Do americans really measure temperature by sticking thermometer in the anus?

Do americans really measure temperature by sticking thermometer in the anus?

Yes, done a lot during penis inspection day

We measure everything like that. Height, width, temperature of liquids, personalities, you name it.

hell even mouth sounds retarded to me

can confirm

the deeper the more accurate

penis inspection day?

Privyet, comrade. I can confirm this isj true. I was in America for many months, I know people told me about this method. American is weirdest country.

thermometer in OP's pic is way to small for an accurate temperature reading.

I put 3 in and get the average as they have a tendency to vary. You know with all hot spots and everything. Works for me every time

I stick it in my dna. It pays to be through sometimes.

Umm yah? Its mandatory in American High Schools?

its a troll.
BAIT FOR ALL THE NON AMERICANS HERE.
I fell for it too

I've only had temporal scanners or the under the tongue thermometer at the doctor's. They go for armpit with my kids.

yeah i get my parents to rape me with one of those every week. i pretend im just sick so :p

newfag, everyone knows Penis Inspection Day is real. It's every year in high school.

yall dont get penis inspection day? At our school the janitor would do it

dude I had penis inspection day up until my senior year, I couldn't play sports with out it

The best way to check a child's temperature.

does it work to test you temperature with a penis?

Yes, it also doubles as a smell recorder.

I almost missed my prom because my dick wasn't properly inspected.

Holly shit I was told penis inspection day was when a penis inspect's you

op is a pro at this and he probably uses it as an excuse to suck dicks

Yup, usually around penis inspection day

>tfw always have healthy penis

No, just your anus. You actually FELL for that?

We also check for pulses using this method

Hey now, that's a pretty spicy Meme you got there, how much are you charging?

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I got an 87 on mine

Dudes, I got these zig zaggy lines all over my unit. What's the deal here?

My mom says I have a healthy penis. My 3 sisters all agree. How come I have to show the nurse?
I've shown her 4 times already this year!

The first medical, rectal, thermometer was invented by the English physician Sir thomas Clifford Allbut in 1866.

Not very often, and pretty strictly within a medical setting. At home, we use mouth, ear, or forehead thermometers.

pencil dick lol

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I didn't really mind the penis inspection, but when they got the girls in my class to volunteer, I wasn't too sure about it!

>this

During 1947, the Penis Inspection Act was passed that made it so american high schools had to inspect the penises of the students to assure health.

They were inspecting every boys penis, so the teachers had to 'lend a hand'

I also passed the 'stiffness test'

We had them in elementary school as part of our 'physical'.

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MuriKKKans measure most things with their anuses.

Some of the moms were there to help with the inspections too.