American in Paris. Best way to pick up foreign girls? Need a nut. No prostitutes

American in Paris. Best way to pick up foreign girls? Need a nut. No prostitutes

Go to the eiffel tower.
And jump

Fuck off

Just go to Sweden, scream Allahu ackbar and pick any broad you like

Wave your flag and scream murica at the top of your voice, women will crawl on your micropeeny imidately

How about some actual advice

Dress like a GI and roll in a Sherman

Look up a good breeder and buy a genuine french poodle.

Lots of tight pussy and loyalty too.

Kill yourself you fucking faggot. Figure it out yourself to get aids from a fucking hooker. Either way, fuck off.

Probably easiest in is to find someone who wants to practice their english. Talk clearly and see who is listening in?

Pretend you are Canadian. Or Australian. Even British is better than American.
If you didn't know already, the world hates your country.

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Talk loudly in American in public places about how the US saved them in both world wars and how you're entitled to respect. Then order freedom fries and cover it with cola.

Take a train to Amsterdam, hire the finest prostitutes the world has to offer.

Kidnap and rape

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Jealousy is a bitch, isn't it?

lel

You must know

how many terrorists do you see

How many mudslimes do you see? I plan on going there for spring break.

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In Paris calls others foreign, bloody hell