You walk into McDonald's and see this

You walk into McDonald's and see this

What do you do?

Tell her you'll give the super sized order

ask her to take her dick out

>Do you come with the meal?

turn 360 degrees and walk away

take a picture with her, get her autograph, and thank her for her time

Ignore her for the severe lack of tits

tell her d rose is gonna be the first mvp to never make the hall of fame

>Hi!
>are you done ordering?
>good because I need to get my McGrub on

"D Rose, huh? Heh. Cool. Well, see ya later."

start eating my McFur Burger

what must be done

that poor little fucker. I don't what I'd do if I had such shit genetics as that guy.

>no curves
>fake tan
>dyed hair
>shit fashion sense
>bulls "fan"
Is this supposed to be hot?

Patiently wait in line for my turn to order.

Maybe he's a little kid?

Ask myself what the fuck am I doing here, tell her that's she's a disgusting fatass and leave.

order a couple mcgangbangs and some fries then peace out

just act normally, go about my business like there wasn't a whore attention whoring for attention at the counter

call my gf after and tell her i love her just because


>inb4 leaf

The "thank you" looking up really gets me

Ask her if she'd like to share my Quarter Pounder.

ask her how much

if the price is reasonable, pay and fornicate

When will they learn?

wonder what the fuck im doing not going through the drive thru

I'm not a nigger so I don't visit McDonald's or any fast "food" joints for that matter.

that would make a god porno opening scene.

oh you

where do you drive to get food past midnight?

>Americans in charge of math

Go to KFC and get a streetwise combo for 6.95

Freshcunt

the sad thing is he's decent to good looking, he's just a massive manlet

Jordie could do it

Based goosey