy.
The way you said that I feel like you have autism or some kind, probably aspurgers or something.
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no shit
Scold then spank her for breaking into my home.
>responding to that old as fuck pasta
you're pretty cool user, I really wanna hang out with you
You guys are faggots and have shit taste.
push her
nothing else
Wonder to myself what the fuck is a loungeroom is
turn 360 degrees and walk away
photoshopped, fake gay and scripted
tell her to stop being retarded
take a run up, boot her right up the cunt, hard as I can
The only answer
Axe kick
Grab some Nik-Naks and a tin of Mac 'n Cheese from the pantry
Get back to watching Tucker and Dale
first run up to the girl behind and falcon punch her straight in the face so she can't remember a thing
then i would run up to the first girl and rip all her clothes off with full force and lick her everywhere. seriously everywhere
then i would thrust my cock in her ungrown hymen and keep going untill i cum inside her womb atleast 4 times
>tickle her pussy and make her lose balance
Take out the spray bottle I use for the cat. "Fuck outta here, or I'm calling the exterminator!"
Who are you strange child and why the FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE
That's not sexual in any way whatsoever
You know there's porn on the internet, right?
Or is it not allowed to watch actual porn in your country faggot?
Go get my gun
Wait for Chris Hansen to pop his pedophile head out from a room and blow it the fuck off
Put hand on top of her head.
Push down.
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