Tell me a funny joke Sup Forums

tell me a funny joke Sup Forums

Niggers

Your mom

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they cant change anything

My life

A string walked into a bar.
The bartender said, "We don't serve strings here."
The string walked out, tied himself up, and parted his hair.
When he walked back in, the bartender said "Aren't you the same string from just a second ago?"
The string said, "I'm a frayed knot."

why isnt aspirin black?

because if it was it wouldnt "work"

WHAT A LAVLI JOKE

My life.

better version
Why are pills white?
Bcs they work

Hilary Clinton for president

why are fish so easy to weigh?


because the have so many scales

Whats the difference between a nigger and a set of snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Kill yourself

so an asian, a mexican and an american are on a boat, the boat is sinking and they have to let some of the cargo go, the asian throws out a pound of rice "we have enough of this back home" the mexican throws out a pound of beans and says "we have enough of this back home" the american throws out the mexican and says " we have to many of these back home"

whats the differance between a black person and a bucket of shit?
The bucket

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How do you make a dog stop humping your leg?


Pick him up and suck his dick

Sup Forums is now a french website

I like telling this joke when I'm drunk. Good call

How do you get a black person to stop hanging around your backyard?

You hang him in the back