Everybody has secrets what's yours

Everybody has secrets what's yours

My boss called me to ask if I could come in and I said no.
I lied.

i turned my maid into a slut

bamp

I rap better then j.cole

Finger back car mom seat i aunt

story?

i sometimes fap wearing hosiery

I'm one of those guys on here who keeps posting a girl over and over because I can't stop fapping to her. I stopped posting her, but I still fap to her all the time.

>Everybody has secrets what's yours

>My boss called me to ask if I could come in and I said no.
>I lied.

This is not a secret. Everyone knows you lie all the time.

Post this in English. I have a feeling it might be an interesting secret

The girl I've been wanting to ask out for months finally broke up with her boyfriend and I want to ask her now but I feel like I should wait a little while.
It's like I got what I wanted but can't do anything yet.

My wife fucks me in my ads as long as I let her pitbull fuck her in hers

I'm seeing a Thai girl at the moment who's madly in love with me. She eats my ass almost every night. Feels great.

i regularely get myself into closed psychiatric hospitals to get easily laid on BPD girls.

greentext a couple of fucks

Start talking to her then slip a bit of flirtyness in but not to much then in a week or so flirt with her
So she really knows u like her (you are saving her from her sadness at this point)

Start talking to her then slip a bit of flirtyness in but not to much then in a week or so flirt with her
So she really knows u like her (you are saving her from her sadness at this point)

Start talking to her then slip a bit of flirtyness in but not to much then in a week or so flirt with her
So she really knows u like her (you are saving her from her sadness at this point)

>be 13
>live in a 3rd world country
>parents get a domestic help/nanny cause they come home late
>young girl, naive and lived all her life in a village
>hit puberty and dicover porn
>come home from school and fap all day till parents get back
>fapping one day with headphones on
>turn around to see my maid shrieking (door had no locks)
>she runs out of my room covering her eyes, telling me to close the porn
>follow her and beg her not to tell my mom
>she threatens to tell on me if she catches me again
>quit jerking off for a week or so, but who can stop a horny boy?
>start watching porn but no jerking off because afraid of getting caught
>maybe a month after getting caught
>watching porn as usual
>realise that my door is ajar and my maid is discreetly peering in
>scared to shit that she would tell my mom
>freeze in place and wait for her to come in
>10 minutes and nothing happens
>breathe a sigh of relief and carry on
>over the next few weeks, see my maid spying from the doorway more and more often
>she would just stand there hidden behind the door
>i would pretended that she wansnt there and do my thing
cont.

I'm a Furfag, and my boyfriend doesn't know.

its always the same, you go to psychiatry saying you wanna kill yourself, you get in, you do noting except acting busy, at one point some girl is gonna come at you and ask you if you want to talk, you tell her to fuck off, the next night she will stand naked in front of your bed.
dont do it twice at the same hospital tho.

>

I sincerely hope you die in a fire.

Yes cont, we want the whole story

hurry before this 404 thing happens

I am secretly bisexual but I'm afraid to ask for cocks from strangers because I live in a very homophobic country. Also, I don't how to ask for cocks. Never had pussy neither because I was raised a good Muslim boy.

I used to think i'm dead inside
Now i think i got too much empathy

I also can't master anything but learn things fast and usually drop them real fast

Are you me? I think I may have Aspergers or something

I seem to be the same way as well

I feel that too. Excess of empathy can make you tire.
The second thing is lack of concentration. Try to disconnect from social media. For example: eat without watching tv or looking at your phone.
We recieve a lot of stimulation now a days

My problem is that jobs get boring after a while and I quit after 6 months, that's why I'm pursuing engineering, maybe that will keep me interested

Friends and family don't know it, but I voted Trump.

I think he's making a mess and is an idiot, but I think it's still better that we have the increasing engagement and awareness of the population we're seeing now, than a status quo chugging along.

>eventually got turned on at the idea of being spied
>the next time i realised my maid was on the door
>took my dick out and started jerking it
>started doing this everytime i saw her at the door
>this went on for a month or so and she didnt mention it all
>so i got emboldened
>the next time she was at the door i called her in
>she freaked the fuck out and ran away
>got scared that she would tell my mom but she didnt
>found her at the door 3 days later
>called her in again and this time she came
>i asked her if she wanted to watch along with me
>she didnt reply but just stood there watching the fucking on my bitchin' 15 inch crt
>i plugged in the speakers and made her sit on my lap (no other chair in the room)
>she was transfixed and couldnt move her eyes away from the screen
>eventually she started grinding on my hard little dick subconciously
>i was freaking the fuck out and getting excited at the same time
>didnt know how to react so i just sat there getting my dick stimulated
>after the porno got over a put a vid of girl fingering herself
>my maid still couldnt take her eyes of the screen
>told her to try out what the chick on the vid was doing and told her to go away
>and then i blew the biggest load of my life

I love eating a girl out

stop taking advantage of us you asshole.

what did BDP girls ever do to you??

