So almost every time when I've jerked off for the few months I've dribbled some of my cum into a jar and left in my closet by the heater. The jar is almost full now and now I need suggestions on what to do with it, last time I opened it I almost died from the smell. Thoughts?
Pic related
i am skeptical
yeah..you got the psyshroom sperm
Put some sugar in it, give it some air. In a year, it will have more culture than the US
Don't really what to tell you to do with it, but I'd like to see a photo of the interior of the jar.
> Just curiosity :^)
Eat it and give us a trip report if you survive
Put it on some toast mate
the fuck is that slug looking thing on the glass!?
you should bury the jar like ten feet underground before it breaks the fuck out and crawls back into your cock
thats psilocybe cubensis
But why?
THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD, SOMEONE GET TRIPS AND OP HAS TO EAT IT
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YES KEEP GOING SOMEONE GET TRIPS
raise your children. be a good dad.
invitro pinning, birth that shit bro
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Cool story bro
we really need to see you eat it op
Fucking kek
Rekt
Wow what a fucking faggot, fuck you op
>funnel it into a water balloon
>pelt someone
>????
>profit
Make a tea out of it
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I feel deeply sorry for all parents who raise their kids in this age.
Everywhere around the world, anons collect their filthy cum.
>They roll it into balls,
>drip into jars,
>cum into dustbins,
>socks,
>sister pussy,
>on the kitchen floor,
>in their pants and wear them for the rest of the day
You teenie cunts are fucking disgusting and giving each other the worst ideas.
Have some decency and consider your poor parents, who find this shit and are traumatized, BY THEIR - OWN - CHILD
Damnit OP why you gotta be a faggot
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This new
Also abandon fake thread. Wannabe autists cant get down with the real syndromes.
no timestamp?
EAT ALL OF IT
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That's not the actual picture I was too lazy to take one
Timestamp
Here's the inside
give it to a woman you like. She'll be impressed.
That's a candle you twat
How do I timestanp on iphone
this jar is not
>almost full
give it to your mum to eat
Your laziness has cost you our trust.
Abandon thread for obvious fake...if you were too lazy to take a picture then you obviously would be to lazy to deliver ya' donkey.
>op is newfag
Write on piece of paper time and date and put next to cum jar
The devil is stronger
dip nachos in whatever that thing is and eat it
Here you twats
I like where this is going
make a sauce out of it.
Now drink it
Drink it
Drink it OP
anyone remember the story of a user of jacked it and would spill his load on this wet towel, till one day he pulled the towel from under his bed and he found mushrooms sprouting.
Do you think this is safe to keep around a few more months?
drink it, rub it around your body
He's an optimist
roll
Trips and you make a Santa beard out of it on ur faic
I'm sorry for doubting you, how about a variation on a classic,
>put in a paper bag
>bag on disliked neighbors porch
>light bag
>knock on door
Lel at person as they realise it's not dog shit but still don't know what it is
If trips OP has to drink it
this
Is it solid or gel-like?
Get a toothpick or something and put a wick in the middle, then sell it as a candle or give it to a relative as present.
So close
get some order in your madness, you moron.
>collect semen for a week
>always put in fridge
>put on craigslist
>"I'ma sellin mah semen to complete your diet"
>"One weeks harvest: 100$"
>"pick up anonymously at XXXX"
>"Has to be consumed on spot"
>get ski mask, darth vader voice
>make the deal
???
>afford college
kek
Trips and OP has found his new face mask
Hmmm interesting, that would be cool if I had enemies, but I'm more of a rogue troll. I was thinking about leaving it in s McDonald's bathroom or something
ROLL
>Apply to McDonalds
>Get job as "cook"
>Bring cum jar to work one day
>Dump cum in secret sauce
>???
>Profit
Is it gel like or liquid cause you can break it in the McDonalds bathroom
Put it in your back in your closet, start a new jar, show ever Christmas
You filthy animal.
normie
>rogue troll
autism**
>no enemies
Hey look, delusional too
no u
I dunno it stays kinda solid, it kinda films over the top and hardens, but I'm afraid to poke through the film
This OP. Become son of God, jizzus jr
You filthy normie
such a fucking boring idea
CUMSHROOM
Contribute something then you nigger
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>inb4 "oh, you suck too!"
fucking good one i kek'd
Shittiest idea wont work
Shit idea
It does suck
comments a greentext with
>Shittiest idea wont work
kys
OP is lying to all of us. This isn't his cum. It's the collection of spit he has created from all of the guys he blows. He never swallows and rushes into the other room to greedily spit their seed into the jar. Like a Jew taking a coin from a loved one. I'd say 35% of his collection is his mom's bf, 15% his High school bully and 50% the group of black guys down the street who hassle him on his way to the bus stop.
Maybe I can take it to a Sperm bank and video the reaction
baby teenie boy detected
scratched ego
pretty good !
so what? faggot
thats a silk worm you nigger
Do it
It does suck though
kek
>scratched ego
>mad that his idea was shit on
This
I used to grow shrooms... Thats a mycelium culture
This
samefagging
>McDonalds cum jar
>literally the first and lamest thought you could possibly have
>teenie scum detected
Story?
Yes do it OP
Nice try
Your idea is still garbage
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