Virgin thread
Age?
Why haven't you gotten laid?!?!?!?
ill start
19
because i am a beta male who literally doesn't understand how to pick up women and shit (or use tinder). i went all throughout my high school and college years so far without blowjob or anything. i will probably die a virgin because of autism
i'm 23 and still am a virgin
Because I'm an autistic fat fuck with no life and bad social skills
Also from a small town so options are limited
22
Too obsessed with online games and never leave the house. I get some online girls but my only experience with sex is cybering cause I'm too beta to go out and walk up to some random girl on the street and start a conversation
>Age?
21
>Why haven't you gotten laid?
I can't talk to people and it takes me awhile to warm up to people.
i am pretty much at the point where i can't even get omegle girls to show tits, i have reached that autism level whichever it is
Im 17, and because high school girls are retarded and i wanna bust a nut in someone i actually care about. I have made out with a few chicks tho, got oral a bunch from my last ex.
Im too beta to go on a chat site like Omegle and get on cam. I only go to text-based places and if I'm lucky, I can get a Skype to do it with them. After a few months, move up to pictures then videos. One day I hope to reach a stage where I can see a live girl.
there is hope for you user. my current gf was a virgin at 21. she was a junior, senior in college when we had sex. she was waiting for the right time. so glad I am with her instead of a sloot.
fwiw she would have dropped the panties of I were a virgin as well. you can do it , just meet a nice girl in the library or something.
19. Never had a relationship in the first place and the guys I like are way out of my league. Basically I'm too picky to pick a guy and too ugly, fat and unfeminine to be picked by the guys I want
i know this feel all too well
Are you me?
Do what I did, move to Tokyo and find yourself a westerner loving Jap
Only reason I stay one is because I want to become like fucking gandolf.
did u actually? fuck
I don't even know how to talk to girls.
How do i even know she is one.
22
because I'm ugly, introverted, and socially awkward
I'm 22 now I lost my virginity when I was 20. I was a pussy all throughout high school and but since I lost my virginity I fucked at least 30 bitches
>Fat Westerner in Japan
>You're fucking disgusting
This must be a myth...
Go to your local pub faggot.
Nah, they like foreigners cause they're exotic over there. They see so many of their own kind there all the time so when they see a white dude its like a unicorn.
Guess I'm moving then... In 5 years when I get the education and money to afford living there since they're more racist and expensive than the US
18
I have, a few times. Want a tip? Go to a party and get drunk and just start talking to girls. I'm a huge asshole and a sperge when I'm sober but go full Chad once I drink. Girls like the vulnerability and honesty and eventually one will even make out with you, well if you look partway decent. If you're at least a 6/10 with a decent physique and in a popular clique then you'll have no problem. If you're ugly, autistic all the way around, and refer to yourself as a "nice guy" you might as well get out your spell book, you fat fucking virgin. Now I'm gonna go talk to my hot gf that you sperge lords couldn't get either
the real question is where do i find a party with some 18 year old chicks
i second this ^^^
also fucking nice trips!
*bows in honor
It's a lie. They're in clubs at 18. Only 15 year olds go to parties to drink
They're not that racist. A touch xenophobic maybe, but if you take the time to understand the culture and show them you're not just some douchebag tourist they'll warm up to you. Same goes for any country really.
Ok, where are the parties with 15 year old chicks? I don't care, just asking for a friend.
