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user,
what's the best life advice you've ever gave/received ?

Trust no one not even in your family.
Learn from your mistakes, but learn from the mistakes of others as well.
Speak out your idea no matter how stupid it is.
Always put your needs before others.
Cherish life as today and tomorrow is considered as a blessing.
Don't befriend everyone.
Love yourself before anybody else.

The relationship between employer and employee is primarily adversarial; if you are at odds with stealing from them, rest assured that they are already stealing from you.

Always give a nigga sauce/link.

Don't trust niggers and never loan anyone money and expect it back.

name?

there are actually good advices, thanks.
>im not op btw

Kendall Woods

thanks she's hot

ALWAYS wipe front to back.

1. Keep your eye on the ball.
2. Never stick your dick in crazy. If you didn't know beforehand, run like hell when you figure it out.
3. Around blacks, never relax.

invest in bitcoin

Avoid crackers. They crazy

"Kill yourself faggot"

You make your own suffering, situations are what you make of it.

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Keep your friends and family close, but bring your enemies closer. (I think that is the saying?)
Cherish the little things in life.
Circumstances of your birth is irrelevant, what you do with the gift of life is up to you.
Don't continue living in the past learn from it and move on,
Keep moving forward.
When you see a chance take it no matter what.
Age is just a number do whatever the fuck you want.
You can instantly end a really good friendship by loaning a friend money.
Think before you speak.
Find yourself before judging others.
Read a book once in a while.

Just because I fuck your Mom doesn't mean I love you as much as your sister, but I do make love to your sister as much as I do to your mother okay buddy boy.

Very wise

Objectivism vs relativism . Aka truth vs "I do what I want" 2017 mentality. Thank you philosophy, you gonna make me rich.

Die young, and if you can't do that, then make everyone else miserable around you by becoming a vegan, Democrat, or a vegan Democrat.

*thinks she's hot

make a 5 year plan with obtainable goals and keep reflecting on how to achieve it

The answer to 99 out of 100 questions is money

Rule 21: Enjoy the little things.

>Rob your employer.
I would if I could get away with it.

>The answer to 99 out of 100 questions is money
Literally solves so many problems.
Anyway, what does one do once the attain wealth enough to not need to work

>recieved; Never go to bed angry with your S/O. It doesnt matter who is right or wrong, apologize before bed.
My wife and I have been doing this for years and we keep tally whose turn it is to apologize so it evens out. We have never gone to bed mad and we fight so rarely, we think arguing over takeout is a big fight.

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Don't sweat over small stuff in life.
Being a nice guy means not expecting anything in return.
Be open minded.
Ignorance is bliss.
If anyone tells you their dream that sounds stupid support them no matter what you never know how far they can go and it could benefit you.
Don't mess with quiet people as they are quiet ,but deadly.
The louder someone barks the less they talk.
Always land the first attack in a fight.
If someone picks a fight with you and all hope is lost just go naked (nobody wants to fight a naked person).
Be the black sheep in the cattle.
Stop watching TV especially the news.
Be nice to people as you never know when you may need their help in the future.
Talk to a homeless person as they all have a unique story to tell.
Don't let dreams just be dreams make a move already.
Being rejected is better than living with disappointment that you never made a move.
Treat others as you wish to be respected.
Save a certain amount of money per week such as £5 per week you never know when you need that extra money.
Eat less fast food and eat more home cooked food.

Don't spend beyond your means.

Save.

Heed advice from those older than you.

Treat people well and you will be treated well.

Don't believe a liar.

Best advice I gave was "BLACK ASSSSSSS MUTHAFUCKA BLACK MUTHAFUCKIN ASSSS NIGGAAAA"

>Always put your needs before others.

Fucking not work, what do you think dude?

I would travel, gym, bang bitches, gym, travel, eat, gym, bang bitches.

Best advice I got:
Don't ever get emotionally attached to anyone, they'll only let you down.

Found the worthless nigger.

mein neger

Yea that's all I want to do too actually.
I just mean, if you have NOTHING to worry about, won't you go a little crazy

>Anyway, what does one do once the attain wealth enough to not need to work
Find other things to work on, other endeavours - donate for cancer research, create a social good programme, create a massive piece of modern art (not degenerate). Literally, the world is your oyster. Unambitious people who stop dreaming with lots of money aren't characteristic of people who earnt their money though - just trust fund babies, or lotto winners.

Where you from dude?
I use a lot of these for my own personal life philosophy.

Yeah, don't do this.

> donate for cancer research

Unless you were going to give you money to a fund-raising racket anyway with the pretense of 'curing cancer', you know, so they can stop collecting tax-free untraceable cash money on behalf of it....

Yeah, so create your own foundation so you know where the money is going - afterall, you have nothing better to do?

Also, what you said is why I don't donate to charity. I don't trust others to do good things with my money. I save it and do good with it myself.

First you get good, then you get fast...
You get paid the same to march or fight....
Be nicer to people you dislike...

women are attention whores

one of the best I ever got was "dont waste time putting effort into a friendship/relationship when they're not returning as much effort".

I was travelling an hour each way every weekend to catch up with friends in a city I used to live in but whenever it came to returning the favour to the quiet beach town I'd moved to they never once bothered. "Oh it's so far" "An hour? fuck I dun know man" n shit.

>Trust no one
What a sad life you must lead...

If i only fucked the pretty ones, i wouldnt have fucked much

Man up.

>Ignorance is bliss.
Trash philosophy for morons to make themselves feel good about being stupid.

