Tell me what problems you have and I will give you advice that will help you overcome them

Tell me what problems you have and I will give you advice that will help you overcome them.

I have a problem of not getting some sick dubs. Now check em.

No, you have to do like this. Chuck um.

this stripper wants to come stay with me, recently broke up with my last gf n met this smokin hot bitch online.
>confirmed via FaceTime is not fatneckbeard
She's cool n in school for psychology but she wants to come stay with me n may lead to a relationship
>I'm in Colorado and she's in illinois. Supposedly would only cost around a hundred bucks but I got a gut feeling something seems off about the whole thing.
>tldr stripper wants my nuts n I'm too sceptical to fly her out
Should I do it? Am I overlooking any details ?

I feel like i'm too smart. When i talk to people they don't seem to catch it. I'm not talking about sarcasm tho.
>inb4 special snowflake
Gonna take mensa test in a month, we'll se. If i'm too smart or just retarded.

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Do it, you will forget your breakup faster and easier. But i'd suggest using condoms tho, you know after all she is a stripper.

i was molested when i was 10 by my 15yo neighbour, and i think i'm bi but i don't know if i'm afraid to come out cause of the abuse, or if i only think i'm bi because i'm all fucked up from it. came out to a few people at a festival when i was really high on mdma and i thought it would be cathartic, but it just ripped open the infected scar and i had a massive identity crisis. i had the opportunity to fuck a dude about a week later and i was all good to go, then i freaked out and now i'm seriously confused about my sexuality and identity.

She's a tard and probably not studying anything. She has a Nigger bf

how two talk gril?

Dude you could be smart. There's a lot of ridiculously retarded people. Even teachers

i fell in love with a married woman 13 years older than me, i tried fucking other chicks, i tried finding a hobby or anything to keep my mind off her but at the end of the day when i go to bed i always think about her. give me advice

Test

Were you forced or was it consensual

I am addicted to eating my nails and ripping dead skin of my fingers or legs.
Because of this,my hands are pretty fucked.

Youre just a tard. You're probably a term ager and your body is going through changes so you feel confused.
If you feel attracted to men then you're gay. It's that simple. Do you masturbate to gay thoughts?

Did you ever Fuck her

Cool! Thanks for the tip, I wonder if there's anyway I can get her tested cuz I really want her to sit on my face
Not gonna lie facetimed with her for like 2 hours n she's pretty autistic n has zero cool interests n everything I showed her that was cool she just called me a nerd for
>mfw poi is nerdy somehow
Plus she was bummed when I told her I did coke n that I smoke. Probs doesn't like that shit because she's around it all the time

i am a depressed piece of shit who spends my days working out and playing video games, i go to work 7.30-15.30, ive never had a gf, i usually just hook up with some girl at parties. i like cars but i dont take good care of mine. i hate kids, i hate animals and i just want to be left alone at the same time as i want to be social.

Cool story, start using chewing tobacco instead

of course i did, we had sex for over 2 years because her and her husband were going through a rough patch, but it appears that they are doing good now and she doesnt see me as much anymore

neither

nigga im 25, i just have deep shame. i don't know if i'm really attracted to men or if i just want to fuck them in a consentual setting to take some of that power back. i don't masturbate to gay thoughts, my mind kind of blanks when i try.

Kool so. My wife of many years just told me she has fucked 3 guys in her life. But when we got together she said she still had her V card. Now she is saying she lied to me just recently and has never slept with anyone again. It's all put a lot of stress on our relationship. I don't think I will ever trust her again. Any advice. Is she lieing if so what is the truth.? Pic is O.C. not my wife.

How could you hate animals?
What happened in your life that was so devastating or tragic?

4 years ago I helped my brother kill a man who raped his daughter (my niece). We buried him alive on the reservation just outside Mescalero. I have felt some guilt about it as the years go on.

She should have the money for a trip to your house if she's a stripper

sorry to tell you this buddy but all women are liars and hoes

when i was little i was attacked by a dog, and its something in their eyes, no emotion, just soulless

Damn, you're fucked. There's nothing that can be done.
She needs to stop talking to you or otherwise you will never be able to move on. She's keeping you there as a rebound. Just find you a friend with benefits and over a period of time you will slowly direct your feelings from the old woman to the new one

Maybe. The thing is it's not helping, as many would think it does.

Dunno if gud idea,I'm trying to stay away from tobacco and alcohol.
>inb4 "HA,WHAT A PUSSY!"
I'm just trying to not make my life harder for me,I'm already a fucking fatass and Im trying to work it out at my local gym.

Supposedly she strips at a location 2 hours away so her friends n family found out n generally only works once or twice a month but her car broke so she hasn't been able to go strip n hasn't gone In awhile. She did agree to go halvsies on the flight tho
>still suspicious

How do I stop watching porn?

