Make your choice.
Make your choice
The nigger and Jim Carrey. The nigger is obviously a nigger so he's intimidating and will scare away the others. And Jim Carrey I'm pretty sure is a total fucking lunatic so he'd keep me safe.
Chappelle and Sandler
Chapelle is jacked now and Sandler looks like he can take a punch.
>Sandler looks like he has taken a few punches.
FTFY
If you pick anyone other than seinfield, you're a fucktard. That dude is loaded with money, more money better protection.
the nig cuz he gon nig
an da biatch cuz she gon gime infinit secks helfcare
No seriously i was about to say Chappelle and Carey but
Summed it up bretty well
Seinfeld and Carrey.
dudes have so much fucking money to hire protection I'd be safe from the fucking Russians let alone a few stoners and Sarah palin
Not how this shit works. They all have phones to call the cops too...
Colbert and Sandler
Just listening to either of them still trying to be relevant and funny will make the other four kill themselves
Chapelle and Seinfeld.
The others are all either extreme leftists afraid of violence, or Adam Sandler. So I'd be safe.
Hasn't Jim carray played riles where he is actually protecting ppl? Like me myself and Irene?
2nd one is hard to pick. Adam Sandler 2nd to nuts but chapel prob had connections to actual thug shit.
Jim Carrey is the fucking Mask. That's all I need.
Dave Chappelle and Jim Carrey, easy.
Sandler cant even make a good movie what good do you will think he will be trying to kill you? So if you don't take Sandler it is pretty much 2 trying to protect you and 3 trying to kill you.
The only correct answer is Dave and Jim.
welp, looks like we are all on the same page
Dave Chappelle because he's black and Jim Carrey because he has Xenu watching over him
none of them would protect me
and only one of them would make me laugh
nigger you are racist i can personally confirm he came up from silver spring out by dc and his parents where political af and put him in art school
colbert is getting higher ratings right now than fallon. he's pretty relevant kiddo.
Ye.
I mean, at this point Jim Carrey probably thinks all the shit he did in movies are real. I just want to see Jim Carrey in green facepaint charging Jerry Seinfeld while attempting to spin around like a top.
i was going to say Chapelle and Tina because theres a chance the other four wont fight a woman (mainly colbert being a lefty cuck) but after reviewing anons opinions in this thread Ill go Chapelle and Carrey
This obviously
Jerry and Jim all the way
Imagine if Jim wanted to kill you anyways
Fucking hilarious i had the same response. Exact train of thought too. I imagined Jim Carrey from "The Mask".
They all have money though, I'm mostly wondering what Seinfeld personally brings to a fight
>airline tickets maybe?
If anything, Sandler probably has the most money. You'd be surprised how much that fucking guy gets paid to be in a movie.
as much as his newer films suck ass im sure he still makes bank of them
for a one time fight I would choose chapelle and sandler. because of happy gilmores swing and obvious nig.
For long time constant protection seinfeld carrey. Plus they are funnier than rest by miles.
me jim n dave will fuck them cunts up
dave and adam, /thread
is Jim Carrey still funny these days?
colbert and sandler
colbert has captain americas sheild and frodo's sword, and sandler is fucking nuts
he might not be super funny anymore but his impressions are top notch which is way more timeless than just acting like a manchild like sandler
Fuck your shit. I'm taking Kevin James and Ed O'Neill.
Kevin James has legit MMA skills and Ed O'Neill is a Gracie BJJ black belt. Plus, Kevin James is buddies with Bas Rutten, and no one fucks with Bas Rutten.
Dave and Colbert. Easy.
easy:
Seinfeld and Jim Carey
Seinfeld will put the others to sleep with his shit comedy... then Jim Carey will eat them.
jerry seinfeld, adam sandler
>they're jews, the zionists will protect me
exactly
Jerry Seinfeld and Jim Carrey because I want to die
Colbert + Carrey
implying this isn't a jidf shill thread
the only correct answer is Jim Carrey, because he is not a kike, and the nigger, because niggers are not subversive.
Go back to /pol retard.
Carrey and Sandler. Any other combo would lose. Sandler is a beefy Jew and Carrey is a psychopath
I was going to say the nig and Carrey, but then after clicking the thumbnail I realise the nig is Chapelle and not Srgt. Roakes from Dexter.
I'm going to go with Seinfeld and Jim.
Seinfeld has Jew money and connections, and Carrey just because he is fucking insane. Probs figure out how to turn a frog and a rock into a gun.
>jews
>protecting you
Pick the 2 jews obviously.
Underrated post
Need a reference on that, I've heard otherwise but I hope it's true
Jim Carrey and Dave Chappelle. Dave because we could all smoke a bowl after we kill the rest and Jim Carrey because I grew up loving that man's comedy and it would crush me if my favorite comedian wanted to kill me and I had to kill him. I'd only feel slightly bad about killing Colbert since I disagree with him hugely on politics but still find him funny.
Protect me: Jim Carey because he looks like a psycho, Chapelle because he's from the hood, and Adam Sandler seems like a good punching bag.