Best cure for bad constipation... I literally haven't shit for 6 days now.
Best cure for bad constipation... I literally haven't shit for 6 days now
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have you tried laxatives? eat more foods with nonsoluble fiber
Go pop some Dulcolax with a brimming goblet of polyethylene glycol, you geriatric
Ginko, laxatives, fiber foods, liquid meals
In 24 hours you'll be emptier than a bucket with a hole in it
I heard you wont be constipated anymore if you kill yourself
drink lots of water. you might just be dried up in there.
No lie bro. Drink your own piss.
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Take a shit. Man it out you fucking faggot.
greek yogurt with honey and pecans.
Stick a pipe up your bumhole and push a little warm water in.
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this is pretty much your only option OP you just took a shit in the form of this thread so congratulations
fuck
Just drink coffee.
go to the pharmacy or grocery store and buy a Fleet enema. You will feel gay as fuck using it but you will take your monster shit within 30 minutes. stay near the toilet because when that train starts coming down the tracks you wont be able to stop it. clenching your cheeks as you try to run to the toilet cant match the pressure that mud plug is coming out with.
Prune Juice does the trick.
prune juice and advil... make sure that you don't have anything to do all day
Your colon cannot repel 16 ounces of the warrior's drink. Works in less than twenty minutes.
t. once constipated for five days
dubs speaks the truth. nearly ODs on immodium during a bout of food poisoning and didnt shit for 6 days. that enema had me shitting out cannonballs within 15 minutes
Magnesium citrate and at least a liter or two of water. Your shit logs will fly out of your ass like riding Splash Mountain.
enema only works if the blockage is near the end of the large intestine
prune juice ftw
thats not true. at all.
Fuckin' hell ...this. Make sure to get the liquid kind you drink. You will learn the meaning of the word "shit."
Dude... I'm speaking from experience.
Absurd amounts of absurdly strong coffee and several bowls of wheat bran.
nice dub dubs. but so am i. exlax, ducolax, and prune juice did nothing after my immodium overdose. that fleet enema damn near blew me off the toilet in 20 minutes.
holy shit that bitch is crazy