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I got you, first of all shit start, but she replied so you're pretty much there. Open with something now, an easy one, did you know cuddling has the same neurological effect as painkillers. It's not over bearing but pushes the conversation the right way.

you seem like a nice person, When can we hang out?

Its that simple OP

"Ive never been in India, will you take me?"

If you're india, can I shit in your lane?

sup? that's it? sorry dude, you ain't getting laid unless she really hates herself and has no self-esteem.

"I want to rape you"

You're in the wrong place to ask for advice

Straight up:
"Want to fuck"

Only way you'll get laid is if she's retarded.
Pic related, b had me tell her id rape her and she let me Fuck

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This actually worked for me, no joke.
She didn't let me Fuck again though after finding out my dick is small

These are nicer than

Ask her what she's looking for on Tinderr.

All women on tinder want the d

true but these are nicer still

My friends saw and one said she had pepperoni nipples she the other says, "pepperoni, hell those look more like bolonga."

Ask her if she likes hyperscat and show her this: static1.e621.net/data/82/ea/82ea6cd4cc57a37493136bfabcad5172.png

"Have you ever been to *some place not too far*? I went there a couple months ago and it was great, I'd take you there if you want"

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your face seems familiar.. have u by any chance ridden me in the last couple of years...? :P

No one gives a fuck samefag.

"I'm taking a poll, what's your opinion on dickfor?"

>win

ask her if she poos in the loo

>winrar

sure op will deliver...

fucking 1 'gets' thread after all this time.. and op is a being a major fagglet.

i eat ass

deliber