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enjoy your ban friendo :^)
Uhm it's alot easier if you're in high school. So when I was a freshman and a sophomore I was still autistic but managed to get athletic, therefore slightly more sociable among other athletes. Then I worked out more and got better looking, talked to girls online to boost my confidence, and slowly worked my way up to real girls. Lost my virginity (which I know regret cause the bitch was a fat ugly roastie) but still it's something, junior year I started talking and taking classes with more popular and generally funnier and nicer people. Sperges on here constantly say how popular Chad's and Stacy's are monsters, but they're genuinely the coolest people you'll ever meet. I got close with these people, found a few friends cause I have a funny personality, went to some parties, made out with alot of girls I can't even remember half of. I also got more confident when I was sober, and found a beautiful gf. Unfortunately when you actually like a Chad when you're drunk you do stupid shit and ended up fucking another girl and cheating on my gf. Can't even remember doing half of it (secretly I found the chick hot af but still, I cheated). But she took me back anyways. But I digress, if you've already graduated, idk hit up some old highschool friends, grow a personality and a backbone. Don't be anxious about shit, invite a friend out for drinks and catch up on shit. Don't sperge out, just relax. Make some friends among people you graduated with, or people where you work or people in your classes at college. Don't be afraid to talk to people and don't be awkward
That's not true either, senior parties are the best in highschool. And because of the beauty of community colleges, many college freshman are still friends with highschool seniors so you also go to alot of college parties at 18
18This
Holy fuck, nobody asked for a fucking essay.
Tl;dr
Maybe small towns are different. My highschool has a graduating class of like 70 kids. The nearest club is over an hour away. Maybe it's just easier for us to get drunk and play beer pong at one of our rich friends houses.
what city u in nigga?
Fine
Tl;Dr start small, you're not gonna go out tomorrow and fuck if you've never even been to a party. Grow your confidence, talk to people, stop being anxious, and go to some parties. Also fix your fat slob appearance, first impressions last
13 she initiated and was same age. Also get laid every day because I'm not faggot and can talk to women.
69 confirms it you are Chad
Night club is all people go to here, cos it's connected to the point so they can start drinking as early as 6 pm and finish at 3, shots too dear for me
Highschool kids party at college. College kids party at clubs. High school parties are filled with kids. No one wants to party with pros their own age, they go places where older people are at.
If you want to find a specific group, go up one level.
Pub not point MB*
The way we do it out in bumfuck country is we plan to party at someone's house, usually a rich friend with parents who aren't there or don't care. We either use parents alcohol or buy our own through an older brother or something. Start drinking at about 7 or so and keep going until you pass out. Then we all wake up and recount our expiriences from the night. Last party I was sort of raped by a girl but also kinda in it and cheated on my gf. I'm done with drinking for a bit I like making out and fucking random sluts at parties but I love my gf too much
CHAD GTFO
Yeah my friends went to senior parties while still in year 9
I'm probably the furthest from being the stereotypical jock. It's all about confidence. The biggest turnoff in the world for a woman is insecurity.
22
No regrets. The majority of the relationships I've seen have fallen apart in the most fantastically horrible ways, and I have no interest in one night stands.
I love partying with people my own age. These are friends I've grown up around though so it's fun. Also I'm wild when I drink so everyone finds me funny
Ofcourse, best thing to happen to me, now I'm in a stable relationship, losing weight and I'm generally feeling much better about myself.
You're projecting again, user.
Nope, it is all real. It is weird, but real.
lost it at 24. reason, was unable to talk to women. alcohol played a big part. but i havent been laid in a few years, so its like im a virgin again.
Yeah my friend died and people.found out he was cheating on his girlfriend with his best friend's girl friend so his best friend tried to hang himself, fuck that noise.
That's pretty true, especially at parties. Find a girl as drunk as you are, compliment them, start talking, and get closer. I always found if you get closer and touch them and they don't try to get away or make distance, they're dtf or at least make out. Hasn't failed me yet, some guys gotta learn to initiate
jeezus christ you are a god, how the fuck, do you do that? like just get plane ticket to japan, and fuck bitches"?
18 never been in a relationship because I haven't found anyone that seems to meet the simple criteria of having an IQ above 60 and is genuinely interested in me not just for what I have I also believe that sex is just overhyped by the conglomerate of social media and that it should be about physical attraction but emotional attraction.
I was 19 when i lost my virginity.
Im not fat or ugly, especially when i was 19, i had a good body and worked out 3 times a week.
