Britain's future edition
/brit/
Brayden Rogers
Josiah Garcia
umm sweetie that's the present
Xavier Parker
*belches*
Juan Hill
Good morning, lads. Benefits are sitting comfy in the ol' current account. Not sure what to buy. Maybe that new NieR game.
Evan Murphy
Reminds me of the Soviet Union
Ryan Wilson
FOY
Noah Morris
listening to the dandy warhols
haven't checked if they're Sup Forums-approved yet though
Robert Green
Do not moisturise areas that are moist and have no air circulation
Daniel Collins
How are you supposed to clean your dick? I pull the foreskin back and give it a good wipe over with a flannel. But is that too rough? Sometimes my foreskin feels kinda sticky, like it's too dry. Should you dry under your foreskin after a shower?
Kevin Ramirez
why?
Christopher Long
Hallo early 00's time traveller
Nolan Jackson
3
3
3
3
Alexander Long
seems like something you should have learned at like 4 years old. how are you this inept?
Thomas Taylor
>rubbing the head with a flannel
fucking hell i tensed up just reading that
Jordan Jackson
about to bite into a brioche for the very first time with only a cursory knowledge of what a brioche is
Adam Roberts
made a loaf of brioche the other day
it was too much brioche
Ayden Campbell
your dick is about to be hard as diamonds
Gavin Rogers
they'll be cool again when everyone loses their 80s/90s boner and gets a 00s boner
Owen Martin
Sat outside drinking a beer while my pasta cooks
Mental
Ethan Thomas
brie
ausch
Lucas Reed
You all are probably dirty pakies aren't you?
Nathaniel Watson
>Y
>FO
PICK BOTH!!!
Christopher Turner
do you think anyone will ever have a 10s boner?
we probably live in the worst period of history atm
Nathan Richardson
that briosche was pretty good
Robert Garcia
10s are awesome
Juan Mitchell
shits dank as fuck
Chase Cruz
today it's like the early 80s, we're on the brink of nuclear war and big chunk of the youth are more conservative than their parents
Grayson Hernandez
how much cheese is too much cheese?
Nicholas Williams
*captures you*
David Peterson
hmmm
*guts a man*
mhmmm
nootka
mmhhmm
*fucks sister*
be veeeery careful now
hmmm
I want a ship
Adrian Ross
unta gleebon glouben globen
Henry Ross
alri paedojew
Camden Cooper
I am not him you roo cunt
Brody Williams
rip mike brown
Hudson Perry
THE FUCKING AMERICANS
Kayden Wright
depends how much you like cheese, really
Kayden Peterson
give it to me baby
John Cruz
I don't like Normies
Do you like NORMIES??
David Phillips
want to buy a chair like this but for the indoors, cheap and cushioned, where's a good place to look in australia?
Bentley Martin
Just received my gf in the post lads
Wyatt Brown
the meme shop
Dylan Morris
R U N T
U
N
T
Aiden Rogers
Not liking normies is a sure sign of intense social and sexual frustration.
Wouldn't associate with anyone saying that.
Chase Bailey
Regularly eat fondue with just a spoon 2bh
Aiming for a heart attack by 35
Daniel Jackson
unironically true
Gabriel Carter
despise them
Jeremiah Martinez
doesn't have to look gimmicky, I just want something simplistic that you can read a book comfortably from or watch tv
Jack Thomas
>microwave rice
>half a tin of sweetcorn
>half a tin of tuna
rate my lazy lunch lads
Jose Roberts
welfare/10
James Foster
*dials Runt Control*
Found another one mate, they're everywhere these days
Robert Morales
I eat something like this everyday at work
>microwave rice (various types)
>whole can of tuna & mixed bean salad OR 2 chicken breasts
~750kcal, 50-70g protein, 10-24g fibre, ~£3.30
Adrian Myers
Jackson Adams
Got one match on tinder after a hundred random swipes, but it was a fat brown girl who lives 40km away
Noah Ramirez
Don't be mean.
Is your dick that sensitive? Mine isn't. Am I abnormal?
Carter Myers
>spend 20 minutes walking home
>eat lunch for 20 minutes
>spend 20 minutes walking back to work
Joseph Baker
Haven't heard of any of these before and certainly won't be changing that now
Jaxon Sanchez
hit that shit.
shes a fat girl she'll drive 40km just to suck a dick
Mason Walker
Wish an aussie could tell me about his experience with the Gympie-Gympie tree and possibly send me a sample.
Zachary Myers
wog cunt
Carter Rodriguez
Dragged my exposed bollocks across a branch once
Thomas Sanders
What exactly's the problem here? You went for a nice walk and had lunch
Henry Martin
do the same thing each and every day
Joseph Baker
Those things aren't comfortable are they?
Evan Reyes
Alri lads. I'm off today lmao
Jacob Perez
Gave my cock the ol scrubbo with some steel wool and WD40, really gets those stains out
Alexander White
>that fucking name
Caleb Gray
my gp is fairly obviously a bender and he patted me on the back the last time i left his office
bit scared to go back now
Thomas Nguyen
It's almost like you have the option to not walk home every single day
Leo Allen
wish i didn't have straight hair
Alexander Butler
Misspelt Sapphire too the dumb cunts
Nolan Gomez
>getting an hour lunch break
lucky fucking wanker
Oliver Wood
Are you gonna cancel your prostate exam he recommended then?
Connor Allen
keep making sexual advances on my patients
being a bender gp is the best gig in the world tb h
Robert Cook
patted one of my patients on the back the other day in the hopes any human contact will stop him from killing themselves
Noah Lopez
can't imagine they are, I bet with a cushion they'd be max comfy though
thoughts on this? feels a bit boring and that I could do better with $50, not a lot of leg room either
Sebastian Sanders
Uh huh uh huh
Brayden Russell
Was in Australia the other day pretending to be a bent gp, poor lad was absolutely trembling. Next time I'll probably bum him as a joke.
Nathaniel Bell
in the gp's office waiting on my appointment
Gavin Gray
get a barcelona chair
Angel King
stuck a piece of paper saying 'bender' to one of my patient's back the other day as he was leaving lmao
visiting family in the UK now tbqh
Carson Gray
Philosophy is the key to the most deep, enlightening treasure chest one could ever find, the brain.
Nicholas Hall
should I message my ex gf and wish her a happy birthday, lads?
Isaiah Lopez
so you enjoy sticking your finger up old men's bums, do you?
Jeremiah Myers
patient gp back bender pat me him haha
Camden Flores
ye, if you're lucky you get something out of it
Noah Gomez
sounds expensive
aren't there any cheap furniture places besides ikea?
Adam Gomez
sure, why the fuck not
Asher Morgan
no
Justin Phillips
go to a salvos that has furniture
Liam Gutierrez
yeah
Jose Hall
hmm
Easton Harris
>click on 'tube link from Sup Forums
>read the comments
>"SHALIDAY BROTHERS"
chreest
Elijah Gray
sat here alone on /brit/ drinking straight tequila and lamenting on all the memery that my gp anecdote has initiated
Leo Harris
are you fat? I'm not fat
Ryder Jones
What has gone wrong in your life to lead you to this point
Dylan Sullivan
RIP LIZZER
Charles Moore
got an small ugly phimotic cock with a bulbous growth hanging off my foreskin lol
Nicholas Bennett
it's 1139 m8 bit early for the hard spirits
Xavier Ross
just left an epic shoutout meme to my bros in the comments a youtube video haha
praise kek ;)
Levi Morgan
feel sorry for the people of cheltenham having to endure all the irish plebs stinking up their town for a bit