Breast Cancer Awarememe Month is over

>Breast Cancer Awarememe Month is over

>tfw you get breast cancer

Susan G. Komen did nothing wrong

Why do americans get triggered by a color? Even though the campaign is literally useless and women who don't check her boobs literally deserve to die, the unis were great with a pink trim.

>movember is upon us
>literally every man i know will grow their beards
>i have absolute shit beard growth and HAVE to shave unless i want to look like a 13 year old with puberty stache

>girls ask "hey user why don't you grow out your beard?"

lol you sound like a cuck
are you a cuck?

i don't know what that is anymore

Men can get breast cancer too dumbfuck

>being this low test

two billion people die of breast cancer every year
only two are men

>tfw no girl ever asks me anything

But goy how else would a crooked "breast cancer research" charity that spends 4% of their budget on research get enough money without a sponsored month. The NFL only donates 3% of net profits from breast cancer merchandise to charity (and writes off 100% of the expense) so they need a full month of advertisement to generate $100 for research.

>tfw no girl makes eye contact with me
who /ugly/ here

I'm ugly and girls still talk to me

But only as friends

>Breast Awareness Month has begun

What's that? I'm no longer aware of what you're talking about.

Why doesn't the MSM want us to know that breast cancer is sexually transmitted? What does Hillary stand to gain from this?

Haven't seen this shit since highschool

>widespread facial hair in high school
Your lies impress no one

Sounds like the kind of thing that could happen to me

I'm an ugly manlet and every other time I go out at night I randomly get called "cute" by a stranger. I don't get it.

>boreball isn't over yet
Zzz

My wife's wife has breast cancer you sick fuck

I hope you get breast cancer.

>tfw you split your lip so bad in a car accident as a teenager that you can't grow a proper mustache because all the scar tissue
>tfw women ask "if you grow the beard, why do you shave the mustache? It'll cover the scar"

thats what you get for living on earths pimple

>tfw too intelligent to have a gf

>tfw been doing no shave November for the past 25 years

>2 billion

>tfw chad but alcoholic piece of shit NEET
>tfw go to bars but don't even go for the easy sluts/MILFS because I'd rather drink my face off

No one cares about your hopes you island monkey

Then why go to a bar and pay 3 times the price to drink

because I like playing pool and need to have some social interaction so I don't go insane

>Breast Awareness Month will never be over

It's closer to 10 times the price excluding mixed drinks which are closer to your estimate

underrated

I'm all for raising awareness of breasts.

I hate men who wear pink.

so it's not just wearing pink ribbons, but growing beards too?

i get scraggly, i can't grow a beard.

It's no fap November

That's just insecurity. Check it your with your doctor, you might be gay.

Already fapped 8 times and I'm planning way more, you literally can't stop me.

what about bret hart?

It's the second of November how do you fap 8 times without your dick dying?

>tfw your beard is not dark

;_;