Sup Forums i'm in a bit of a situation and could use your expert advice

Sup Forums i'm in a bit of a situation and could use your expert advice.
I am a fag. A gay fag.
I'm trying to have a prostate orgasm, but I can't seem to do it.

Dildos don't work very well (i have a few, and they don't work)
Fingers won't reach in far enough to do it by hand
Aneros aint doin shit for me
I bought a sex machine from amazon, but it's motor is so weak that the slightest resistance (like being in my ass) causes it to stop
And due to my current situation I cannot go out and find a boyfriend
(Live with an unstable, violent Idiot brother that hates gays, and an 88 year old christian woman that can't keep her mouth shut [if she finds out that i'm gay, Everyone finds out that i'm gay, including the unstable moron])

I need a way of achieving the prostate orgasm that won't cost me thousands of dollars or involve going to a male prostitute.

Any ideas?

>Fingers won't reach in far enough to do it by hand

Do you even have fingers? The prostate is like right past the entrance.

i tried my fingers, but it never felt any good.

you're gunna need to not masturbate for like a week or 2. then get one of those corded pill vibrators that you can just slide into your ass, get a big one for size pleasure too so it will definitely press against your prostate this guy is right too it's like literally right when you get into your ass it's not deep. also get a vibrator for your gooch. if you hit both of these at the same time or a mixture of gooch vibrator and fast dildo motion/fast vibrator, all with no masturbation and lots of porn you should have an prostate orgasm. it's also really hard for some people. Myself included

you have to be horny in order to pull this of
if you are hard your prostate also gets a little hard
try wanking with one hand and feeling for it with your other

I have the same problem OP, and I've taken a dick before

I think we were just cursed with small, insensitive prostates

For a couple of days jerk off but don't cum so it gets bigger and will be easier to feel out. Press from the inside towards your dick right past the entrance. Fingers work the best. Be patient. Some people are less likely to get this kind of orgasm than others, it sometimes takes years to finally get the hang of it. There's nothing more really to advise. Trial and error.

A common misconception about "prostate orgasms" is they don't necessarily involve ejaculation. What you're seeing in most cases like pic related are not literally "prostate orgasms" but just regular hands-free orgasms. The prostate stimulation can help get you to a hands-free orgasm, but it's not required and focusing too much on that part can make it harder for you to have one if you're trying.

im just trying to have a prostate orgasm.

and orgasm achieved solely through buttstuff.

Stop jerking your dick. Then practise stimulating your ass. Start with fingers, and if you're comfortable with that, go for dildoes. Find a position that works for you, doggy makes me cum, riding rarely does.

It's just patience and practice.

I can't do it yet, but i practice sometimes.
One thing I do that feels really good is I lie down on my stomach, and i use my thumb to enter my anus and press the prostate, it feels REALLY GOOD, i just keep doing circular motions and pressing down with my thumb, but i never ejaculated from it.

Yeah. Ignore the "prostate orgasm" part. That's not what you're looking for and it's just confusing you. Follow directions for hands-free orgasms while assisting with butt-stuff.

sry i made a spelling error

"AN orgasm solely achieved through buttstuff"

I realized that. My advice is the same.

ah, i see. sorry if that came off as rude.

too much unceartanty has led me to mulitple failed attempts (i got close-ish 1 time, but the lube was garbage and the dildo wouldn't move rapidly anymore.) and wasted money (see original post)

this is what I do; do this OP

What worked for me:
>Wait about a week without orgasm
>Warm your self up with some butt play
>Lay a 2x4 across two things strong enough to support your weight
>Place dildo on 2x4 (I used "Sexflesh Tasty Tony 9 Inch Dildo" google it, first result)
>Lower yourself onto dildo so that all your body weight is on the 2x4/dildo

I had cum shooting out of me within seconds of getting on. But you you may be disappointed, it is called a 'milking' for a reason, it isn't going to feel like an orgasm.

this

strangely enough though cum through jerking = garbage but cum through milking = delicacy

We'll that ruined my appetite. Thanks asshole.

why you in this thread hungry?

stop being a fag, OP

let OP be whatever he wants to do

Can't stop
Won't stop

hey man, don't knock it til you try it

>OP
>not being a fag
>ever
As if that is possible