How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex? Why?

How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex? Why?

december
i paid 500 bucks

5 years. I don't make an effort, don't really see the point Tbh.

I had sex yesterday cause she came home to see me this weekend

samefag

No you're just disgusting

Yesterday morning. Because yesterday night I got too drunk and passed out.

same here

Keep gooning bro, keep edging, keep fapping. That's our life.

same. I'm actually happier and have a lot more money. My career shot off, and I've been ignoring the gold diggers. Going to on my first real vacation this spring to Ireland.

I'm actually not. I'm average looking, but I have had female friends say they are surprised I don't have a girlfriend. The thing is, in my daily normal life, I'm never around girls. I work in a male dominated field, so obviously I don't meet girls at work. Other than my 2 female friends who don't even live near me at all, I don't know any girls. If I wanted to meet girls. I'd have to go out of my way to find places specifically to meet them. I just don't care enough to do that.

two weeks ago
we've both been working a lot and shit just hasnt been the same recently

I actually recently stopped fapping. I used to fap like 2-3 times a day, but that shit wasn't good for me. So right now I've cut back to once every 6-7 days and I feel way better

Valentines Day fuckathon
>Cock is still sore

Ireland is nice

>shit just hasnt been the same recently

Ah yes. The relationship. It's all fun and games at the beginning but the old saying "familiarity breeds contempt" comes to mind.

I hope so, I just plan on staying in a couple small towns. Drinking some Whiskey, and talking with locals. Read. Smoke. Walk. Eat good.

Live like a Hobbit for awhile.

normies gtfo

A couple of days.

We're both fucked with the flu (Ebola) right now, so sex is sporadic at best

Clearly, you are a liar.

yeah its not a good feel

2 months.
I'm single

9 months and its awful

3 hours ago.

2013

It gets easier

This.

In the previous life, with anime

I do not like this ad

3 years

3 days ago. GF has many sicks.

Non- defined

Stay out of Dublin and the North and all will be well

I haven't fapped in two weeks. Surprised I got this far.

Never, and I really don't care.

5? years. I don't go outside or talk to people.

neva

Ireland is a shithole. I've lived hear for 5 years after i moved from london's southside. Take the vacation but dont live here, it's intolerable. I still dont understand the accents.

Two days ago.

We were kinda strung out, coming down from mushrooms. Sex helped us sleep.

Then we woke up and had more sex.

2 years. It's hard to meet people. I am very poor, too. Not ugly, or unfit, but my life is pathetic.

august or september

4 days ago

it was nice

1 hour ago

Because I woke up with a boner and I have a gf

I'm the best mayne! I deed it!

Was it worth it?

I busted a nut, so yeah.... Mission Accomplished!

But don't morning orgasms mess up your day? Like doesn't it fog your mind so you can't focus?

If I fap in the morning it ruins my whole day

Since Xmas night, 2015.

Why? Not enough cheap prostitutes around, I'm kinda broke, and I've lost interest in sex with 3D people.

Same here Sup Forumsro.

Last weekend.

GF came to visit from LA.

We recently separated after an argument but apparently we're staying together long distance (most likely doomed to fail)

I spent (wasted) around $500 to fly her out, pay for the hotel, pay for meals, pay for gifts because she is broke. JUST TO GET LAID.

It's funny because we lived together and had a pretty good life in Northern CA. She moved back in with her parents who are literally meth/crack heads. Her step-father, the main breadwinner just got laid off and they are also getting evicted.

she has already hinted that she fucked up and I am just waiting for her to beg me to come back home. She put herself in a SHITTY position and I totally warned her about it. What's happening is concerning because I still care about her, but also somewhat funny.

The grass is always greener...but you still have to mow it.

but what does he mean by this

20 years, and I'm 20. I just don't see the point when I can jerk off.

40 mins ago, shit was cash

So you were molested by your mother the day you were born?

Exactly one week ago. Went to a party and got a bit more intoxicated than I was supposed to be.

Usually I don't have too much self esteem, but alcohol makes me feel like an alpha. Ended up threesoming a girl with her mom.

Probably around 8 or 9 months. I don't mark the calendar or anything.

Been w/ GF for >10 years. Bored. Probably time to trade her on for a newer model. Don't care enough to do anything about it.

just a few hours ago with wife
Why? cuz I wanted to

never, because im a loser

About 2.5 years. My last relationship really laid bare the the fact that they're just a tremendous waste of blood and treasure.