Posted from mom's basement on her Wi-Fi from an optimistic 37 year old with no guilt in mind for being a neet with a positive outlook on life.
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Yea but often the solution is "not money".
>Get a good job, save up and work hard so you have $50k by the time you're 25 or 30.
>Put it in a bank account no-one knows of
>if you live or move between multiple countries, keep half your money in each, send it back/forth when exchange rate changes
>dont ever get a credit card, everyone who gets one is broke

Then spend your 30's working a chill, comfy job you fucking enjoy with no stress and no financial worries. Use this time to find a waifu, travel, do drugs, raise a family, whatever you want.

self-projection at its finest

>I save it and do good with it myself.
FUCK YEAH nigga, heall yeah! Everyone needs to do this.

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Don't get emotionally attached to a prostitute
Take care of your hygiene, brush your teeth and tongue thoroughly.
The rich dress poor; the poor dress rich now which one are you?
Carry a maximum of two credit cards.
Never put your phone on vibrate/silent in case of an emergency or it goes missing.
Allow your smartphone to be tracked online.
Be careful of any decisions that you make as they can alter how the future is in a big way.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
Always talk to your partner about any STDs before having sex even though it is embarrassing.
Get checked up at the dentist every 6 months.
If a product is dramatically cheaper than what is should be don't buy it as it could be fishy..
Don't let others copy your work.
Be true to yourself.
If you are an atheist don't tell other people that you are in order to prevent an argument.
If you wish to save a snap on snapchat without letting the other person know follow these steps:
>tap on the received image
>go on airplane mode
>screenshot the image
>close the app
>go back in
>you have successfully saved a pic without letting the other person being notified.
Do something that you fear each week.
Learn how to cook for yourself.
Exercise.
Play games in moderation.
Masturbate in moderation too as it feels great each time.
Try to drink more water.
Instead of buying bottled water drink water from the tap at home.
Don't pay for an anti-virus software.
Backup your system once in a while.
Defragmentate your hard drives.
Save your work on the cloud and through an external drive once in a while.

With Jews, you lose
Around Blacks, never relax

Kill your self Fgt
Always givin this out As solid advice

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only thing hanging is my firehose cock, fag.

Being blissful isnt a fucking compliment. They are not trying to make themselves feel better. The saying shows envy over someone being so stupid they are ignorant to a burden.

I'm from the island of 419
In a nutshell, I'm a Nigerian prince.
My father the king has just died, he has millions of Naira saved in his account; I can make you rich. The only thing I need are you bank account details.
Send them to [email protected]

all generic stuff and it's all junk

The day before I married my wife, my mom told me, "Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen."

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Eat dirt, faggot. Your self projection mindset is only an echo down a chamber of infinite halls. Within each hall is something you haven't faced. Self project this, self project that, literally. I have to go take a dump, want to open up your mouth for me? I have worms and a hemroid problem. Just lick me clean please. That's all I ask of you. Open up your heart Mr. Phillip, the Philipean Philosopher from Portland.

it was from a box of matches
>keep dry
>and away from children
that advice has served me well

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i hope this works! my dads gonna kill me if it shows up!!

this tryhard, jesus stop typing. a staffing agency shouldn't be too far from you

Don't forget to eat dirt, ______. (Pic related)

spoken like a 16 year old with a thesaurus.

OHSHIT CAN ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS?????

yes, and I have a nice new grow kit on the way

Don't get hit.

1 island away from blazing it all day every day, always. Prince nigger who lurks b all day

trust no one, not even yourself.

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Look up all sides of a story even if you don't agree with it.

You can't have an opiniln worth anything if you aren't well informed about the other side of the argument.

So many people form or copy an opinion over media, hear say, friends, family etc. It's insane.

Question everything until you are educated. Only then are you a real individual.

trust no one, not even yourself's self's self
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Don't get old.
Shit sucks.

these suck, you're just saying things that everyone already knows, or what you think people want to hear.

>Keep moving forward.
>Think before you speak.
>Find yourself before judging others.
wew, much wise

Ur moms a staffing agency you autistic fucking piece of horse SHIT LET ME GET IT TO YOU STRAIGHT MOTHER FUCKER I DROPPED OUT WHILE THE TOP IN MY CLASS DURING COLLEHE AND FICKED EVERY WOMEN IN SIGHT FOR 3 YEARS UNTIL MY COCK GREW FROM USING CONSTANT DIFFERENT PUSSIES AS A COCK PUMP and if you think someone on 4chin Ken tell me to fuk of den ur fullov cum m8

OP follow the 5 year plan like Darby "the krustation" Crash

you'll lose a lot of money chasing women
but
you wont lose as much women chasing money.

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99 problems and a bitch was only one

Never enough lube.

Say YES twice as much as NO.

>Enjoy the little things.

Kill yourself...

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>what's the best life advice you've ever gave/received ?
What the sauce to this is.
So what is it?

So donate directly to a university research lab?

The more time you spend comparing yourself to other people is time that could've been spent on improving yourself.

Our sentience is a torture device.

No one has any say in their future. Not the people crowding the streets nor do the richest men in the world have any absolute idea on how their life will play out.

stalin?

Why don't I donate to spoiled rich kid with no sense of value and who's mere whimsy costs as much as the next persons annual salary?
I mean, fuck universities. They are NO SHORTAGES THERE of fundraising and tuition gouging.

no one

Thoughts create things

Understand Natural Law

thoughts are worthless, unless acted upon.

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>thoughts (conscious or subconscious) precede all actions. so dont let jews corrupt your subconscious sensibility. teach your kids this, bc by time they learn on their own, it'll be a bit too late.

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never skimp on shit that keeps you off the ground.
shoes, tires and beds

It's not debatable, thoughts create things whether consciously or not or believing it or not

everyone knows that thought comes before action, why would a jew make you think otherwise?

>bc this world is not real, it is merely a pre-structured projection of our own conscious energy.
>we truly wake up when we die from this fake dream