ASAP - Russian translation

"Oгoнь!"

I wanna make sure it's not an insult, lol.

Fire!

Ice!

thank you xx

wind!

Kompot!

Kot!

Can one of you Russians yell at me angrily in Russian about the over-focus on America in the Second World War instead of the Soviet Union, please. Pretend I don't even know about the Great Patriotic War whatsoever since I watch American movies all the time. It is my fetish

Please, make sure you don't say it to a Russian. It is a really nasty insult.

Ogre!
By any chance, are you a nigger?

Why would we care?

cocитe мoй хyй

Because everybody from your grandparents' generation died or something I dunno

Just wanted to make my willy hard to be honest

ew fag

Do you really enjoy getting bullied by strangers on the internet?
Khyaha! That's really sad

>Americans won the second world war
CHO TY BLYAT SKAZAL SUKA TY NAHUY? SOVIETSKY SAJUZ POBEDIL, DEDY VOEVALY!!! SLAVA NARODU! TY SUKA SERYOZNY?? PIZDETS NAHUY

You are kinda pathetic desu

I am mentally so far past Sup Forums t.b.h. that such childish memery does not affect me any longer

You could say I am the human embodiment of the Soviet Union, post-war - battle-hardened and still able to fuck ass

[Mmm yes the idea of a WWIII immediately after the fall of Nazi Germany is super erotic...]

Now please belittle me in Russian or I shall call up the Queen and she will bust a cap on yo ass

Nice proxy

zdarov valodya, kak delichki v matku rodinu)))) kak semya kak deti))))

I usually like rping, but i'm not in a mood, today, sorry

Do all Japanese cartoon girls have such sharp faces?

Yes

Can a russian tell me why girls like to end whatever their text messages are with ")" ?

isn't it a russian smiley?
like a shorter version of :-) or :)

Are you proxy?

I know this is a smiley but I'd also like to know why Russians use that instead of a normal one

How is it that a region of Russia gets a separate flag from Russia

How lazy do you have to be to not put in that extra ":" to complete the smiley?

because it's harder to type a ":" sign on a cyrillic keyboard
anyway the people who unironically do this in 2k171717 are retarded, don't even bother talking with them

probably because > tfw it doesn't matter because russian qts never text me