ITT: We are workers at the world trade center. The date is 9-11-01

ITT: We are workers at the world trade center. The date is 9-11-01.

>1st dubs means the first plane hits
>2nd dubs means the second plane hits
>3rd dubs means the first tower collaspses
>4th dubs means the second tower collaspses

Can someone deliver this package of jet fuel to todd on the 12th floor

It sure is a booming economy.
Prices are high and the stock market is soaring.

sure thing there John. do you need that for 2nd tower too?

Yeah you can just put it by that unmeltable steel beam

This is Tel Habib from 44th floor. Can bring some up here too?

This line at the unemployment office is so long!
It sure does suck that my place of work was blown up two months ago!

Do you guys ever wonder what would happen if a plane crashes here?

You know what? I'm going to top floor today. I wanna get a nice view from this establishment I work at.

Welcome to the world trade center.
The economy is good. Here is one job.

I sure don't like the sight of that airplane over there!

that would never happen anyway

but jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Makin money $$$

This is some quality 2001 240p porn.

I'm so depressed. I think I'll end my life after safely exiting the tower by elevator right now.

The fuck I supposed do here again? File papers n' shit?

Hey, EVERYONE, I'm a psychic. I've been working here for years, and I just now started to have a bad feeling about all of this. You have to get out now, or you're all going to die. Trust me, please.

whats the deal with airline food

There is someone names Mohamed on the 3rd floor his jacket is awfully suspicious big

Man I sure hope we don't get hit by a plane today, I'm gonna get laid tonight.

Your insane Man Just relax

Has anyone seen Lucky Larry? He's already late

I wanna be the pilot.

Okay, here I am in the street. Just looking one last time at the beautiful view that is the North tower.

Shut the fuck up. You clearly just trying fake us for money.

I cant nigga I will get fired!

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HOLY SHIT A PLANE JUST HIT THE TOWER

But what about trips?

Organize my porn, the CEO of Two Pink One Stink Inc.

Fuck off, Percy. No one cares about your melodramatic predictions. You've been wrong 25 years in a row.

Anyone else here that big explosion?!?!?!?!

Oh god thank god these beams are made of unmeltable steel

OH SHIT THERES TWO FUCK

I hate my job

Hah! Like anything bad is going to happen today! Crazy motherfucker..

I fucking TOLD you. You should have listened.

AAAHH WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED WOW IS- THAT IS THAT A PLANE WOW--

THER'ES A SAND NGIGER EVERYBODY RUN! SAND NIGGER IN THE BUILDING!

NIGGA THE STAIRS ARE ON FIRE!!

yeah good thing this tower will never fall

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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oh shit dis bad

THERE GOES A TOWER.

HOLY SHIT THE BUILDING'S COLLAPSING! I THOUGHT THESE BEAMS WERE UNMELTABLE

allahu akbar

Everyone calm down! We should be fine as long the helicopters can pick us up on the top floor! How's about everyone follow me up there?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

wtf is going on??

call bush quick!

RIP EVERYONE

rip

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gg

we're all dead

/thread

/thread

FUCK THE OTHER TOWER SUCCUMBED TO GRAVITY

fuck I'm still alive

this one aswell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

that was the second tower, tard.
Shut up, you're dead.

/thread

thanks for goofs guys!!!

tfw the first tower collapses

"Huh. Hey honey! Look on TV! Someone flew a plane into the Twin Towers! Good thing I skipped work today, huh?"

first tower collapses now

shit my brother works in the first tower I hope he has time to get out

OH LAWDY OH JESUS OH JESUS WHAT OH GOD GET OUT RUN RUN AAAH OH JESUS

Anyone else hot in the building?

MY GOD THE FIRST TOWER JUT FELL

I'm not american, but on this 9th of November 2001 I am wondering why planes keep trying to hit where the towers were and how these bodies keep falling out of the ghosts of buildings and nearly hitting us cleanup contractors at ground zero. :)P

What a lovely thread.

September 11th, 2001, buddy. America uses a different date format, so for us, 9/11/2001 is September 11th, not November 9th.

wtf was that?

im so glad i took the day off today man

Thank Alla I work on the ground floor!

Idk i did have chipotle for lunch and my tummy does hurts

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