I love eating girls out just after they've pissed

more?

i'm a professional shoplifter

I enjoy being pegged by my ex and only her.
She's married now but we still meet up regularly.

user are you me?

kill yourself human scum. these people are there to get some help, you piece of shit.

Addicted to tube.getthelube.com

>the next day i find her waiting at my door step again
>call her in and she complies
>ask her if she tried fingering
>she just nodded and started blushing
>asked if she wanted to see more porn and she nodded again
>so she sat on my lap and ended up grinding me again
>after a week or so of this happening daily i got more courage
>started touching her thighs, stomach and eventually her tits
>at times she would swat my hand away, other times she would let me grope her
>all the while she would be grinding on me
>slowly and gradually, i kept on trying convincing her to remove her clothes
>at first, she would down right refuse, then grew hesitant
>and around 6-7 months after she initially caught me (with a lot of effort)i got her to show me her tits
>everyday she would come in, remove her tshirt and bra and sit in my lap while grinding me as we watched porn
>i realised that her boundaries were eroding and i could start pushing her limits as she herself used to get horny

cont.

I would love to beat the shit out of a helpless baby or a toddles. I've always hated kids, ever since I was a kid myself. If I ever get pregnant I want to just give birth to a baby and then torture it for the rest of its life. Wasn't abused in my childhood but I just always felt like that towards kids. They annoy me and I want to see them suffer

Skilled Roy?

sometimes I listen to love songs and pretend I've loved someone and they loved me back

the loneliness doesn't really go away does it

For as long as I can remember I have gone to sleep hoping that I don't wake up.

Yeah I would like to have someone to love me but then, I don't even love myself, I only drag every one else down with me

Every time I go to doctors, I hope they diagnose me with cancer. I don't really want to die, I just don't enjoy living

This has been posted before right?

how old was she

I feel that the little joy I get out of life doesn't offset the responsibility involved. Faggots who went tandem skydiving once will go on about their thirst for life years afterwards, but for me it's just not enough to make up for having to get a job and all that shit.

...

>i started with groping her petite body
>then i fondled her tits
>then i tried pinching her nipples
>she was always receptive and her soft moans turned me on even more
>so one fine day i got the courage and pulled my dick out while watching porn with her
>she glared at my little dick with awe but acted as if she wanted me to put it away
>i ignored her and started fapping
>when i was about to climax i told her to turn towards and came all over her tits
>i expected her to get mad but she seemed to enjoy it and even licked a bit of my jizz
>i guess the porn had started to condition her
>she was open to experimentation and i was a boy ready to be her test subject
>she became horny little bitch who wanted to re enact pornos now
>and i complied
>she gave me tit jobs, foot jobs, hand jobs and eventually blow jobs
>had me finger her ass, lick her tits, rub her pussy and then finger fuck it etc.
>we always stopped short of fucking
>however horny she was, losing her virginity before marriage wasn't doable
cont.

she didn't exactly know herself. I would say 15-16 if have to make a guess.

bumping for this

>15-16 if have to make a guess

Could Have said this at the beginning, i was imagining a 35-40 y/o MILF

learn to read you retard

I recorded my 16 yo friend changing, posted it on Internet and now it's everywhere.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Pics or gtfo

>her behaviour in general started to change
>dressed better
>put on make up
>she was flirty now while talking to boys unlike her prudish self
>i started encouraging her and passed compliments
>told her to find a boyfriend jokingly
>go to my grandparents house for a month in the summer
>miss my sweet pussy and cant wait to go back home to her
>get back home
>shes left the house
>wtf
>pester my mom and ask her why she left
>wont tell me
>ask my dad
>ask everyone
>just get told to shut up and mind my bussiness
>later on come to find out that she took the watchman that guarded my home to her room
>and fucked the shit out of him
>and my mom found out and threw her out
>wtf why did the bitch not fuck me
>very jelly
>but time heals all wounds
>couple of years later
>be 16
>get a call from an unknown number
>its her

cont.

...

>i'm abandoning everyone and i am happy about it.
that is all

wew

yea i think that too, feels like i got ADD or something i don't know, cus the clumsiness is not intentional it just happens way too often.
literally stopped using fb one year ago, although i pretty much always got music on.
lel no it won't , studied robotics, dropped after one year.


It's just that i seem to like pretty much anything but not to an extent that i would want to master it, not that i would have the willpower not to drop it.

ADD-fag here, maybe I can help you self-diagnose a bit. Do you:
>often feel your thoughts drift off without realizing it
>have trouble falling asleep / waking up (or both)
>have trouble with recognizing the passage of time, and/or estimating how much time something takes to do
And this is the important one:
>do you zone out during face-to-face conversations without realizing it, only to "wake up" later

Do let me know.

and only when i realised this, it became clear why i sucked at school, i mean i got brains but my memory is just so shit.

bet you guys too?

Lost my virginity to a 300+ pound black woman

Its called being a teenager, grow up

ADD-fag again. Yes, very much. Was diagnosed as gifted at early age, but didn't do well in school at all when it started to matter. Got a serious identity disorder because of it, was only in my mid-twenties that it was discovered I have ADD. Too late to make up for lost time, but doing a lot better now.

