Which actress caused your first boner/celebrity crush?
Pic related and yes I'm an old bastard.
Which actress caused your first boner/celebrity crush?
Easton Turner
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Isaac Brown
Snap.
Charles Brown
...
Ian Gray
Who?
Leo Cox
Either JLo back when she was a Fly Girl or...
Jordan Sullivan
...
Samuel Hill
Ditto - also grew up watching Labyrinth.
Chase Morris
Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies. I'm a weird guy.
Ryder Anderson
Alexis beldel is Mexican
Zachary White
...
Liam Foster
Really?? [spoiler]sarah silverman? [/spoiler]
Landon Campbell
If that is Sarah Silverman, kill yourself.
Lucas Anderson
...
Kayden Powell
Fuck off, faggot.
Adam Rogers
...
Christopher Howard
for you, user
Brody Johnson
...
Isaiah Baker
I crushed on her so hard, secretly. Best movie.
Jayden Morris
...
Luis Howard
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Andrew Foster
>Lava Girl
Real name is Taylor Dooley, but I just found out myself.
You could say I was... Hot for her.
Leo Edwards
I find Jews sexy
Jose Barnes
Man, that never starts being funny.
Grayson Wright
...
Colton Flores
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Thomas Perez
>Libcuck detected.
Andrew Evans
...
Angel Morales
I'm way older than you.
I saw Tommy when it was released in the theaters
This scene gave me a diamond cutter
Ryan Lopez
Heyden Panettiere, i tugged my little weiner to this sex demon so many fucking times, when the tv show "heroes" was still a thing.
Fuck man those were the days
Camden Murphy
...
Julian Reed
Sheeeeiiiit nigga forgot the pic
Jayden Myers
...
Ethan Carter
...
Jayden Ward
Tara strong
Jose King
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Oliver Brown
...
Charles Foster
...
Cameron Robinson
Wat, what is this from.
Blake Hall
Mmmm...Tara Strong.
Angel Smith
...... This is a little disturbing.
Sebastian Martinez
...
Grayson Gonzalez
Kerri Green in goonies. Hell, I'd fuck the shit out of her now.
Angel Bailey
...
Ethan Phillips
All i see is ron from harry potter
Grayson Reed
...
Matthew Rodriguez
Lucy fucking liu
Luis Lee
That's because you like ginger boys.
Brody Turner
I kinda dug it. I certainly remember feeling bad for him like I did for Paul Hogan having to drool over that three foot long ass scene in Crocodile Dundee.
Daniel Fisher
I was way too old for her to be my first boner but damn she still looks good in elementary.
Connor Perez
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Jackson Hill
the pillow fight scene from animal house
>pic related
Kayden Gomez
da real MVP of Fast Times. Phoebe never did it for me but Jennifer Jason Leigh certainly did.
Chase Wright
she's not particularly attractive in this pic, or any of her shit in the last 10 years or so, but there's a 2 part episode of star trek voyager from 1996 she's in and she's hot as fuck.
Justin Gomez
chica es muy caliente
Adrian Miller
Great movie so old school senior trip was great. Jeremy Renner was in it.
Elijah Johnson
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Brody Hernandez
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Elijah Morales
You are okay. She does it for me too
Zachary Turner
Wtf is that?!
Jose Edwards
Those fucking wheelers though, killed any boner.
Joseph Wood
Jesus are you 13?
Lincoln Lee
need more fakes
Jeremiah Jenkins
She was still hot in this. Was very hot in trading places though.
Anthony Cook
You're not weird. She had a killer body back in the 80's
Julian Moore
...
Asher Perez
...
David Edwards
superior taste
Ayden Roberts
this
Grayson Reed
I wanted to save her and I didn't know why. The power of boners
Samuel Cooper
YES!
Landon Turner
...
Daniel Ortiz
...
Jayden Rivera
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Henry James
...
Owen Green
...
Nathaniel Robinson
...
Juan Clark
>that awkward 8 year old boner
>that awkward silent drive home
>that awkward overheard conversation my parents had later "but its a disney, how could there be nudity?"
lot of elderly folk on here today
Brody Gray
Not my first, but that may be the hottest sex scene of all time.
Nathan Ross
What film?
Kevin Hall
My first - when she was in Bugsy Malone. Even now..
Juan Sullivan
that scene in the name of the rose.
christian slater had awesome parents
Jeremiah Torres
Splash
Austin Cruz
splash. tom hanks and daryl hannah movie from 1984
Christopher Perez
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Jeremiah Roberts
Career Opportunities
Lucas Phillips
This is what faggots actually think
Charles Sanchez
I agree with this sentiment
Andrew Anderson
Shit, been years since I saw that.
Isaiah Nelson
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James Baker
Someone left there sense of humor in a loli thread.
Jayden Harris
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Andrew Stewart
Damn son.
Possibly a little younger than you, for me it was Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science. Or the girl in The Blue Lagoon, both liberated from my dad's video collection when he was at work and I was off school home alone.
Isaac Davis
Uhm
Benjamin Powell
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Lincoln Flores
Damn she looks man-ish there.
Aiden Brown
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Nathan Rivera
Jesus are you 80?
Gabriel Bailey
14 year old reese.
had a brief skinnydipping scene that wrinkled my VHS tape with the pausing.
I was crushed when i found out it was a body double
Brody Thomas
yeah she looks a lot better now (pic related). I just have a vivid memory or having a little boy boner when this was on In Living Color.
Dominic Foster
Any other olds love Marilu Henner from Taxi?
So many bra-less outfits with nips, in the 80s...