going on my first date in over a year. met her on tinder.... dubs decides what the first words i say to her are.
Going on my first date in over a year. met her on tinder.... dubs decides what the first words i say to her are
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i molest children
Uhh, I have to admit... I'm actually gay and did this to fool my friends.
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gl op
Tere! Tahat sä peenis?
Can i imagine gassing the jews while hotboxing you with my farts
fuck you.
THIS PLEASE HAHAHAHA
next dubs decides what i tell her my fetish is. obviously i molest children, so that is not my fetish.
you wanna fuck your mom
i molest children in daredevil suit
and you did
traps
"Can you buy me GTA money?"
im a faggot who likes boi pussy
You look convincing for a boy thats transitioning so long! I had to meet you.
fuck
thats not a fetish... i'll say it just because dubs tho
Fuck.
Yes.
I like to tongue punch an unwiped fartbox
Tits or gtfo
i genuinely do enjoy that actually.
i told the last girl i was with that on our first date and our date ended with me eating her ass. good d8 m8
ohhhh good one
You don't look like a trap.
Sorry, im a litte short on money. McDonalds?
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
ha
hmm i liked your profile pic more where you dont wear any bottom
do you think tinder is not serious buissness that you litteraly lied with your attitude
i only are looking for some good ferengina style women but well there are some other girls here so good night cya
And it's a winner.
we already planned what we're doing.
some food, ice skating, ice cream. then a place i like to call "anal point"
got it
Eww, cooties, get away from me
i like when femals wear shrek costume when i bang them, i hope you alrdy have one they are not cheap, babydoll
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So do you have any kids?
Do you have a playstation or an xbox i could borrow
Wasted it, you turd.
Hey, my fetish is to bunk out hairs from muff. Do you have some?
is that her? she's fucken cute as fuck
Pic user.
Take my mixtape, its fire. Then hand her a CD
The don says hi, then you stab her
I can't believe there are blokes desperate enough to fuck you.
I like tran