REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

No thx

OHH BOY CAN'T WAIT

omw

gee i sure hope so

Ew no

kek

:(

Fffffff

Cici?

Having a girlfriend in my current situation would be terrible for both her and me. I can't fathom the stress.

Nigger Faggot

Weeeee

pls boss

i wanna dieeeee

Oh boy, I am trying hard to do not take this so serious.

They'll only empty your wallet

dats bretty good maine

FUCK YOU I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME HAVE ONE.

And I will get quads.

ok

can i have an hero for a gf

God I wish. The human contact I miss the most.

To this post

How old is she?

Oh boy

why not

nigerians

Ye

pls help

Hi

I NEED IT

k

k

couldnt resist, pls give me gf

Yeehaaa

I think I'm really close actually...hopefully this get me past the tipping point

meh why not

might aswell

pls

Rolling

...

fuck it

Hello fellow virgins

make it so

That's what I'm talking about dude, Its much better search for some whores, you won't have so much things to care about, you have only to avoid AIDS

Ah heck

Pls God. And let her have a peenus. Like... Totally femme peenus because I am not gay or anything.

Thank you

the fire rises

>implying this works

Ayye

Nein

okey

No harm in trying, right?

Yat

That would be awesome :(

ni

k

finally

Still commenting, just to be sure.

.

fuck me in the ass

I'll take herp

Fuck it

Please make this true, oh mighty Kek.

yeah sure

Meant to say "I'll take her"

Gf tomorrow

Just in case

.Alright, I'll be somebody's rock bottom.

Still waiting mine

q

A glimmer of hope.

Neat

Haha

See you space cowboy.

Ok

Hot diggity!

yo

k

pls

here goes nothing

...

: )

Fuck it why not

GEE BILL TWO WEINERS

It's it weird that this tall blonde awkward chick likes me and I don't like her back.

She's thin resonably attractive and she just doesn't do it for me.

Don't know why. I should be attracted to her. I like girls like her but just not her

Bullshit.

memes

Is there something I'm supposed to see in this pic? Or is it just just a normal photo?

fucking normal fags

I wish user...

You know.
I wish these things worked.

Dubs for confirmation

We will see.

Wow
[spoiler] who is she? [/spoiler]

Hahahaha this is funny

OH GOD I'M SO ALONE PLEASE KEK GIVE ME DUBS AND A GF

ok

wait but what if I already have a girlfriend

,l