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fuck off

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Is it safe?

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whats all this then

need an italian gf

Touched a girl's thigh once, with her permission.

>match qt on tinder
>we talk for ages and gets on well
>asks for my WhatsApp and asks to meet up
>suddenly never talks to me again
Ah yes crushing loneliness

scandalous

What if we claim in the OP that this is the 1 meta thread that's allowed on the board, would that bypass Jannys thread control?

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Good lad

really want a ford ka

>ANOTHER Scottish referendum

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this is it right? right lads...? right.......???

Financial compensation, perhaps?

the male gaze is fake news

we are biologically programmed to do this

tim worked at a jewish american summer camp

youtube.com/watch?v=p3eIoamzAd4&feature=youtu.be

Marvin's Room by Drake is the best RnB song of the last 10 years.

I'll sell you my Clio mate

not ruddy likely

see you in 3 days lads

What's wrong with going out with single women if their children are still infants

hm.....

Janny ought to fuck off and just let us create a /new/ every 300 posts

300 is the natural point for creating a new thread, hence why people do it

Would be a lot less bother if he just went back and deleted the old thread

Stop interfering with the free market for thread creation

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Tim truly is a fascinating specimen

Can someone link the original tweet where the picture of Deano came from, please

where you going?

I've finally found a working way to wean myself off continuously snacking lads.

Keep well stocked with snack foods, but ONLY THE FLAVOURS YOU DETEST.

With the chocolate mint bar and the pickled onion crisps ever within reach I haven't touched a snack food in a month.

wouldn't mind selling the current vehicle and getting one of these

yeah but why isn't there a female gaze? they also look at potential sexual candidates in order to evaluate them. what i'm saying is, can i look at a woman without it contributing to toxic masculinity/rape culture etc?

got an aesthetic thick willy

he doesn't have any power that way

I avoid doing so all the time. I'm going to receive sexual compensation at some point for this right??

Does Timothy Byrne have autism or something

Why is he so strange

prove it

>believing Denaux came from a "tweet"
oh I am laughing

fucked a 48 year old woman who had an 18 year old son the other week

not my proudest moment

going to need at least 5 photographics proofs of this

Fellini is a top notch director.

got to be a ka

He's an Israeli sleeper agent

Vinay is a Hamas operative tasked with launching a counter operation against him

The plot thickens

>he doesn't like mint chocolate
>he doesn't like pickle onion crisps
HOWLING

I think really /brit/ just needs to have its own board.

What shall I watch lads?

>Gummo
>The Killing Fields (Seen before tbqh)
>Fallen Angels (Chinese, subbed)
>The White Ribbon (German, subbed)
>F for Fake

it's a bit on the small side though (hence i didn't mention length)

he said the PHOTO of Deano esq. you fucking busticket

why mate

Cromwell was a hero. Fuck monarchy

Republic of England soon.

Let's see yer dick

motorbike rides in the dark are comfy as fuck
anyone want owt from spar?

then take a pic of the width without the length next to a ruler pls x

walk in ur bedroom
see this

If you live in the area covered by this screencap, there's a high likelihood of you being a top lad

the footy, you fucking ponce

why don't you just not buy snacks, or buy bananas or something
bananas are on sale right now

it did, i remember it clearly.
i think he is some MLB player and the caption read something like "about that red carpet life"

I think the NHS must have finally given tim some drugs

held a girls hand once
she asked me to do it

S****horpe

sometimes moms and dads fall outta love

fuck off benders.

cuz

haha shut up gayboy

*uses your teeth to scrub the barnacles off of the Royal Yacht Britannia*

is it more masculine to fuck my girlfriend right now or watch the footy?

I am a bender and want to see your aesthetic dick that you're bragging about

Barnstaple lad myself

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do people really wipe their arses back to front

Guildford mentioned

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not gay, just interested

Shan't be encouraging homos (they should be hanged)

>my girlfriend
No one believes you, Ahmed.

What should this young neet do today?

DEVON

Wales was for leave

you first homo

fair enough mate

eating some pizza lads

>lad I know is giving it large on facebook saying scotland need to fuck off because they contribute nothing to the UK
>he's from Wales

was born just to the east of where the pic ends

feeling a depression

got proof for both you fuck but won't give it to you on principle of you being a cunt

Nope

nobody was talking about homos and yet you bring them up

you're obsessed with homos

THEREFORE

you're a poofta

who are you quoting

Why did those islands in Ireland vote?
Also, Wales and lots of the North West voted for Brexit

so you want to see some well hung gayboys?

i live on that edge mate

I have a small willy and it's making me sad

What are you getting upset for?

god save the queen

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