I was a little hesitant to give it a try because judging from the cover itself, it looks like a le quirky lady movie

I was a little hesitant to give it a try because judging from the cover itself, it looks like a le quirky lady movie.

But i'll go ahead and give it a shot. What should I expect from this? Is it at least any good?

It's a cute film

it's a french movie about some slut

tries to be deep, but it's trash

before you marathon this film, you need to make sure you'll enjoy it. so make some research on wikipedia to not waste your time.

I pretended to enjoy it with my gf and she let me fuck her ass for the first time, it's romantc af

amelie is qt af

for you

It made me happy

>before you marathon this film,
Marathoning all the films would be fun
City of Lost Children
Delicatessen
Alien: Resurrection
Amelie

It is THE quintessential le quirky lady movie
It's fun anyways.

When I was a kid and saw this cover I used to think it was some hardcore porno

it's really annoying, frankly

So how was it? Worth it?

My friend is literally same but she wont fuck anyone

>ITT: Films men will never understand

sorry, but what the fuck is the point of this thread

either watch it or don't watch it. Why would you want a bunch of retards spoiling it for you

I watched it as a kid and it was really enjoyable and cute, to the eyes of kid that is. I barely remember anything about it now.

quirky lady movie/10
it's so cute it'll make you vomit.

Had to watch this in high school and it exceeded expectations. Everyone in the class complained about subtitles though. Would recommend

with the poop and fumes, not really.

Haven't seen it in a while so maybe it aged badly, but I remember it being pretty great. You may not get it if you're not french though, I don't say that to brag or pull other nations down, but it is very french at it's core.

> Everyone in the class complained about subtitles though

murrica?

She didn't think it'd be a good idea to go to the bathroom and shower before?

>it looks like a le quirky lady movie
That's exactly what it is. Pretty sure she has the 'tism. Still gud though, at least until the end where she turns out to be a complete slut.

> it looks like a le quirky lady movie.
It is, but it's the original one, so it's actually really cool

Watch About Time, which is cute, but also really emotional (emphasis on the father/son relationship, rather than romantic ones)

>it looks like a le quirky lady movie.

It's literally the original "le quirky lady" flick

I'm 31 one years old and saw this movie for the first time when I was on 16 and rolling on extasy. The soundtrack is burned into my brain and is simultaneously capable of bringing tears of joy and sorrow. Kids these days think this is a meme movie, but the love it spreads is real.

Kek I went to a half-French school, there was an English stream, and a French stream, but the English stream would also learn French (at beginners level), and I remember when the whole cohort (French and English), would go to watch a French movie, and all the Frenchies would groan about there being subtitles

here's a fun tip: while watching this movie, imagine the genders were reversed
then try to imagine exactly when 'he'(Amelie) would get the first restraining order

other than that it's.. fun I guess. Does not live up to the hype though.

Holy shit THIS

About Time has to be the best romantic comedy I've ever seen, infact I am not even sure whether to consider it a romance film, since that isn't the main theme of the movie (just a side element really)

Guys I want to watch this, but not alone, can we do a live stream pls

Telopea?

The movie spans her whole life and she bangs literally 2 guys.

just fucking watch it

>meets guy for first time
>literally takes him straight to her bedroom

>Being this autistic

>non-virgin
Yeah a slut.

>banging two guys
I can't handle that m8, that's fucking disgusting

I know movie spans her whole life, watching a female lead have sex with two different males in a 2 hour film is understandably disgusting

I mean even if I watched a female lead in a tv series bang 4 guys across 9 seasons that only spans like 10 years, I would find that less disgusting

> surrealist charicatured reality and people
> I sure hope this movie follows real world conventions

Stop projecting, just because you never had an impromptu love-affair doesn't mean every else should go celibate. Plus they were in communication for some time.

Wow user, you must live a lonely life

Wait, she has sex? I ain't watching this shit then.

>"only" two guys
Have fun with your used up whore and have her steal your money. Did you know women carry the dna of their previous partners forever? Sluts are genetic super fund sites. Disgusting.

no, it's not the number of people she's had sex with, its the space of time we see it

Like i said, even if she did more guys in a smaller time period, but over more screen time, I would prefer that

>there is sex with her and two different guys
D R O P P E D
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>I would prefer that
just because the main lead is a lonely insecure autist doesn't mean that they're looking for that specific demographic

I was going to insult you somehow but now I just feel bad for you user. I thought this level of autism would die down when /got/ ended but I guess not.

In all seriousness you really should go out and meet people more

Not that user but good one

>woman
>lonely
kek, "chads not banging me while steven buys me things! I'm so lonely!!"

Weighing in on a movie you haven't seen huh? Try watching it, it's fun and you may learn something about how we're all different and it's okay to be a little weird sometimes

Ignoring the truth huh?
Look at the drop off caused by having just one previous partner. Due to evolutionary pressures women had to compete less then men, they are closer to our animalistic ancestors. They subconciously want to return to tribal harems where they get impregnated by the big strong alpha. In modern world this means infidelity and abuse of sexist divorce laws to destroy men who soceity is willing to throw away at alter of muh reproduction. They are irrational creatures and scientifically previous sex partners infects them with the DNA of those men. A slut is inherently cuckolding men.

get over yourself manchild

Any woman who is "lonely" is self sabotaging for pity points and will spread her legs for the first genetically superior male that gives her the time of day. Women are incapable of knowing true loneliness.

>post hoc ergo propter hoc
I fags are delusional

You are literally the biggest faggot I've seen in a while. Good luck finding your perfect virgin. I sure hope another, stronger/taller/more handsome man doesn't steal her away.

Furthermore who said anything about marriage and kids? What is this the 50s? I just like putting my dick into people's holes.

> that means other people are fucking my DNA probably right now
That's actually pretty cool user, it's like I'm always getting laid

There's that sad life again. Man you guys are pathetic

>replying to normalfags seriously

What type of class did you watch it in? Im suprised they allowed with the sex

>One need only look at a woman’s shape to discover that she is not intended for either too much mental or too much physical work.
>Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives
Would you let a child do whatever it wants? I think not.
>I just like putting my dick into people's holes.
Okay Mr. Ape.

In the future we will invent artificial wombs and rid ourselves of the pest of women forever. They are useless outside of reproduction and will become obsolete.

Benny?

K

I swear to god this cover still pisses me off. I used to see it years ago in blockbusters every fucking time I went in there. I'll never, ever watch it.

>REEE a woman having sex with men other than me
Sup Forums is full of insecure virgincucks if you hadn't already noticed in the last 4 years, user.

True, I can almost smell the BO

There's no reason to shower more than once or twice a week.

Replying to myself. Watched in in year 11 literature (Australia)
Even when you were doing an "advanced English" subject, everyone would always complain about reading. Don't get me started on how much everyone despised King Lear and The Big Sleep

The soundtrack is one of the greatest ever

Awful overrated pretentious garbage meme tumblr flick. It's another 'carpe diem' themed joint that people rate highly because it's french and the protagonist is le quirky girl next door. Besides, it's all too green.

I hate women but I found it to be enjoyable.

The main actress is waifu tier too.

It's good, but you will become depressed you will never be with a woman like her in real life.

delicatessen was better