you get home

> you get home
> open your front door
> walk into your loungeroom
> see this
> wat do?

tell her to get the fuck out of my house

"COME OUT CHRIS HANSEN"

moan loudly cause my daughters will grow up to be butterfaces.

Call to the manager. My order of lolis are too old.

>Ready to grab and fuck

No, really, she must have something broken inside

Help her back up, using the centre of gravity as a point of support.

Check the IKEA instructions again.

She is Russian.

unfortunately this

that can't be good for her body

Oh you!

>do the limbo dance

Grab 'er by the pussy

The fuck you doing in my loungeroom
turn 360 moonwalk in

no

Kek

None of you faggots are funny. Just stop trying. Fucking phoneposting cancer.

DING.DING,DING!!!!!!!

Yell at her.. Tell her she's supposed to do this with her shorts off, not on. And only when daddy is laying underneath of her.

"Hi user, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat for me?"

NORMIE GET OUT!!!!

NORMIE GET OUT!!!

Commend her on her flexibility.
I can't even get a normal split thanks to my shitty sciatic nerves.

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>shitty sciatic nerves
all up in this muthafuka

>can't ...it's standing

JailBait

WTF LOOK AT MY AMAZING NEW TV!

You got them too? Trying to stretch hams is the worst, genuinely feel sick when the nerves start stretching, even when really warm

Burn her at the stake for witchcraft

wonder when I got a loungeroom

don't you have work to do donald?

360 degree turn and run straight away

ask what the fuck they've done with my house

I'd be surprised to see that I have a loungeroom

You're fucking sick bro. She looks too old

>"wow these new fuck dolls look so real"

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Lift her legs and break her bones
Free loli fleshlight

easy.. rape time

Run over and praise her and give her lots of attention while I secretly snap candid pics of her tight, sweet preteen pussy

wait there is TV in the pic ??

Jk please no FBI

Ned

Non-consensual sex, not in missionary position, not for purpose of procreation, WITH THE LIGHTS ON!

This

use her as a bow

Friendly reminder, I will be monitoring this thread and won't HESITATE to report any content I deem inappropriate.

You have been warned

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chill mate

WOAH

Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaah
Watch out guys, it's the cyber police niggas hahahahahaha
He gonna report us nigga hahahah he gonna send the FBI and CIA and FDA and FCC after us hahaha better delete that history hahaha he gonna throw us in jail ahaha wow so scare

Tell her to get down before she hurts herself.

you just grab her by the pussy.

The way you said that I feel like you have autism or some kind, probably aspurgers or something.

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no shit

Scold then spank her for breaking into my home.

>responding to that old as fuck pasta

you're pretty cool user, I really wanna hang out with you

You guys are faggots and have shit taste.

push her

nothing else

Wonder to myself what the fuck is a loungeroom is

turn 360 degrees and walk away

photoshopped, fake gay and scripted

tell her to stop being retarded

take a run up, boot her right up the cunt, hard as I can

The only answer

Axe kick

Grab some Nik-Naks and a tin of Mac 'n Cheese from the pantry

Get back to watching Tucker and Dale

first run up to the girl behind and falcon punch her straight in the face so she can't remember a thing
then i would run up to the first girl and rip all her clothes off with full force and lick her everywhere. seriously everywhere
then i would thrust my cock in her ungrown hymen and keep going untill i cum inside her womb atleast 4 times

>tickle her pussy and make her lose balance

Take out the spray bottle I use for the cat. "Fuck outta here, or I'm calling the exterminator!"

Who are you strange child and why the FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

That's not sexual in any way whatsoever
You know there's porn on the internet, right?
Or is it not allowed to watch actual porn in your country faggot?

Go get my gun
Wait for Chris Hansen to pop his pedophile head out from a room and blow it the fuck off

Put hand on top of her head.
Push down.

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