When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

about 3 weeks ago
>after 5 year dry spell

Last night

About a month ago. Breaking up with gf both feels good man and feels bad man.

15 hours ago

5 hours ago.

Never

Never

sex with self is sex
one hour ago

I was 26, very late bloomer.

try fucking never

2 years :(

2014

November 2015. Popped my banjo string to boot

Like a month ago. My wife got fat and I'd rather just not.

Never

oh shit I thought you said first time you had sex. Mine was about 6 months ago.

last night

2015, October i think

last sunday

Yo
Check them

7hrs ago

I would have to assume my past life?

shut up faggot

April 2010
Fuck all y'all

What's sex?

About 2 hours ago, on my boss' desk. Wife got a kick out of that.

Never

October 2003. Only some HJs since.

Id rather not thanks for the offer though

good shit
congrats user

Like 5 days ago or so??? Don't remember

Yesterday
Have it about 3 - 5 times a week
I love being married

about an hour, my wife and me always have sex at night and once in the morning every day for the last 14 years. of course we don't have kids...

If I had ever had sex, I wouldn't be on here.

Mar 2015

Never

about a year ago

Last weekend, with two other men. Topped them both and didn't reciprocate the oral.

2014 :(
Hopefully next week though.

...

I've never had sex

Last night, probs again tonight.

Pros of having a big cock.

>being straight
dating women is a meme

2010... top that faggots!
:D :I :(
I just made myself sad...

Nice try though

July. My life is kind of fucked up though

last week, i think my side chick is cheating on me

November 26th 2016- The day I lost it

November 2014

Long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

>side chick
>cheating on me

pick one

she used to come over like 3 or 4 times a week, but shes been coming over less and less lately :(

3 hours ago

jh

>married
>sex three to five times a week
Nice b8 user

like 8 hours ago.

July

if shes your side chick then it shouldn't matter.u dun goofed user.

Like 8 years.
Feels bad man.

about 3 hours ago

I don't enjoy Sex, I enjoy playing with women(mentally and physically), I enjoy having my balls and dick sucked. When it comes to fucking though, I don't enjoy that.

Going on my 6th year. sucks but jerking off seems easier than dealing with my problems with women in general

When the day comes, I'll be sure to let you know, OP.

Kek. But I've been there....

yesterday

Checked

Them tripz

virgins thinking it's b8

Never because I'm fucking ugly and have a horrible personality.

maybe you're gay

Same!

Lol you are a pos

i mean i got my dick sucked in a theater when i was 14

im 20 now.....

top kek

Check out those dubs

Around 6 years ago if I can math, don't really miss it at all, sex is so overrated its nuts.

>he doesn't know.

about 2 hours ago. With my right hand. Whacked-off to this cool shit: feeeet !!

Five hours.
Newlywed. Fucking drowning in it.

Valentine's Day with a regular hookup.

I know its cliche but hitting the gym, getting a hobby (backpacking), and getting yourself out more make a world of difference in the dating world.

20 min ago

this night. banged a friend of mine. She has a soft spot for me.

24hours

Same

4 years ago fucking kill me

>>same boat here, and agree

calc says 6 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 2 days

>dry spell
>5 years
Thats called a drought.

A married woman I met online laid me a couple weeks ago.

Yesterday

Last night
I agree with user above- "being married is great."
Especially when just the thought or sight if your tiny personal slut makes your dick hard- life is good.

damn........ i'm sitting at almost 4 years now......

maybe 5 will be my magic number also?

3-4 minutes ago.On cooldown for round 2 right now on my phone.

Hour ago.

-with a prostitute, 12 hours ago.
-thanks to my "irresistible" charm: 2 months ago
>after 2 minutes of pathetic missionary-below average sex i feel i need to cum
>ask her if she can suck my dick just one minute (please?)
>why?
>i "open myself" and say to her
>"because i don't want to cum so soon", you're so tight i need to "relax" (i already knew i was going to blow my load any second.)
>with the look of "why do i always sleep with loosers" ok she says
>she sucks
> i cum like after 3 sec
>she gags dramaticaly and almost pukes
> she yells, i forgive myself
After 5 minutes she went home and never saw her again and i'm not really sure if i regret for being such an asshole, even now that i'm too broked to go to see a hooker and fapping too much to have the minium testosterone levels to don't act like a fag and trying to pick up some pussy

About a year ago. Went through some tough times, and it wasn't as important.

But... working on getting this hot Latina milf I work with to come play with me. Soon, I hope. And if I'm lucky, I will have some pics for you all.

...

got blown about an hour ago. does that count?
if not yesterday

moar

About 6 years ago
I didn't even like it