>be american
>mum chops your dick off
Be american
>Americans put their foreskins in the fridge
>Be brit
>His ancestors colonized most of the world and their cuisine is still shit
>rabbi drinks the american's blood penis from a red cup
>Americans wear shoes when they shower
>Americans wear swimming shorts when they take a bath
@72289860
what a shit reply people, for the life of me i could not have thought of a shittier reply and i am VERY imaginative
absolutely tragic
>be American
>have penis cut
>number one nation
>Americans start to stop cutting of the penis
>America is starting to no longer be number one
Correlation I think not.
>be brit
>dad cuts your clit off
You have to go back to PEДДИT
>that tfw when no gf
i'm circumcised and i still have problems with smegma
literally what was the fucking point
Wash your dick everyday
I haven't had smegma since I was like 13
>smegma
literally never in my entire life
wash your fucking cocks you goddamn grotty cunts
>be canadian
>be the punchline of the earth
I clean it off, it's just that circumcision is supposed to "solve" the problem
Sue them.
>be American
>your money is put into the yank wank bank
independent.co.uk
pretty good. applies here too
why do americans snip their tip?
Americans keep their shoes on for a compensation.
no, circumcision was invented by religious fags to avoid masturbation
to feed the jewish overlords
>Bee British
>have teeth like OP
And we appreciate you goys
It's a real mystery honestly.
I think in large part it was due to that crazy cornflakes cunt that was anti masturbation and thought choppin ya cock would dissuade boys from havin a pull
...
I'm glad they cut my penis :)
good goy, it's not like you had a choice anyway :)
?!
Explain
Muslim joke. Only doomed countries will understand.
muzzies chop clits off their daughters to keep 'em pure, brits and frogs are currently experiencing cultural enrichment from some very diverse countries
>it's just that circumcision is supposed to "solve" the problem
It's not. It's a blatant lie. Circumcision solves literally no problems, it only creates new ones.
This.
Thank goodness I'm a CHI so Mr Goldberg didn't snip my tip
> she puts it in a freezer
That hurt friend :^(
Wow you must feel really cut about that
kek
>be american baby
>suck mummy's teets
>love mummy so much
>she goes to the kitchen drawer
>here the sound of metal screeching
>she has a cleaver in hand
>"above the toes and above the knees"
>"what my baby uses when he pees"
>"netanyahu commands and I obey"
>"what's between your legs must go away"
...
I was circumcised closer to my teen years so I know exactly what I am missing.
You were old enough to tell people to go fuck themselves. No excuse.
I didn't know I was being circumcised.
how didn't you know, wtf?
Mummy drugged his milk, didn't realise til it was too late.
They told him it was a handjob but as soon as he closed his eyes they brought up the knife
(((Americans)))
No one told me.
so you didn't get confused when they asked you to take your pants down?
or how about when they brought a knife to your dick?
are you dense
they must really put shit in the american tapwater fucking a
I was wearing a gown and I was gassed before the operation.
>hey sweetie we're going to the hospital and you're getting some surgery done
>alright I guess, hook me up senpai
It was a clinic, not a hospital, and I was never told anything.
>gassed
based america letting missing foreskin identify the goys
WHY
DIDN'T
YOU
ASK
fucking mongoloid
>be bong
>have the healthiest teeth in the world
>be burger
>remove functioning teeth because they may cause problems later
>Be Canadian
>
I was in elementary school.
did you/do you live with your biological parents
if yes, what's their excuse for doing this to their own flesh and blood?
I feel bad desu, sue your ma.
What the fuck am I reading?
I was in primary school as well m8, I think I would've been intelligent enough to ask a few questions after being whisked away to medical clinic, made to put on a gown, and forced to breathe in knockout gas, that shit doesn't just happen instantly, I'm sure there were a few moments you could have asked what was happening