I have a "friend" that lives a country away from me. She's coming here next month. I can't tell if she likes me or not or if she just wants to be friends. She seems like she's been pretty hurt from her last serious relationship of 5 years recently being ended. By recently I mean 4 months maybe. Idk. I like her but I'm not sure how I should approach this situation.

she kinda goes away sometimes for few months then she texts me back and i try so hard not to text back but i always fall for it, i have many videos and pics that i can send her husband so they can end it and we can be together but...im not crazy

I am unable to make someone fall in love with me and I have a crippling depression

Get a real grill

Stop putting so much thought into it. You were ten years old, just a kid. Whatever you did then should have no affect on you now.
You could of done gay thngs at that age but because you literally didn't know better.
Don't hang onto the thought of it. You just need to move on as a straight man.

Go out more and do drugs

I'm not into drugs and I have some health issues. Doing drugs would only reduce my lifespan which means even less time being loved.

What state?

I already have one. A George foreman.

Well she clearly lies.
She's a whore like every other woman.
The only thing you can do is sleep with many other women but don't let her know. Shes cheating on you

Better to burn out then fade away. If you can be loved even for a shorter time frame would be better than not being loved at all
>speaking from personal experience
Drugs have opened my eyes to a wide span of great friends and even better grills. Some worked out n some didn't but all the times I've done acid or molly or ex have all lead to new parts in my life with even better than before. That and the combination of the nightclub and rave scene helped as well.

Hope you're trolling but he means grill as in girl as in get a girlfriend

Dude you're a fag for feeling guilty. I would have killed the guy as well. I'd of slowly killed him

you should probably talk to her and find out yourself instead of trying to be a psychic pussy

True

Don't do drugs. Find real happiness.

What about getting adicted?

advices dont fix anything

That's something I'd rather do in person, not over text or Skype. I'm also afraid that if she rejects me, it'll be an awkward time that she's here. Know what I mean?

That makes far more sense! I actually have a fiance - makes it all more shameful.

Well that's understandable.
There's nothing wrong with you. Just take time to meet people. Maybe you'll find a woman that will truly get your interest

Suffer from major depression and schizophrenia

We buried him alive when he couldn't move, he was crying begging us to stop. It was very brutal. He kept screaming until he was muffled with dirt. I still dream about that night.

You just have found anything you're interested in because you can see how much bullshit is involved in everything.
How old are you

Not using tobacco or alcohol doesn't make you a pussy.
Try eating sunflower seeds all the time

Met a girl through friends, went on some dates then asked her out. Said she wasn't looking for a relationship and we haven't spoken since. This was a month ago almost. How do i get over her, or meet other girls? I don't meet a lot of new people often.

She's gonna try and move in with you. Fuck it, have her strip and pay half the bills

You don't

either stick to ones that arnt addictive or ones that's are too expensive. Psychedelics are non lethal and easily non addictive but can be more expensive if done too much( tolerance will grow ncrequire you to purchase more) things like coke and molly and ecstasy are good but really only if you're trying to have crazy awesome sex with a girl or if you're going to a club or rave: in short moderate it in small doses and keep it social n you won't have to worry about addiction

That's actually a neat idea. If you ever make a new thread in the future,I'll report the results.

Roll with the flow, see what happens. Dont come off to strong with be lovely dubby

Best solution is to watch porn with her or re-enact frequently watched porn with her
It's obvious you're filling a gap in your sex life with porn fantasies just figure out what's missing n pursue it. Talk to you fiancé about your sexual tendencies preferrebly before getting married. Don't want her to divorce for wanting to do Brazilian farting porn or something

Delete all videos and pics, she wouldn't date you if that's how he left her.
But seriously don't be a puss and delete all her memories. It's the first step in moving on

Not a bad idea, was considering that since I'd rather live with a stripper than with my ex. Which ATM I am living with my ex and it fucking blows

THANK YOU for actual advice. I hope I follow it. The anticipation of not know if she likes me or not is killing me lol but I'm a patient guy. I can wait it out for another month at least. Thanks man

Because you cant "make" it happen.
Stop trying to "make" them

Problem is you're desperate and no woman likes that

Post hand and feet

I've tried some drugs like, nbome, lsd, speed. I'm not addicted and i'd like to try something new like opiates and shrooms. (too poor for cocaine tho) And what about heroine? I won't use needle also i'm honestly scared that this is going to ruin me (i heard this is the shit that can make you addicted)

welp, not that all this is convincing me to do drugs in order to be loved, there must be something extremelly wrong with me since nobody has ever liked me and I'm unable to wake someone feelings up about me

Same here, you need to step out of the house

I have borderline personality disorder so I struggle with anxiety and intense feelings of loneliness. I'm really only still a teen. I recently started talking to my ex again
>cute innocent half korean
>our relationship ended when she worried I was cheating on her (I would never do such a thing)
I told her about my problems and she told me she would marry me at 22 to make sure I'm not lonely
>another chick told me last year she'd marry me at 18, admitted she liked me and then dated someone else so I'm a bit skeptical
I think she likes me but from ^^^ I cant be sure whether I should ask her out. We've been talking since new years so what do I do. Do i ask her out now or leave it for a bit, or should I do it at all
>tldr ex told me she would marry me at 22, do I just ask her out now?