Are girls expensive?

glad that this isn't just me.

You know how sex because somewhat repellant after you orgasm?

I wonder if those cucks ever blow their load and soberly reckon with the fact that another dude is plowing their wife. lmao.

2 days. Was too tired last night.

June. Her boyfriend came back around and we almost got caught.

I just fapped like a fucking idiot and I'm so fucking angry at myself right now.. I have an important course to attend in 2 hours, but since I fucking fapped I won't be able to focus. Dude I'm fucking fuming I'm so angry at myself. God fucking dammit

December. Got drunk and fucked a girl my buddy has been really into for the past two years.

She and I agreed not to pursue this further but every time we end up at a party or gathering together she gets smashed and tries to sleep with me again.

4 hours ago.
Woke up with a babe.
Sex. Blowjob. Then alarm.
She had to go to work.
Shes coming back with food in 4 hours.

> 2 weeks ago
> with a partner ? > 4-5 years or more

But what if there is somewhere else you want to be in 4 hours?

Last night.

Same.

I can miss it for decades if needed (im 23). So now and than a one night stand or even hooker. Hookers are relatively clean in Europe. Mostly 7/10 silicone boobed 19 year olds from the Balkan. Sex is overrated I prefer porn.

Yesterday because today i am tired and not in the mood for it

About 21 hours

500,- you're unluckily American

In Europe you probably buy a hooker for a month for that price.

Be Amsterdam
> 50 per 45 minutes
> 19-21 year olds from the Balkan and Russia
> European Health Care System
> STD/AIDS free certificate
> Dont need a hotel.

Like on the couch?
Playing SNES?
Doing laundry?
Getting stoned?
That is exactly what I want to be doing and where I want to be.
So that is where I will be when hot food and hot sex comes a knocking.

i have a girlfriend for about 5 years now, i have skills in computer since the age of 8 , was not the top but one of the top in my classes of sciences, math, computer. but it is only lately that i realized the difference of what i can accomplish if i focus on love ; i can have a nice life with wife ,kids and a good job in a computer compagnie but what is that compare to what i could do if i focus my time and energy on my computer skills i can get better, i think outside the box. i can create big things. last time i had sex was 3 day ago and it is weird the way sex work , how every things fit together. this is going to be hard to explain but look: when you don`t fap you think about having sex with every nice girl you see , ok , so when you fap you kinda don`t even see the girls like sex object , they are like every humans being now , so your brain can focus on other things, this is how you block sex from disturbing you . i hope somebody understand.

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Doesn't sound worth it to me at least

In ways you couldn't begin to imagine.

What's worth it to you?
What would you rather do with your Saturday?

Well, I'm about to go to work. But on my day off? I'd rather go to the gym, cook some food, get chores done that I need to do, and then go rent an airplane and fly for the day. After than, I'd like to go home and play Squad on steam with some friends.

It's dbl xp on RuneScape, just fyi

Thursday. A GILF made me cum buckets twice in 20 mins.

Older women are so based.

Holy shit that game looks different. I stopped playing Runescape in 2009

Actually, it looks even more different today.

Funny, that's what I do but I have a friend who I do all of that with and she loves to include sex with our plans.
Oh, and we sit back and let some lonely guy fly the plane.

2.5 years, too lazy to bother with dating (women are a fucking mess to deal with emotionally), or risk using Tinder for a quick fuck with a random chick who might have an STD.

a little over 4 years. I've had a few opportunities to have sex after that, but didn't get it hard, because the girl was either fat, or otherwise too disgusting for me... I'm not too good at talking to girls, and when i do talk, i'm fucked up on drugs so they rarely talk back

Airplanes > girls tbh

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Same, I look like an italian model (ppl often say this, i look like an italian...), still i get better orgasm watching porn so... Whats the point of a pussy then...

6 hours ago lolz

the age of the fucking universe

Yea. For me to actually meet girls, I'd have to put in effort and go out of my way to meet them. As another user said above, Im not around girls in my daily life. It's not like I'm in Uni where girls are everywhere. I work a fulltime job where my only 2 female co-workers are not at all attractive.

30 minutes ago.

1 month, my gril went back to her house, college break.

>colege
>sex once a month or less
Sorry but your gf is probably sucking a sandnegger rn

poor cuck

I can't remember. I'm married

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like 6-7 years or so. why?
>pic related