Help, 1 month time to enlarge dick for first date, 30yo virgin with 4 incher, whats best way

help, 1 month time to enlarge dick for first date, 30yo virgin with 4 incher, whats best way

first of all please do some sports

Lose some weight first TUBBY

don like moving around, all joints hurt especially my knees, its like a sharp needling pain every time i walk, have to take NSAID everyday

then go swimming , it doesent affect your joints

that comes with fatness

there is no pool where i live, its a smal village

You're fucked then.

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>there is no pool where i live, its a smal village
not the best requirements to slam pussy

you need pool to get pussy?

For every 35lbs of body fat you lose, an inch if your shaft is reviled.

deal with what you got, most vaginas are 4-5 inches deep anyway, attack the clit

you need to be fit to compensate small dick

so people that are 400 lb/s have a 12 incher?

an hero and cross your fingers on the whole reincarnation thing

stop being a fatt ass. youu joints hurt becuaus you `are fucking them up by being fat

Interesting when you posted yesterday you were 31yo

> booking a date one month in advance
Lol wut?

birthday is this month so its no difference i will be 31 when i have the date

i try to pump 1 h our a day but i get red spots and thombosed veins on my dick what do agains that?

sage repost from last night

you have same threads every day on b, trap thread, celeb,rekt,wwyd,black etc

You can't make it bigger. You're only damaging it.

tie a short string on the end of your dick and a brick on the other end of the string-throw the brick over the side of your bed when you sleep at night-problem is your dick is gonna swing really far to the left or right but be 15 inches

1) get really good at eating pussy.

2) get one of those hand strength work out things do it until you cannot move your fingers. do this every day for 30 days

3) drop as much weight as you can, if you are smaller your dick looks bigger

4) trim the bush, if the bush is smaller the tree looks bigger.

5) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

penis pumps just give you permanent lasting erectile dysfunction.

also bumping for this

is here any femanon who would like to train me in sex so iam more experienced?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

stop jerking it to hentai doujins and talk to a real woman... this is not something that can happen.