What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

One with a feminine penis.

One I can turn into my own slave.

A nerdy dominant one that wants to use my butt.

a real one

...

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

...

Slender femboy who's a switch

tfw it will never come true

T O R O N T O
O
R
O
N
T
O

sauce me on that pic my boy

exhentai org/g/1021171/3443a1baa0/

>exhentai org/g/1021171/3443a1baa0/
takes me to a picture of a crying panda

lurk more

I'm familiar with the sad panda thing, anyone have a not faggot link?

apply yourself

Young and a boy!

I keep getting redirected to the main search page. Da fuq mang.

this all the way.

>>Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
i would like to know more.

Is this the boy who gets drugged, and he was always on his phone?

Yep. I think all of his comics are about a "straight" boy being mind broke to loving a cock in their ass.

Yes and OP's pic is from the prequel.