ITT: We fix the language of the poster above

ITT: We fix the language of the poster above

remove genitive and replace every particle with "wo"

remove all cases

Just use english

replace every vowel with 'i'

'winna fight mi, cint?'

do you slavshits even have a language

Umm, umm.. Abolish it and use something useful, like German

Take the stick out out your arse and talk normal English

Go full Anglish and oust all outlandish traits from the wordstock.

>Refresca
>Refresco
Stop always having 2 versions of a word, HAVE ONE

This. Remove outlandish words from every tongue.

Stealth rare

Remove the th sound

Get rid of all the meme tenses

Fuck articles

STEALTH RARE

T B H

United Britain and EU???

Britain looks so ugly from that direction

That map really roasts my old almonds if you know what I mean

Too many case form

Speak french, you fucking niakoué

fuck you and your gay accent

Less syllables/shorter sentences please.

Make it a bit more different from Danish

pronounce the ends of words

did you even have a language

to be fair, it's perfect the way it is

they stole our language

it sounds really flamboyant

>stole our language xDDDDDD

I have no complaints about yours, but do try and fix those ruskie heavy cities