When's the last time you had sex?
When's the last time you had sex?
about 3 weeks ago
>after 5 year dry spell
Last night
About a month ago. Breaking up with gf both feels good man and feels bad man.
15 hours ago
5 hours ago.
Never
Never
sex with self is sex
one hour ago
I was 26, very late bloomer.
try fucking never
2 years :(
2014
November 2015. Popped my banjo string to boot
Like a month ago. My wife got fat and I'd rather just not.
Never
oh shit I thought you said first time you had sex. Mine was about 6 months ago.
last night
2015, October i think
last sunday
Yo
Check them
7hrs ago
I would have to assume my past life?
shut up faggot
April 2010
Fuck all y'all
What's sex?
About 2 hours ago, on my boss' desk. Wife got a kick out of that.
Never
October 2003. Only some HJs since.
Id rather not thanks for the offer though
good shit
congrats user
Like 5 days ago or so??? Don't remember
Yesterday
Have it about 3 - 5 times a week
I love being married
about an hour, my wife and me always have sex at night and once in the morning every day for the last 14 years. of course we don't have kids...
If I had ever had sex, I wouldn't be on here.
Mar 2015
Never
about a year ago
Last weekend, with two other men. Topped them both and didn't reciprocate the oral.
2014 :(
Hopefully next week though.
...
I've never had sex
Last night, probs again tonight.
Pros of having a big cock.
>being straight
dating women is a meme
2010... top that faggots!
:D :I :(
I just made myself sad...
Nice try though
July. My life is kind of fucked up though
last week, i think my side chick is cheating on me
November 26th 2016- The day I lost it
November 2014
Long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
>side chick
>cheating on me
pick one
she used to come over like 3 or 4 times a week, but shes been coming over less and less lately :(
3 hours ago
jh
>married
>sex three to five times a week
Nice b8 user
like 8 hours ago.
July
if shes your side chick then it shouldn't matter.u dun goofed user.
Like 8 years.
Feels bad man.
about 3 hours ago
I don't enjoy Sex, I enjoy playing with women(mentally and physically), I enjoy having my balls and dick sucked. When it comes to fucking though, I don't enjoy that.
Going on my 6th year. sucks but jerking off seems easier than dealing with my problems with women in general
When the day comes, I'll be sure to let you know, OP.
Kek. But I've been there....
yesterday
Checked
Them tripz
virgins thinking it's b8
Never because I'm fucking ugly and have a horrible personality.
maybe you're gay
Same!
Lol you are a pos
i mean i got my dick sucked in a theater when i was 14
im 20 now.....
top kek
Check out those dubs
Around 6 years ago if I can math, don't really miss it at all, sex is so overrated its nuts.
>he doesn't know.
about 2 hours ago. With my right hand. Whacked-off to this cool shit: feeeet !!
Five hours.
Newlywed. Fucking drowning in it.
Valentine's Day with a regular hookup.
I know its cliche but hitting the gym, getting a hobby (backpacking), and getting yourself out more make a world of difference in the dating world.
20 min ago
this night. banged a friend of mine. She has a soft spot for me.
24hours
Same
4 years ago fucking kill me
>>same boat here, and agree
calc says 6 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 2 days
>dry spell
>5 years
Thats called a drought.
A married woman I met online laid me a couple weeks ago.
Yesterday
Last night
I agree with user above- "being married is great."
Especially when just the thought or sight if your tiny personal slut makes your dick hard- life is good.
damn........ i'm sitting at almost 4 years now......
maybe 5 will be my magic number also?
3-4 minutes ago.On cooldown for round 2 right now on my phone.
Hour ago.
-with a prostitute, 12 hours ago.
-thanks to my "irresistible" charm: 2 months ago
>after 2 minutes of pathetic missionary-below average sex i feel i need to cum
>ask her if she can suck my dick just one minute (please?)
>why?
>i "open myself" and say to her
>"because i don't want to cum so soon", you're so tight i need to "relax" (i already knew i was going to blow my load any second.)
>with the look of "why do i always sleep with loosers" ok she says
>she sucks
> i cum like after 3 sec
>she gags dramaticaly and almost pukes
> she yells, i forgive myself
After 5 minutes she went home and never saw her again and i'm not really sure if i regret for being such an asshole, even now that i'm too broked to go to see a hooker and fapping too much to have the minium testosterone levels to don't act like a fag and trying to pick up some pussy
About a year ago. Went through some tough times, and it wasn't as important.
But... working on getting this hot Latina milf I work with to come play with me. Soon, I hope. And if I'm lucky, I will have some pics for you all.
...
got blown about an hour ago. does that count?
if not yesterday
moar
About 6 years ago
I didn't even like it