REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
sage, but replying.
if not, your mother will die in sleep the day after tomorrow
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I call bullshit
GIVE IT TO ME BABY
Why not
I have a date tomorrow so I'm not taking any chances
I'll bite.
Please
pROVE IT
kek
kek
i might ask her out... i think she is into me
Because I'm that sad
Do it, you have nothing to lose.
Stop lying to me OP ;-;
I dont trust this.
Roll
Ok
>I have a date tomorrow
Are you on a diet?
HAVE FAITH MEN !
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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No I won't, I'm too pussy to tell her I like her
Doubt it
heres hoping
Dam
Plz be my gf, Sarah.
gimmie
This is dangerous. What if you get a really bitchy and hideous girlfriend?
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:)
Ok
Then you break up with her :^)
I want to believe
give me a girlfriend tomorrow and i'll start worshiping the god of chaos and anarchy
Normally I don't post in these kinds of threads, but a buddy of mine is throwing a rager tonight and I was already planning on going to try to get laid, so I guess a little meme magic can't hurt me :^)
kek'd
K
Here's to my wife not finding out
aye
> Cat protects from the supernatural
> Cat is thus supernatural
> mfw cat immunity applies to itself
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нпенпменпенен
ok
...
maybe
get
no
I already did this last week and it didn't work
please
gf pls
pls
DA SVIDANIA TAVARISH
can i have artistic/financial success instead?
hmmm, she looks younger than 18 so i'll pass.
So how do you know Rebecca?
Pussy
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The last two numbers will be her age
worth a shot
Wub
rolllling
might aswell
ayy lmao
Who's Rebecca?
nice trips, me
kys and kms
yeah righto mate
Rolling
Please be under 12
test
checked.
Wishing you well, trips-user.
LET THIS WORK FFS IM 19 AND IM LONELY AS FUCK
Sure I believe you
gimme female that I can smell hair of
Ayy lmao
IF THIS DOESNT WORK I WILL KILL YOU OP! LET THIS WORK
kys
fuck it
BY TOMORROW, I plan to be a hermit between now and tomorrow
>>ayy
Not gonna be me, but good luck, anons. ;)
What a fucking waste
gf pls
Girl in OPs photo
pls
Moar please?
She's really cute.
pls
Heh...heheh....I totally don't need to post in this thread because I totally already have a gf, and she's like alive and stuff too.
gib qt 3.14 gf plz
could be fun maybe
FINALLY!
tomorrow is my birthday.
Aw yeah!
18 y/o girl in my class, rate her?
Seems totally legit
Try being 36.
Dont stop believing