And my face was a 7/10.
I had kissed like 8 girls, fingered 4 of them, got a blowjob from 2 girls and eaten a girl out once for a few minutes.
But for some reason i was never able to seal the deal.
Then when i was 19 i decided that trying the "nice guy, boyfriend" shit wasnt working so i went to a night club and picked up a gril who was 6/10 at best but she had massive tits and let me eat ass.
Now i have a gf and get laid at least once a week.
I dont agree with ops pic. 20 isnt the point of no return, and yu dont have to be a fat autismo loser to be a 20yo virgin.
Id say 25 is pretty bad but 30 is the point of no return.
Some people like me just get unlucky
It's literally sticking your dick in a vagina. If anything you over hype it with that "emotional connection" shit. Not every fuck is gonna connect you to someone on an emotional level.
Okay for the non virgins here, or anyone who hasn't gone all the way yet, how great is eating a girl out? Due to years of internet I'm so desensitized that I have nasty and weird sexual attractions, one of which is the weird sort of salty almost sour taste of a pussy. Last pussy I ate out the girl had alot of curtain to it, I could suck it and stretch it out over and inch from the pussy. I love my gf but damn sometimes I miss fucking. My gf had some bad sexual experience and she's uncomfortable with sex and even though we are moving closer holy fuck I need to eat a pussy soon or I'm gonna fucking kms
"sex is just overhyped by the conglomerate of social media and that it should be about physical attraction but emotional attraction."
you will remain a virgin your entire life with an attitude like that
Well, you know there are friends with benefits relationships?
I am already in one and is the most comfortable and amazing thing ever if none of you "grow attached" of each other, you are just friends who ocasionally go out, eat, whatever, do friends stuff but also have sex when they need it.
It's wonderful when you find someone to match this kind of friendship. At least it's perfect for me because I don't want any relationship for now (21 year old finishing college).
Sad thing is that this girl has a boyfriend, we fuck and all but sometimes I feel bad for the poor idiot.
19
Well, it's weird. I mean of course i want to have sex but when I'm talking to a girl, I feel so lazy to try anything. As if I wanted for them to come to me by their own. Am i just retard or does anyone feel the same?
Exactly. That's like the kids who didn't go to prom because they said prom was stupid but really couldn't find a date
28
I don't like people and they don't like me. I stopped trying 10 years ago and I don't really care.
>19
My hand is enough for me, so I don't care.
i didn't go to prom and im still a virgin so it's true for me
Stopped trying at 18? Wow what a sad sack of shit
Prom is kinda boring sometimes anyways, and it's not guaranteed youre gonna fuck there. The only people who fuck are boyfriends and girlfriends, and then friends with benefits
No I'm not sad at all.
A sack of shit though, you got me there.
I just applied for a visa, packed a suitcase and changed my savings into yen. I booked two weeks in a hotel and then just found work and an apartment from there.
25
Various factors ranging from autism to area (rural Alabama). These days I rarely leave the house except to check the mail.
Don't you have a cousin or a toothless black chick you could fuck?
Nope. All my cousins are married (not that I'm into them) and I'd be too beta for the black chick, toothless or not.
I was a virgin till I was 18 years old I started going out drinking (britfag) decide to give actual advice instead of fucking with you
>Was fat
>Lost a bunch of weight still chubby but no longer overweight
>if you actually go out and socialise it's easier unless you're a huge autistic
>you'll also notice if grills like you over time and actually understand what flirting is while you jealously watch your friends get laid
>If you go for stupendously self conscious woman or ones that want a relationship do not expect one night stand
> Look for a slut that wants a one night stand if this is what you want and if you like one that likes you don't be a pussy and make small talk like a pathetic cunt
>Just go for it don't be a fat autist should work out nicely
It's not that hard to move to Japan user
And it's even easier to find a Jap lady who loves westerners for 'obvious reasons'.
