/hoc/

[Bentley Evans]

...

[David Myers]

BEAR

[Joseph Sullivan]

Can't deny the Y

[Evan Stewart]

someone xplain this pink bean meme to me pls

[Hunter Stewart]

is the rest of the league even trying?

[Colton Ramirez]

>yfw you have the league lead in goals and your teammate ties it a few minutes later

>yfw you're up 6-0 and you still want more

[Christian Davis]

...

[Isaac Martinez]

>rags

[Easton Bell]

>mfw the two Florida teams are my favorites

[Andrew Evans]

>rags

[Henry Reed]

>This man has an 8 game points streak

[Owen Butler]

>rags

[John Perry]

Who can stop the balding rapist?

[Hunter Wood]

>2-4-3
m-muh rookies tho

back to the maple forest with you

[Julian Gomez]

just because the fucking finn can't control his stick

also
>islels
are in ruins lmao

[Joseph Wood]

>mfw having Halak in my fantasy team

[Mason White]

KEK!

how do they even compete???

[Christian Fisher]

is there a better jersey in sports?

[Cooper Gray]

Yep, plenty.

[Easton Young]

iginla again frig off

[Jace Hall]

>mfw up 6-1 in the 2nd

>mfw won both fights

[Liam King]

>bloos
>eyeliners
Wat the fugg is going on tonight

[Jordan Torres]

>bloos getting btfo by >rags
holy shit
are the rags finally not awful?

[Wyatt Jackson]

Would you look at those maple laughs

[Owen Green]

Fuck you, alligator fucker.

[Luke Howard]

Why so salty, faggot? Maybe you guys can trip your way into the playoffs again.

[Caleb Green]

>those white square sholders
>illuminati chest

[Kevin Roberts]

G E O M E T R Y
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[Samuel Bell]

One thing I don't get. Why is Byfuglien spelled like "Bufflin"

[Brandon Gonzalez]

Based old man
Nice digits too

[Bentley Harris]

Said like*

[Hudson Nguyen]

Is Rask elite again?

[Cooper Moore]

BIINLIIINNN

[Owen Wright]

JACKETS WIN

[Hunter Miller]

SETH JONES

ELITE

[Charles Nelson]

Kitkats are peepoo put yeah Rask seems to be in top form again

[Andrew Harris]

He probably wasn't able to pronounce his own name so that's what came out of his mouth when asked.

[Nicholas King]

>sallad bars

[Zachary Edwards]

Dustin Bayfugliyen

[Adam Scott]

Fug :DDD

[David Davis]

DALLAS ARABS

[Caleb Butler]

>blose

[Daniel Scott]

Dooga :DDD

[Mason Bennett]

>My Stars losing to the poo-jackets again

Kill me senpaitachi, why can't it be a comfy season like last year?
All those fucking injuries

[Leo Wright]

Granlund gonna finally break out this season, mark my words.

[Benjamin Hughes]

>Blue Jackets doing well
good, soon the entire north will be solid Hockey territory. Only Minnesota, Michigan, New York, and Massachusetts are under the influence, we demand more Northern states

[Nathan Campbell]

preds need more finn wingers salomaki isnt enough.

[Jonathan Ortiz]

he's a manlet, it's never going to happen.

[Easton Campbell]

Like all /hoc/ maymays, It's literally just one guy forcing it with a couple copycats.

[Jackson Rivera]

He a speed manlet now. Like Gaudreau ST.Poopie or Kane

[Asher Bell]

shitsconsin would be but they get cucked by having chiraq so close

[Jackson Turner]

Is he Cell key material?

[John Wood]

Delet this

[Robert Roberts]

dont forget zucc

[Lincoln Baker]

Oh, thank you then. Because google wasnt bringing up anything at all

[Samuel Allen]

>yfw Jackets would be a top5 team without Tortorella

[Juan Rivera]

>thinking google would know anything about super hip ultra obscure /hoc/ maæmæs

[Gavin Anderson]

Canada bros, I live in Utah which basically has like fuckin sharia laws when it comes to booze so I gotta go to government regulated liquor stores, and I got some molsons and im happy to say I enjoy the Official Canadian Beer of the National Hokkei League

[Christian Lee]

>mfw wild card playoffs this year

[Nathan Watson]

So does McDavid not have a set line anymore?