Dude that's cool as Fuck. Fuck that guy, yall should of stuck things in his ass, burried him with a dildo in there.
Your niece is probably haunted by what happened to her so just know youre not the only one suffering from it. Just immediately when you start to think of it force yourself to think of something else.

I'm in a psychiatric clinic. They give me drugs the whole day. This helps me shit. I will fucking kill myself.

Just move on knowing your life will be easier without women

you're telling me not to be a puss, but its much harder than you think. i dont think you've ever been in love

Does she still blow?

Possibly, but like after seeing how much happier I was when I had someone I was seeing, it's kinda hard to go back.

I'm alive and I hate every second of it.
Actually, don't answer.

I don't want to overcome this. It will overcome itself on its own (by old age) soon enough.
I'm a patient man.

I have all this shit I wanna get done but no car to get around. One of the reasons I don't even bother applying for a job is I don't have anything I can drive. The only thing within walking distance is a party store, but it seems like he's (*the owner*) always got enough people hired.
I've been relying on rides from others, but only when they're going somewhere. I don't ask anyone to take me somewhere if they aren't going out.

It would be a lie if i said I'm not a little desperate but I've met a girl I really like and I want to spend my life with her but there is no way for me to make her feel something about me

This is the only place I can talk about it.
My brother and I have never once in 4 years talked about it.

My brother was questioned by the BIA but nothing came of it.

You need to leave all women alone until you find yourself.
You're to young to have your focus on women.
Put that effort into school and finding a career. Women will literally hold you back so wait until youre at a good point in your life to date.
For now, just have sex with no emotions but try to keep the number limited or you will have trust issues in the future

What the Fuck.. Get out of there, stop taking the meds

I've been hurt several times and deleting the pics helped me. Now you just have to tell her to fuck off. It will either make her want you more or she will respect you and Fuck off. Delete all the pics, you will feel a instant relieve I promise. I mean EVERYTHING

They don't let me go because i will kill myself.

This is very unfortunate. How old are you and in what country

Everything's alright.

there is this problem
the girl at work with a fat ass isn't on my dick

Until you stop being desperate there's nothing that can be done. I have no advice on how to not be desperate. Maybe if you can find a way, write a book on what worked for you and you'll make millions

i want die

I'm in college atm, trying to get my physics degree. Want to be a nano-scientist. I have like no time for myself because I have a girlfriend (2years) and a job to keep the bills paid. I literally go to school, hang out with my girlfriend and then go to work till 11 at night and then I can't sleep because I have to think to much. I can't fall asleep till I'm so exhausted of thinking about my future. I have a serious problem with planning stuff ahead. I already know how I want my house to look, where I want to work. What I want to call my kids etc. But the problem is I can't stop thinking, I have horrible headaches all day. I feel like I need a holiday but I never have the time.

>leave all women alone
I've tried and tried and I just end up running in circles. The loneliness crushes me, if I don't have a girlfriend I feel like no one loves me and I can't be happy
>Find yourself
As a Borderline, this is the most impossible task, I struggle with my own identity every day I can't just find myself
>have sex with no emotions
For me, sex is supposed to be special and I don't just wanna lose my virginity to anyone I want it to be special. Plus every girl who has considered sex with me just leads me on or I freak out about how it's gunna go down
>put effort into school and career
Im already on top of most of my classes and I know what I wanna do for a career

Dont mention it to him. Dude youre a strong man and you've done the right thing. Dont be bothered by it. Think about these people who fight in wars and what they see. Some of them are fine, some aren't. Just know youre not the only one and what you did was the right thing. We would all have done it. If you want to feel better about it then maybe try doing volunteer work somewhere. Never talk about it though or you'll end up having your life wasted over a piece of shit

Also, I have no friends because I don't have the time to look for any. I have my girlfriend and that's it. It's not really a problem because I love her and I want to spend my whole life with her. I've asked alot of people and psychologists for advise but I never change anything no matter what they say. Nobody really knows what my problem is. I recently got instagram to post my photography to take my mind off things but it doesn't really help eather.

No you wont

Impressive

Youre gay, come out the closet