They like it even more if you wear a Military uniform
>Get nazi uniform
>move to japan
>wear in clubs
>get lit
>phuc bitches
>???
>prophet
>be me
>be 16
>bf is an otaku weirdo WoW obsessed engineering student that is too shy to let me touch his boxers
>love my bf
19
Was morbidly obese for almost all of my life. Up until I started losing weight, I weighed more than 370lbs. Now I'm in fairly good shape after losing a ton of weight. I am also 6'5".
This past week, I bought a dozen of roses for the girl I became friends with in my government class this past semester.
Valentine's day comes, and I have the roses ready. I walk in to class, and she is gone. She gives back after some time, and sits on the opposite side of the room. She purposefully wouldn't even look at me the entire time. She gets up before class is even dismissed, and leaves.
There is more, but I'm not sure I want to get into that this second.
Yep, they give you the succ and get the ducc
36. Strange fetishes and social anxiety lead to no relationships. After watching some of my friends have kids, I don't think I care anymore.
moar!!!
I am 2 years old and I am still a virgin.
should I rape my classmate, Suzy?
24
Just went on a date for the first time. I'm baffled that an 8 is allowing herself to be seen with a 4 (me). If she doesn't realize I'm autistic, smelly, have dandruff, bad posture, hairy, anger issues, no stable income, no friends, then maybe I have a chance? I do have a 7 incher that might help.
29
I never cared about sex. What I want is a serious relationship. Unless I can see spending the rest of my life with that person I don't want to have sex with them.
I only ever met one woman who I could see being with but she already had a boyfriend.
How did you get a date? I've never had one.
7 inches is way under the average. You should be worried, my dick is 92.2 inches long (pic related) and even I am 0.8 inches below average. You won't be able to pleasure her, user.
24, not even kissed someone.
wtf do you do on a date? and how the fuck did u get the balls to leave your room?
>dick is literally shorter than the diameter of your balls
How embarrassing.
24.only made out with a girl in high school. I'm not a bad looking guy, just a little fat. I've been going to the gym to help with my depression but damn. Reading this has made me even sadder. Between work and school, I don't really have time for anything, Thought about getting an escort but I'm too scared. I've literally blown every single chance I've had with a girl. Young Gandalf, signing out.
It was a blind date set up by my coworker. I think she actually had a good time though. I know I did even though we didn't kiss or nothing.
my dubs prove it too
I don't know that meme but good on ya bud.
But honestly it is 7 inches. Only when fully hard though. I thought average was like 5.5?
that's what I mean when I said I was below average
lol the reason i will never get laid is because my dick is literally 3-4 inches hard, feels fucking bad man. plus alll the porn i watch probably fucks with my brain and shit. idk wtf the average is, but im definitely way fucking below it lol
I just took a screen shot of the game "corruption of heroes". I was able to get my character's dick up to 92.2 inches. after getting it that big my character was physically incapable of having sex with any women since it was too big.
Real talk user, I watched like 10+ youtube videos and read like 20 articles on dating. Then listened to gangster rap to boost my ego for like an hour a day and 2 hours before the date. I just thought fuck it what's the worst that can happen? I went in all alpha and it kinda worked I think.
the average is 5.6
Final Bell rings, I ended up giving the flowers to a friend, and she said they were nice. Go out to the parking lot. Get in my car, she parked right across from me. I am pissed beyond it all. Spun my tires on the exit. Go home and chop down a tree because fuck nature. Next day, she skipped the morning study group, and I don't see her the rest of the day. Leave early and it the road to nowhere. After 2 or 3 hours of hard driving, she texts me.
I've never measured my dick before. should I?
fuuuuck, i guess i will keep fapping until i die, or grow the balls to call and escort so i can experience sex once before i die.
Do it. Right now. Post results.
Well that size might not help you keep a girl, but it can't stop you from getting laid because if she's already decided to fuck you then she probably won't back out after seeing it. I watch porn almost every day, I'm fucked.