> 5:00 AM
> alarm goes off
> get out of my double-king sized bed
> walk downstairs and microwave 5 “HUNGRY MAN” masculine testosterone burgers
> blend up my favorite protein powder
> turn on Fox and laugh at how liberal it is
> 5:30 AM
> Oh shit I’m gonna be late
> Get in my lifted Trump style AMERICAN MADE truck that gets 0.5 mpg
> TakeThatEcoFucks.jpg
> Go to gas station and fill up with some Premium American Freedom Liquid
> Only $5 a gallon thanks to President Trump’s incredible dealmaking
> Decide to get back in the car and continue driving
> Huge Truck Nuts swinging wildly in the breeze, have to remind myself how manly masculine I am
> See some idiot racist BLM eco protestors blocking the highway
> Deploy the TRUMP PORTABLE WALL and run them over
> Feels good to exercise my 1st amendment right by silencing people I don’t like
> MFW stupid liberal media will probably just report on how I killed people instead of all the good stuff I do for the world
> Feeling low on protein
> Pour some milk powder directly into my mouth
> 6:01
> Finally arrive at work
> Boss is livid at me for being one minute late
> Had to give up unions years ago because they infringe on our freedom
> Boss tells me I can keep my job, but my healthcare plan is terminated
> It’s OK, I don’t want obummercare. Prostate cancer heals itself, right?
> Start my shift and plunge into the coal mines God Trump has fought to protect
> Elevator cable snaps midway and we plunge into a free fall
> It’s okay, thank God we don’t have regulations hurting coal companies
> happy to die for my company
> plunge to my death
> mfw
5:00 AM
dubs dont lie.
>mfw
>picture of a truck
Well? What's your face faggot?
at least live in Eurabia
>Projecting your lack of masculinity onto those which think and live differently than you, and demonizing them in the process.
OP, become better than you are now, there is still time to make changes in your life.
Wow that is super cringe I'm embarrassed for you. What a faggot
made me lol
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Fucking libtards. Seriously...prevent me from getting somewhere with your micro-aggression bullshit and I'l give you something macro to think about.
this, kek
.... u just see the truck... read you faggot
>$5
Fucking overpriced wtf Trump can't even get cheap gas smh
lol fucking kill yourself
fuck yeah america
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nice equivalency! perhaps you should take some economics
my lackluster understanding of high school economics makes me better than you: the post
t. econ major
>that Macintosh SE
not funny.
Curious, did they teach you about the French Revolution and why it happened in high school? Or did they miss that? Don't worry, Devos is totally going to improve that situation.
Deport liberals
nice pivoting. really made me think...
bump
>not understanding the connection
Fr. Rev is an important example in macro economics. And if you didn't learn about it in high school, maybe it's a sign our public education isn't doing too well. Devos is now in charge of that situation. BUT WAIT I'M PIVOTING AWAY TO DISTRACT YOU
Fucking right wing idiots.