He seems to be on a new line every 2nd shift. I guess that's why the Oilers have been winning so much, because they're playing McDavid twice as much

[Adam Ward]

Afaik it's some abstract art thing created by this guy jellygummies.com/ and at some point a hoc memer picked it up.

[Noah Torres]

>not drinking Polygamy Porter
You fucked up son. You fucked up bad.

[Brayden Smith]

Rooting for you's breh.

t. other fag

[Austin Jones]

The coach went to the blender because the team was shit and was hoping to find a spark

[Julian Scott]

thanks

[John Peterson]

dont you have some kegs you should be lifting?

[Joshua Rodriguez]

>stick with whatever works
>not sticking with anything works

[Oliver Clark]

Wasatch is king, but my personal favorite is the Cutthroat Pale Ales from Uinta

[Christopher Cruz]

What?

[Brandon Morgan]

Moab makes some good stuff too. The beer scene down there isn't bad considering who runs the joint.

[Mason Sanders]

Let's go you Jackets

[Nathan Morales]

very true. despite the laws, at least we can get decent local stuff in the grocery stores. I grew up in Michigan and very used to liquor stores all over the place. Im out near Park City.

[Liam Long]

>not knowing /hoc/'s keg lifter that went to school for a degree in keg lifting

[Nicholas Stewart]

>government regulated liquor stores
We have this shit in Canada too, but we can buy beer at convenience stores all day before Midnight (or 3AM if you know the guy)

[Ayden Mitchell]

Sorry, I'm fresh from reddit :^)

[Brody Turner]

If the focus of the NHL wasn't growth then they would probably get a franchise but because the NHL wants to grow hockey in the Southeast and Southwest Wisconsin will probably never get a franchise.

I'm fine with the NHL trying to grow the league in Dixie as it would accelerate the fast growth of the sport nationwide but trying to grow it in Arizona (and by extension Nevada and New Mexico) is fucking retarded. They should put the Coyotes in Seattle once Hansen builds his stadium and they should put the Las Vegas team either in the Deep South where they can continue their dreams of hockey there or put them in an easy market (Quebec City or Halifax)

[Asher Thompson]

>all day

Every* day

[Thomas James]

>not living in the best province

Ironically it also has a major mormon presence with dry towns

[Brody Thompson]

>mfw the Islels get BTFO 6-1

>mfw they can't even afford to play in a real hockey arena

>mfw they have three AHL-calibre goalies

[Xavier Morgan]

>COILERS >COILERS >COILERS >COILERS >COILERS >COILERS
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[Levi Gonzalez]

>lose to the worst team in the league

>Coilers
>Good

[Isaiah Ross]

>ot starts
>scored on right away

Don't say "in canada" when you have no idea.

Never has there been beer sold in convienience stores around here. Only liquor stores

[Evan Campbell]

>LOSING
>TO FUCKING TORONTO
>BOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERSBOILERS

[Nathan Lopez]

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!! OILERS LOSE!!!

Get fucked LEafs playofss now!!!!!

[Lucas Foster]

>mcmeme in charge of not getting cucked by nazeem bin tal al allahu kadri all game
>mcmeme in charge of not getting styled on by a muzzie and losing his team the game

[Liam Wood]

depends on the province dumbass

[Henry Foster]

islels relocation when?
johnny t would look good in this, don't you think?

[Mason Murphy]

Wtf? Nashville fans told me Vescy was trash.

[John Young]

>OILERS

[Julian Moore]

>snes attendance so far
>17,618 - laffs
>18,195 - frogs
>11,061 - sparkledogs
>15,918 - publix sandwiches
>13,049 - whalers
>0 (ZERO) sellouts

Relocation to Milwaukee when?

[Daniel Taylor]

Yeah, no shit. So don't say "in canada" retard

[Ryan Bailey]

Maybe if you live in a cuck province like Ontario

[Henry Flores]

>nazeem in charge of thinking mcdavids stick is a detonator

[Anthony Flores]

>living in an overregulated shit province
LMAO BACKWARDS ASS HICKTOWN DETECTED

[Christian Harris]

in canada

retard

[James Robinson]

that would be interesting

Bettman would probably put the snes in New Mexico though, there is great potential for hockey in a barren desert it seems

[Brayden White]

Sens should be relocated to QC. Sorry pal.

[Owen Lewis]

Look mom!

[Robert Diaz]

you mean ontario?

[Christian Allen]

How about you try relocating to Ottawa first