I want to become able to speak German fluently.
I want to become able to speak German fluently
Warum?
Warum? Deutsche Frauen?
nein, ich will einen deutschen Freund
Oder gar deutsche Treue?
most germans I've met are pretty autistic desu
better off not making friends outside of english speaking countries
D-do Italians like Americans?
I want to become able to speak mexican Spanish fluently.
Do your best poland-bro.
I know germans capable of doing so.
bestimmt der deutsche Wein
no, we don't
Me too
Why? To shitpost on /deutsch/?
germany is a shithole
because we love your TV shows
youtube.com
and your children's TV shows
youtube.com
Puppenkiste is pretty based
youtube.com
but Frank Plasberg sucks at moderating his shit pisses me off on a regular basis
No, because I want to learn a foreign language and visit Europe. The German language sounds pleasant to me and Germany/Austria are undeniably the best countries to visit.
arigatou gozaimasu, desu
Yesterday, I dreamed that I translate German videos badly, and posted them on Youtube. Lots of German commentators said my translations are bad
I only want to be good at German ;_;
Vielen Dank mein amerikanischer Freund.
with a lot of work and a few years time you might make it
>ctrl+f ,,brudi", ,,uezs"
>keine einträge gefunden
JEMAND HAT DIE FADEN GESTOHLEN!
...fine, childish stuff apart: OP, learning a language is all about dumb training over and over and over. 2h/day and you'll learn in some years.
Ich kann dein Freund sein wenn du möchtest uezs
nobody likes americans
>tfw speak flawless German
>tfw better vocab than anyone in that German general
>tfw have better German than any actual German who speaks it as a mother tongue
good feel.
Aber deutch ist so langweilig..
schwacher Köder
ich habe deine mutter gefickt XD
i can read this
Димa, кoшкa тaм
koshka? kot? gde kot?
Are you mentally ill? It's so fucking extremely easy, English is literally the same
It's easy to see the similarity when you speak something else natively, but most native Anglos simply freeze when confronted with stuff like
>Der Hund ist braun.
>Ich sehe der Hund... no wait DEN Hund.
>Ich gebe Futter der... den... ? Ah! DEM!
And never go beyond that.
Seems like they're all retarded. I learned English but it doesn't even look like Russian and has the complete different logic
god you yanks are just so incapable
>tfw whenever someone starts speaking german around me i mock them with nein achtung mi fuhur gutentang dankesay while heilng and i can see their soul crack
why are germans so beta
Гдe кoт? Heт, eтo кoшкa
at least we're teaching Italian to Americans, and not Somali migrants
Bist du dir da sicher?