What would you do if you swapped bodies with her for the weekend?

What would you do if you swapped bodies with her for the weekend?

Hang myself with an extension cord. Like I could literally not get strung up fast enough.

Be thankful that it was just bodies and not face

Masturbate in a mirror furiously with a brown bag over my head. Eyeholes cut out obviously

Probably be tired. It's five...no wait...six bodies. And since they aren't moving it is pure dead wait. It would make more sense to put them in a wood chipper or...hey! is she good with a chainsaw?

i think swapping bodies would include the face

Jack my D because that's clearly a man.

sit down to piss. or perhaps not. let her deal with the mess on monday.

You should work for NASA or spacex with those standards

Those are only high standards when you got a 3 inch ween like you my guy

If I an hero do I get to be me again?

Would that have any affect on her afterwards? If so I might just wait it out - but if there's an 'eject' button I'm hitting it (maybe after masturbating just to see what it's like as a girl - poor though the opportunity may be)

>If I an hero do I get to be me again?
What do you mean? If you an hero?

Can't tell if bait

After that weekend she would be known as the biggest slut on the planet.

beat me to it

>her

First, I'd fap and swallow everything that comes out. Then, I'd make myself a sandwich, piss on my own face and fap some more. At night, I'd go to a gay club to try and get some lesbian sex. Rinse and repeat.

>piss on my own face
how does that even work without aim?

I've got three words man... Blacked. Dot. Com.

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Cut my super ugly hair and put on something less sloppy.

worst newfag troll ever

plastic surgery, to make me look like an actual woman and not an amateur trap.

Lotion my old lady hands and start a nutrition plan to get rid of my fupa before it gets way out of control

>Fix my looks as much as possible
>Try be semi attractive
>Go to my house (not hers)
>Wait until just before the weekend finishes
>Drug myself heavily 5 minutes before we switch bodies again
>Back in my own body
>Tie unconscious girl up
>Rape her over and over

shave my pubes by the looks of it

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cute

>her