>often feel your thoughts drift off without realizing it
at work i often find my thoughts drifting elsewhere.
like today i was counting something, literally had to recount 3 times because thoughts drifted away.
>have trouble falling asleep / waking up (or both)
When going to sleep my thoughts start going wild usually, and waking up is hard cus you know, it's cozy and warm.
>have trouble with recognizing the passage of time, and/or estimating how much time something takes to do
only when alone
>do you zone out during face-to-face conversations without realizing it, only to "wake up" later
no

I am a literal female supremacist.

Double whammy for Satan.

I steal liquid nitrogen from work and do stupid shit like gif related.

i know i said no but it's pretty hard to keep concentrated on someone's face, usually end up glancing to one thing or another multiple times.

Hot.
Got pics?

you fucker

Just kidding my secret is that I really really really really really really like this picture.

another user here
I:
>always lost focus had my thoughts drift away during class and in rare cases during conversations
>have trouble recognising the passage of time
>have substance abuse problem
>procrastinate
>have 10 things going on at once

pls diagnose

Pls do user

You sound more like you have mild aspergers to me. I was diagnosed with ADHD, but then the doctor said it might be aspergers. The two are very alike in some ways, but the eye contact thing is a fairly big difference

Same here, user.

Go on user

LEMME SEE THE END REEEEEEEE

Then you *might* have ADD, but it also sounds like possible ASD. The 'zoning out when talking to someone' thing is a tell-tale trait of ADD present in the great majority of afflicted, but how you describe not being able to focus on someone's face is both a thing with ADD and ASDs.

My advice: you do have a lot of markers, it's worth getting checked out. If you have ADD, medication will solve a whole lot of your problems, and if you're young enough (below 21, when the brain's plasticity is still high) behavioral therapy can really work. I was too old for therapy to work well (24) but did amazing on Ritalin, now I'm on dexamphetamines and those work really well as well.

Good luck, fam.

i can finally blame my shitty life on my autism , nice.

>>have 10 things going on at once


stop doing drugs

do i just go to a psychiatrist or something?

>Discovered how to greentext and greentexting like a newfag

Omce a month, my sister comes to visit. We dont waer clothes in my apartment, and she lets me fuck her wherever and whenever I want for the whole weekend.
We've been doing this for a year and a half now. If any of our family found out how much we really loved ona another, we would be disowned.
I wish I could marry her, we were even talking about adopting. Fuck my life.

Sounds like all you need is a little potassium.

I don't know how the system works in your country (I'm Dutch), but in my case it was GP -> referral to general psych -> referral to psychologist/psychiatrist. Considering ADD is treated with medications, you're gonna go to a psychiatrist eventually.

Depending on what's available where you are, it's at least worth informing about possibilities and steps with a local psychiatrist.

And don't worry if the first one doesn't work out, find a psych that you feel comfortable with. You're gonna have to do a lot of soul-searching and self-discovery once therapy/meds kick in, you'll be finding out new things about yourself and your identity will get a few knocks. Be aware of that, but do know it'll make you a better person for it.

sorry, got busy


>exchange greetings with her and tell her i missed her
>way make casual conversation for a while
>then she stuns me by asking if my dick grew in size or is still the same little thing
>don't know if she meant it as a joke or shes trying to be flirty
>i stammer out an akward response and promise to make a plan to meet her
>in the meanwhile start texting
>shes much more confident and makes provocative jokes
>starts sending me pics of herself
>which devolves into exchanging nudes and vids
>shes even sexier
>eventually fix a date to meet her
>she lives in pretty bad part of the town with her eldest sister and her nephew
>go to the house and knock
>she opens the door in a towel and looks hotter than ever
cont.

Unfortunately no. This happened 7 years ago and she and I did not stay in contact. She was just some random woman who's house I walked by from high school

If I told you it wouldn't be a secret.

Damn. Story then?

I'm lithuanian and we do have free healthcare, so does that mean i won't have to pay for the psychiatrist?(we don't pay for diagnose here, but we do pay for meds)
Or are psychiatrists different kinds of doctors and charge their own?

>be me,10-12 yrs old
>sister constantly blackmails me about random shit,hate her
>gives me some money and sends me off to buy her a slice of pepperoni pizza or she will not allow me to play xbox
>i have a job to do
>go buy a slice of pizza
>cant fuck this one up,how would i even fuck it up its a simple task
>everything is going great,slice is in my hand and im 15m from my house
>le drop le piiza on le dirty concrete
>it fell on the pizza side because fucking physics
>what do
>shes gonna fucking kill me and im not playing battlefield today
>pick it up from the concrete,pepperoni stays mashed to the floor,half of the pizza is missing now
>carry it to her
>"they didnt have pepperoni so i took a slice of regular cheese pizza"
>shes happy,im happy
She doesnt know to this day,that she ate a piece of pizza that was mashed to dirty,ashy,disgusting concrete

Holy fuck

That's not hard, user